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i have a dick at 14

    YTA your dick your rules
    is it normal for a 14 yo boy to have a dick? it started growing at such a fast pace all of sudden, I am too desperate because I don't know what to do!! Should I chop the thing off??


    just saw my stepsister nude and it was awkward

      Another banger by r/teenagers
      before the Alabama comes in, no i don’t like her, no i don’t fantasise about her, no i don’t watch that weird ass stepsister shit. to put it plain and simple, she is pretty. that’s all, nothing else.
      
      so basically here in the uk it’s like 12:30 am and i was lying down on the couch at my stepmums house. i went to go get a drink from the kitchen and didn’t even notice the light was on cos i have a habit of forgetting to turn them off so i assumed i accidentally left it on. as soon as i enter i see her at the table, too poor for clothes eating Cheerios while staring at her phone. i looked away obviously, but it being the middle of the night i couldn’t be loud. so basically i was whispering to her to try and tell her to go upstairs and put some clothes on. but of course she didn’t hear, so i had to look up a couple times to make sure she heard.
      
      once she saw me, she stared for like a second with the most blank face and then got up and left
      
      it was fucking weird
      
      edit: fuck off guys can you please stop jesus im not attracted to her
      
      edit 2: You guys are sick fucks. She’s my stepsister for fucks sake, why exactly would I be attracted to her? I had to change hot to pretty despite the fact that I said that I’m not attracted to her in the slightest. So i can say that girls on the street are hot, but suddenly if they are my stepsister then she’s suddenly ugly and I’m not allowed to say that? I fucking get that it sound weird but stop saying that I am the one in the wrong here when you are seeing a compliment to someone and lewding it to shit.

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        Hey, my names Ryan.
        
        I have autism, Alzheimer's, coronavirus, HIV, AIDS, a cleft lip, half of my brain, my parents are getting a divorce, my cat died, I lost my leg in an accident and I'm blind and deaf.
        
        I just wanted to tell you to have a nice day!