Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo — The King Never Fades! 👑⚽

It was posted unironically by Ronaldo’s fanpage celebrating a victory that never happen. The post became a meme and is known as Penaldo’s schizo fantasy within the football community.

🔥🐐 Cristiano Ronaldo — The King Never Fades! 👑⚽
What a night, what a performance! 💥 In a friendly that felt like a Champions League final 🏆💯, CR7 single-handedly destroyed Barcelona’s defense 😮‍💨💔.
📊 Hat-trick? No… FOUR goals! ⚽⚽⚽⚽
⏱️ 39’ – Boom 💥
⏱️ 48’ – Another one 🎯
⏱️ 79’ – Pure magic ✨
⏱️ 89’ – The final dagger 🗡️
From start to finish, he showed mentality, passion, and killer instinct 🔥💪. Even in yellow, the man is pure Madridismo 🤍💛 — the DNA of a true champion 🏆.
Barcelona fans thought it was over at 3-1 😏🔵🔴… but when Cristiano is on the pitch, it’s NEVER over ⏳⚠️.
💬 Lesson of the day:
"Never write off the GOAT." 🐐👑
📸💛💙 Al Nassr kit, Real Madrid soul — History remembers moments like this. 🙌

FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him.

FIFA against him.
UEFA against him.
Teammates Against him.
Goalkeeper Against him.
Saudi football authority Against him.
Perez Against him.
Coaches Against him.
Analysts Against him.
Pitch against him.
Opponent team Against him.
Referee always Against him.
World cup knockout stage Against him.
Man of the tournament against him.
WWE against him.
Apple against him.
Google against him.
Microsoft against him.
Entire world against him.
Solar system against him.
Galaxy against him.
Press against him.
No offside goals.
No rigged awards.
Never disrespect anyone.
Never cry in interview.
Never cry in Instagram.
Never cry in the field.
Never received red card.
Pure Talent and Hardwork.
Children want to be like him.
Cricketers want to be like him.
P0tat0es wants to be like him.
Hipp0p0tamus wants to be like him.
Aliens want to be like him.
Basketball players want to be like him.
Players from every other planet want to be like him.

This is Cristiano Ronaldo

FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him. Saudi football Authority Against him. Pitch against him. Opponent Against him. Referee always Against him. Las Vegas girl Against him. Why does it happen to nicest man alive? 🥺 Always against my 🐪 Cristiano Ronaldo.

CR7 EL BICHO

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The role model what a genius of a man

The role model what a genius of a man he's got time for any football fan out there this is what heart and soul is all about he's giving his time and also so giving his heart the passion in person really passionate he is putting confidence in the man believe in yourself yes he is a millionaire see it's not all about money he cares about maybe the whole world if you had the chance to talk to everyone he would take his time to talk to any stranger that shows what kind of man he is his passion confident hearts also positive he is so trust giving good vibes a good sense of humour I remember he said this I don't want the (Coca-Cola) just water for me it's good for you what are legends, Cristiano Ronaldo

Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003

Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003. It's nothing new.

Hyper comodified modernity has bred a global crisis of socially ingrained low self esteem, so we are programmed to envy and despise those who don't hate themselves; those who are confident, good looking, and seem to have it all.

I'm guilty of this too. I hated the guy until ~2014. The sexual assault is fucked up and he should be maligned for that, but if we're being honest with ourselves, most of you didn't start disliking him when that broke out - that just gave you a convenient excuse to continue feeling what they were already feeling.

So I'm here to ruffle feathers and state verbatim what I believe -

CR7 is greater than that mild mannered pushover Argentine with a soft bodied in game mentality.

I just have one things on my mind. That’s cristiano Ronaldo.

I just have one things on my mind. That's cristiano Ronaldo. I'm doing this video to make believe that how I'm a big fan of Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristtiiaannooo Ronaallddooo! He is main on planet. He is the main. Best player ever seen. Look at the Messi's. Last three years knockout estage from the quarter finals of the champions league. Real Maded Ronaldo. Alone taking the team to the finals again and again and setting the record Messi fans, o refree, o VAR. Bottler fans. You can't do anything and say.. it's sameful to talk with you.. broo!