One time when I was 8 I was at the duel arena and I didnt know what pures were and there was a level 65 pure and i was level 80 something and he offered to duel me for my guthix full helm which was like 150k. thinking he was just a noob i thought it would be easy money til he ice blitzed me in my full granite to death. i cried for about 15 minutes til my mom got on there and started asking him to give it back because i was only 8 and i didnt know what i was doing. the guy replied that he would make me think i won it from him if i staked my granite maul and my mom thought he was nice until he ice blitzed me again for my gmaul and i cried to sleep that night.
whenever i step toe in wildy i run into these john wicks. thats what i call them atleast. when you get attacked by a john wick your dead. i cant even type when these guys attack because i panic eat so hard. i beg for mercy but they have no idea what that is. after i die they dont even say anything. no "sit" nothing... im almost convinced they use two mouses.
I saw Mod Ash at a grocery store in Cambridge yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
To the person who pk’d me and my wife at the iron bar spawn… Congratulations. Congratulations for ruining our return to the game. Congratulations for making me regret trying this game out again. Congratulations on being the reason this game is hemorrhaging players. Not to mention, I knew you were an ironman too from your typing so you literally gain nothing from doing that and now, thanks to you, we lost our hardcore status. Hope your little punk group is having fun getting bullied in school.
To the four people that told me I need to go to Wintertodt to train fire making today:
No I do not. Even if I was an Ironman, which I am not, I still don't have to.
I've been lighting fires since 2003 Sonny Jim and it works just as well now as it did then.
You didn't even know about Runescape until you saw that twitch promotion in 2017.
Yeah sure, you have a maxed main now and I don't, but let me tell you this:
I've been having fun on this game ever since I started 20 years ago, and you sir, have been depressed.
Did you enjoy Runescape today? I click the thumbs up with my computer mouse.
You fumble around with your chubby fingers on some smart device, and every day you press the thumbs down. It's been proven.
So you head back to Wintertodt mate. I'm gonna take a break and go for a quick PK trip at rune rocks. And you know what? I'm gonna laugh when I get pked by a clan, because I'm used to dying in this game, and it doesn't scare me.
When they call me a rat I have a little chuckle to myself because I know it's just a game.
When they call you a rat, you actually go check the mirror, and sure enough, you see beedy black eyes, a long snout and whiskers staring back at you. The sad thing is, you have done this to yourself. It wasn't the pkers, it wasn't Jagex, it was you all along.
That's all, go have some fun guys. Put a smile on your dial.
I met Ash 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old cousin while my uncle got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my cousin, and who walks in but mod fucking Ash himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there sipping a cup of tea and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my cousin started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Ash, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Ash put down his cup of tea, picked up my cousin and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
