Roblox

Got a Problem?…Solve It!

Got a Problem?...Solve It! ♥ ♥Think I'm Tripping?...Tie My Shoe! ♥ ♥Can't Stand Me?...Sit Down! ♥ ♥Can't Face Me?...Well Turn Around! ♥ ♥Think I'm ugly...Don't look at me♥ ♥Don't like my style...Who said I liked yours?♥ ♥Don't know me...Don't judge me♥ ♥Think you know me?...You have no idea.♥♥ ¢alling me FAKE won't make you REAL, ¢alling me D U M B won't make you SMART, ¢alling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, ¢alling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, ¢alling me WEAK WON'T make you STRONG. ♛Keep Low♛ ♚Move Fast♚✝️If you believe in J. Christ put this on our profile. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Bible if you deny him,he will deny you in front of his father in the gates of heaven.This is the simplest test. If you love god and you are not ashamed of it,copy and paste it into your profile. God will smile at you 😍😀😎

Got a Problem?...Solve It! ♥ ♥Think I'm Tripping?...Tie My Shoe! ♥ ♥Can't Stand Me?...Sit Down! ♥ ♥Can't Face Me?...Well Turn Around! ♥ ♥Think I'm ugly...Don't look at me♥ ♥Don't like my style...Who said I liked yours?♥ ♥Don't know me...Don't judge me♥ ♥Think you know me?...You have no idea.♥♥ ¢alling me FAKE won't make you REAL, ¢alling me D U M B won't make you SMART, ¢alling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, ¢alling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, ¢alling me WEAK WON'T make you STRONG.

Roblox gift card

Today I threatened a cashier at gun point to give me the $10 robux card sitting behind her counter. After a viscous shootout with the police, I returned to my house and set the card on my desk. I decided to take a shower to wash the gunpowder and blood off. After I’d bathed and listened to 30minutes of solid white noise to calm the voices in my head, I returned to my room to find the card missing. In the corner, my 8 year old brother was redeeming the card for himself before I could stop him he punched the last digit in and was awarded 800 robux to his account. In a fit of primal rage, I leapt the 25 feet between us and pounced on him, tearing him to shreds. His screams only fueled my rage. How dare he be surprised by my attack. I proceeded to rip the door off my truck and without turning the key and through pure willpower forced the vehicle to spontaneously appear in front of the main Roblox office. My molecules, refusing to coexist with any known law of physics, phased through the door. Again, through pure willpower, I molecularly reconstructed the front desk lady into a pile of Duracell rechargeable AA batteries. The people getting into the elevator saw this and started pressing the close door button. I telekinetically forced the doors back open and got inside while they screamed and begged. Their screams annoyed me so I growled at a frequency that irradiated their ions to the point of deconstruction. Once to the top floor I kicked the door to the CEO’s office open and sat down across from him. I summoned a photo of his children at gun point and demanded that he deposit 800 robux into my account. He did so earnestly. As I got up, he roared “all of this for $10!?” I smirked and said “the mitochondria is the power house of the cell” and leaped out his window from 87 stories up, stretching my skin into a wing suit, flying the 1,300 miles back to my home. I settled into my chair and surely enough, there were 800 robux in my account. I bought a pair of cosmetic wings and a cool hat.

The wank that could’ve saved it all.

The wank that could've saved it all.

My friend, Known as pino was developing a game. He was REALLY REALLY in the mood. But he didnt have time to do his little buisness. So instead he resorted to going on his roblox studio game. and adding explicit innapropriate models to his little racing game. He added a maid girl into the burger king, to simulate the guest he added known as "Guest 1337" to mate with the maid girl. He Jacked to it but it wasnt enough, So instead he added a Tree house where he simulated an orgy. He loved it and He Exploded. A few hours later he decided to release his Racing game known as "Initial Pino". Pino forgot about the Innaproproiate lewd and disgusting models. Thus the Roblox police came and knocked down his Roblox Sex Compound. Pino was arested and sentenced to Account deleted for "Your account has been deleted for creating, promoting, or participating in "inappropriate behavior or content. This is a violation of our terms of use". Thus his account gone to ashes. Thousands of Dollars gone to waste. Burned for no use. This is the story of my friend pino who got his account terminated.

Moral of the story:

Before you develop your game and you're in the mood Bust it or you'll end up like pino and regret it

Stay safe out there.

You will never be a real builders club member.

You will never be a real builders club member. You have no hard-hat, you have no robux, you have no trades. You are a n00b twisted by ads and scams into a crude mockery of builderman's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back robloxians mock you. The administrators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at you in bc only places. Members are utterly repulsed by you. ten years of builders club has allowed members to sniff out NBC with incredible efficiency. Even NBC who “pass” look poor and unnatural to a member. Your inventory is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a member to come to your place, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he is unable to trade with you. You will never have more than one place. You build a game every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you know you can't have it be active. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy minecraft, unlist your places, sign out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your friends will find you outside of Roblox, heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a NBC. They’ll pg you, leading an alternate life marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pg'd user is there. Your reputation will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an account that is unmistakably pg'd. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Colt m4a1

Hello, if you have a moment i just wanted to talk about how beautiful this master piece is. The M4A1 made by non other then Colt. A military classic and such a lovely gun to build a SOPMOD. I dont think i have the vocabulary to describe how fabulous this gun really is. Really, there is only one thing that i could say, and that is, i want to stick my slong in the chamber. If you have a M4A1, i dont see any reason why you wouldnt do that! Just pull back the charger and have it stay in an open position, ready to fly forwards, put your dick in the ejection area, all you have to do is click the forward release button and BAM! it will do that amazing clicking sound FLYING forward, and push your dick right into the chamber. of course after doing this several times, you may encounter some problems like jamming the gun (AR's are a like that). If you hit the bolt release and the gun wont chamber your dick, just hit the forward assist button a few times, and that should do it.

Its been 24 hours without my roblox girlfriend

Your average robloxian when roblox is down

It's been 24 hours without my Roblox girlfriend, I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that my roblox girlfriend may never come back. My roblox girlfriend has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on my Roblox girlfriend this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of robux for my Roblox girlfriend, because I trust my roblox girlfriend. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, My roblox girlfriend being gone has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the last “gtg” message of my roblox girlfriend, i vomited. I just hope she’ll come back, I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they my Roblox girlfriend will be back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope my Roblox girlfriend comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.