By u/Starguy2, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to a Roblox game, Block Tales.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Block Tales. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Old School Roblox and Philosophy, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Terry's ego-centric and sociopathic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Max Stirner, for instance.
The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Block Tales truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Terry's catchphrase "I'LL KILL YOU," which itself is a cryptic reference to his crippling fear of becoming close to others. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Space Moonbase's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂
And yes by the way, I DO have a Griefer tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Its a technique in Roblox where you report someone before they do anything under ‘Text Chat’ and ‘Bullying’ and then send this prompt. Whenever they say anything mean such as ‘ez’ they’ll get a temporary ban for toxicity.
Calling me “dog,” “mutt,” “loser,” “ez” (disrespectful slang in another language), and other insults; repeated harassment and spamming of insults; sustained verbal abuse intended to demean, provoke, or intimidate; targeting me personally rather than discussing gameplay; hostile language meant to humiliate or belittle; continuing harassment after being ignored or told to stop; chat flooding and spam to disrupt communication; provoking arguments intentionally; discriminatory or degrading remarks; name-calling as harassment; baiting reactions for harassment purposes; attempting to manipulate me emotionally; asking for personal information such as my age, real name, location, school, or social media; attempting to move conversations off-platform; promoting or encouraging the use of Discord or other external links; violating child-safety rules through inappropriate personal conversation; grooming behavior including excessive personal attention, boundary-pushing questions, or manipulation; referring to or talking about my family members without consent; asking about or mentioning my daily routines or real-life activities; attempting to identify me outside the platform; stalking-adjacent behavior (probing for real-world details); ignoring platform safety boundaries; repeated rule-breaking behavior across messages; creating an unsafe or hostile environment; misuse of chat features; harassment through persistence rather than single messages; behavior designed to evade moderation; continued abuse rather than a one-time incident.
guys PLEASE don't buy the Christmas skins if you respect OG forsaken players... its more than just a skin; its a symbol of their exclusivity. show your respect by appreciating its rarity, not owning it. some things are better left untouched...
Its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Guest 666 from the Roblox game “FORSAKEN”.
This is Guest 666🐐. A killer with vertical mobility✈️, 27 Sprint speed🏃, 9 stamina loss/second🏃. Killer has 10% speed🏃 increase when abilities highlight💡 survivor (29.7 Sprint speed🏃). Has behead🪓 on holding M1 for 8 second cooldown⌚, furthermore the cooldown⌚ is only 4 seconds + Inflicts hemorrhage🩸if it hits. Then when they transform🐺 all cooldowns⌚ are refunded🤑 and they cannot be stunned💫 and then they get 4% more movement speed🏃 and with more movement speed🏃 Manic Fixation gets stronger and survivors are highlighted💡, you get cooldowns⌚ refunded🤑+ bloodhunt🩸 extended on kill🪦 and his E can be held to fake people out🤡 but it gets stronger💪 when you hold E so-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😱
Started as a joke when Roblox was down for maintenance, the copypasta has been used for other games.
Roblox
It's been 5 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 30 million bounty anymore in Blox Fruits. I can't play CB:R anymore, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my day streak at ASTD and Adopt Me. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Roblox back.
Its been 20 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Roblox but the site was down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing with Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushe then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...
Steam
It's been 2 seconds since Steam being down. I think i'm losing my mind. My whole body aches and my limbs are trembling. I feel my bones breaking and i'm in a straight panic attack because i have to go see the scary outside world and the tall green grass. I feel my organs degenerate and i'm losing power. Please, Gabe, put your site back up. I'm dying and in endless eternal pain. I don't think i'm going to make it. How many years?…. Months even has it been without Steam? I still can’t comprehend my only reason of life has been stripped away from me, my body has gone into withdrawal, my hands are currently shaking as I am currently typing this. My brain has no purpose other than to fulfill the duty of buying hundreds of dollars worth of filler games. What do i do now? I see no purpose of life… There is no purpose of life. I am going to send one final message before I cease to exist. I’m feeling sick to my stomach, my body is sick, my legs are shaking. I’m about to throw up. This is a disease, a mental disorder and disease that has taken my life away, Hope you’re happy now… Gabe...
Fortnite
It's been 5 hours without Fortnite, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Fortnite but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried. I am nothing without Fortnite, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Fortnite, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Fortnite is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 20 kills in un-filled squads. I can't play FFA box fights, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my weekly missions. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Fortnite back.
Rainbow 6
It's been 1 minute without R6 , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto R6 but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I am nothing without R6, it is my life, it is my destiny, without R6, I wouldn't be able to do anything. R6 is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want R6 back
Lost Ark
Its been 37 Hours without Lost Ark.. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost ark but it was offline, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even got so depressed and thought about bad stuff. I am nothing without Lost ark... it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing that exists and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life, I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane...
MapleStory
Its been 10 hours without maple, I cannot stop shaking an I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up trying to login to maple but the game was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to work today I was so worried. Without maple I will not be able to do anything. Maple is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I CANNOT STOP CRYING AND I AM VERRY WORRIED. All of my joy has perished, my wife has also left with the kids.
KABOOM!!!! there goes ur tower watch it crumble feel the power hairy twinkle's in the game no escape time to face your fate there's no debate I'm the one they all fear the king of the block bringing heat bring fire never gonna stop every move calculated every strike precise in this doomspire world I don't play nice brick by brick I'm tearing it down you're basе is gone now I'm coming for the crown no mercy no chancе it's all for me you step to hairy twinkle your history. KABOOM that's your end game over I'm the top dog you're just a rover feel the shockwave feel the pain in this game I'm driving you insane watch your tower fall hear the crowd roar hairy twinkle's name forever hardcore I see your team trembling they know what's next I'm a beast I'm a monster nothing complex coming at you full speed no slowing down this is my arena this is my town try to hide try to run its all in vain when I'm in the zone I'm bringing the pain your moves are weak your strategies flawed in the game off doomspire I'm the god. KABOOM that's your end game over I'm the top dog your just a rover feel the shockwave in this game I'm driving you insane watch your tower fall hear the crowd roar hairy twinkle's name forever hardcore in the heat of the fight I rise above no compensation just hate and love I build I destroy I conquer all in this roblox world I stand tall KABOOM the final blow now you're done hairy twinkle's reign has just begun In this game I'm here stay dominating every round every day
