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FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him.

    Cr7 Cristiano Ronaldo copypasta
    FIFA against him.
    UEFA against him.
    Teammates Against him.
    Goalkeeper Against him.
    Saudi football authority Against him.
    Perez Against him.
    Coaches Against him.
    Analysts Against him.
    Pitch against him.
    Opponent team Against him.
    Referee always Against him.
    World cup knockout stage Against him.
    Man of the tournament against him.
    WWE against him.
    Apple against him.
    Google against him.
    Microsoft against him.
    Entire world against him.
    Solar system against him.
    Galaxy against him.
    Press against him.
    No offside goals.
    No rigged awards.
    Never disrespect anyone.
    Never cry in interview.
    Never cry in Instagram.
    Never cry in the field.
    Never received red card.
    Pure Talent and Hardwork.
    Children want to be like him.
    Cricketers want to be like him.
    P0tat0es wants to be like him.
    Hipp0p0tamus wants to be like him.
    Aliens want to be like him.
    Basketball players want to be like him.
    Players from every other planet want to be like him.
    
    This is Cristiano Ronaldo
    FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him. Saudi football Authority Against him. Pitch against him. Opponent Against him. Referee always Against him. Las Vegas girl Against him. Why does it happen to nicest man alive? 🥺 Always against my 🐪 Cristiano Ronaldo. 

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      The role model what a genius of a man

        Ronaldo copypasta
        The role model what a genius of a man he's got time for any football fan out there this is what heart and soul is all about he's giving his time and also so giving his heart the passion in person really passionate he is putting confidence in the man believe in yourself yes he is a millionaire see it's not all about money he cares about maybe the whole world if you had the chance to talk to everyone he would take his time to talk to any stranger that shows what kind of man he is his passion confident hearts also positive he is so trust giving good vibes a good sense of humour I remember he said this I don't want the (Coca-Cola) just water for me it's good for you what are legends, Cristiano Ronaldo

        Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003

          Folks have hated Cristiano copypasta
          Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003. It's nothing new.
          
          Hyper comodified modernity has bred a global crisis of socially ingrained low self esteem, so we are programmed to envy and despise those who don't hate themselves; those who are confident, good looking, and seem to have it all.
          
          I'm guilty of this too. I hated the guy until ~2014. The sexual assault is fucked up and he should be maligned for that, but if we're being honest with ourselves, most of you didn't start disliking him when that broke out - that just gave you a convenient excuse to continue feeling what they were already feeling.
          
          So I'm here to ruffle feathers and state verbatim what I believe -
          
          CR7 is greater than that mild mannered pushover Argentine with a soft bodied in game mentality.

          I just have one things on my mind. That’s cristiano Ronaldo.

            Ronaldo vs Messi copypasta
            I just have one things on my mind. That's cristiano Ronaldo. I'm doing this video to make believe that how I'm a big fan of Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristtiiaannooo Ronaallddooo! He is main on planet. He is the main. Best player ever seen. Look at the Messi's. Last three years knockout estage from the quarter finals of the champions league. Real Maded Ronaldo. Alone taking the team to the finals again and again and setting the record Messi fans, o refree, o VAR. Bottler fans. You can't do anything and say.. it's sameful to talk with you.. broo!

            Christiano Ronaldo this year

              Ronaldo copypasta
              Dear Cristiano,
              
              Cristiano Ronaldo this year:
              
              🏆 Italian Cup.
              
              🏆 Italian Super Cup.
              
              ⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup.
              
              ⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship.
              
              ⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season.
              
              ⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season.
              
              🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals.
              
              🥇 Became the greatest scorer in the history of all teams in the world.
              
              🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup.
              
              *43 goals in the year, 6 goals in 5 games in this Champions League, all decisive and a guy who, regardless of age, continues to work miracles and is the guy who most impresses the world most often.
              
              They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never.
              
              He could fight for this award calmly and the fight would be good with Lewandowski who in individual numbers was incredible and Bayern had a better season than Juventus and has been having a calmer season than United, but at the national selection level. example Cristiano was much better.
              
              And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, ​​he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually.
              
              For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him.
              
              With Messi, it's the other way around. He can do a low-key season, way below, they'll always find a way to favor him and give him the prize.
              
              Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable.
              
              Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are.
              
              Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride.
              
              Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!
              Factos 👍👀