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They saying we might go to war, it’s crazy cause ever since we stopped talking I’ve been at war with myself.

    Its an old rizz pasta from a Tweet in 2020 that gets resurfaced every time there is a possibility of war with Iran.

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    They saying we might go to war, it’s crazy cause ever since we stopped talking I’ve been at war with myself. Idk why but this Iran shit got me thinking about how I ran from your love, hope everything is good with you though shorty. Be safe out here
    They saying we might go to war. It's crazy cuz ever since we stopped talking, ive been at war with myself. Idk why but this Iran shit got me thinking about how I ran from your love. Hope everything is good with you tho shorty, be safe out there

    Ayatollah in a box

    All this talk about putting the ayatollah in a box makes me realize how much I miss when you used to put me in your box

    My love for you israel

    thinking about how Iran from your love, but now that I know what we had i know my love for you israel

    Hit it like those bombers

    Just wondering if I could maybe hit it like those bombers hit the Iranian nuclear facilities..

    Last Rizzmas lyrics

      Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
      But the very next day, you got Fanum taxed.
      This year, to save me from mewing,
      I'll give it to someone rizzful.
      Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
      But the very next day (Very next day), you rizzed it away (You rizzed it away)
      This year, to save me from Fanum tax
      I'll give it to someone sigma (Sigma)
      Last Rizzmas, I rizzed up your gyatt
      But the very next day, you mewed it to Kai Cenat
      This year, to save me from Fanum tax
      I'll give it to someone sigma (Sigma)
      LASTTT RIZZMASSSS 🤓 😩 🥵
      I GAVE YOUUUU MY GYATTTTT 🍑 😏
      BUT THE VERYY NEXT DAY I GOT FANUM TAXXEDDDD 😭 🚕
      THIS YEARRRR
      TO SAVE ME FROM MEWWINNGGGG 🥴 🐱
      ILL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZFULL 🌝

      i don’t gyatt a lot for chrizzmas

      Rizzrecords i don't gyatt a lot for chrizzmas lyrics
      I don't gyatt a lot for Chrizzmas
      There is just one skibidi
      Someone fanum tax the toilet
      Cause Kai Cenat has to pee
      I'm more a sigma than you know
      I only edge in Ohio
      I saw Speed there too
      All I gyatt for Chrizzmas
      Is you
      I don't gyatt a lot for Chrizzmas
      There is just one skibidi
      Someone fanum tax the toilet
      Cause Kai Cenat has to pee
      I don't need to mew and lock in
      Just for chat to see I'm based
      Mr Beast won't give me Lunchly
      With the prime on Chrizzmas Day
      I'm more sigma than you know
      I only edge in Ohio
      I saw Speed there too
      All I gyatt for Chrizzmas
      Is you... you chat

      12 days of Rizzmas

      On the first day of Rizzmas, my Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the second day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the third day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the fourth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the fifth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the sixth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the seventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the eighth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the ninth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the tenth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      
      On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking, Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
      

      Im in the rizz of it..

        Parody of KSI’s Thick Of It song but changed to Tiktok brainrot slang.

        From The Hawk🦅 To the Tuah💦 To the rizz🤫 To demure💅 Brainrot🧠 Tiktok⏰ Thats my scene🌄 I feel sigma when i FE!N🎶 On skibidi🚽 Im tryna rizz 😏you for your gyatt🍑 Ice🧊Spice🌶that thang And make it clap for Kai Cenat🥷 Ohio-o-oooo This is where the sigmas go🗿🍷 Ohio-o-oooo I said this is where the sigmas go🤴 Im into skibidi🧻 Edging with my bros👯‍♂ They suckin on my toes🦶 English🇺🇸or Spanish🇲🇽 And they froze🥶 No point in taxin fanum💸 Cause i goon on my own💧 Forty-something Lunchly boxes🍔 Stored in my home🏘 Aint new to mewing🧏‍♂ Ive been edging for so long📐 Im crashing out😵‍💫 I need to jelq my drake a load😮‍💨 You goofy ahh Bagging the fries🍟 You aint the goat🐐 John Pork🐷 He called🤙 I hit the griddy🕺 Picked up the Phone📲 Yeeeeaaaaaaah🤪‼️ 

        I think I rizzed too hard 😭😭😭😭

          I think I rizzed too hard 😭😭😭😭
          
          I slid into this femboys DMs by saying "Are you Mrs. Butterworth cuz you're hella sweet and you got that hourglass figure" and it went so well, and we had the common interest of playing guitar so I thought why not ask him "Do you wanna play guitar together? I could do the fingering then you could do the stroking." But now he's not responding 😭😭😭😭 He had told me he liked pistachio, so naturally I tried saving it by saying "Are you pistachio mochi? Cuz you look smooth, soft, and squishy, but sweet on the inside too," but he's still not responding 😭😭 Did I fumble? 😭 Did I rizz too hard? 😭

          Harizzment

            i have 206 bones but when i see you i got 207
            She wasn't medusa, yet I was still rock hard when I looked at her.
            when i see you in the summer through your window without consent i bloom a liquid from my inner thoughts
            did u fart cuz u blew me away
            Thou are the majestic wip to my holy nay nay
            1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish

            Poetic Rizz

              If you were the sun I'd continue staring even though I'd go blind, as your beauty overcomes the sense of pain I shall feel just to see you.
              Just as the autumn leaves, descend from the trees, I fall for you every season
              No pencil, no paper yet somehow you draw my attention
              No matter how glorious the stars in the night sky are, I will always watch them through your eyes
              Your presence alone will make the angels question their own perfection
              Your eyes are like clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land, they paint the sky with unimaginable beauty.
              If I had a flower for every thought of you, I could walk through my garden for eternity
              You're the moon to my tide,
              The one who pulls me by your side.
              If I got a flower for every time I thought of you I would have only one as you never left my mind, and that flower I would give to you
              As the sun comes up, you have no shadow, because there is nothing that can replicate your beauty.
              like a piece of art
              my eyes cannot help
              but gaze upon the strokes
              of which God had created
              for he created a being as
              beautiful as you
              My love I am nothing more than an empty piece of paper for your inspiration is what truly draws me near completion
              If you were the stars I would devote my life to being an astronomer, if only to begin to understand your beauty
              If you are the angel of death I'm willing to die a million times just to see your beauty. If you are the angel of life I'm willing to be immortal.
              If I had to wait my entire life for your love, I would. for when I’ve withered away, I’d be glad i got to experience heaven before I even reached it.
              And if the gods were to give me eternal life, I’d turn it down. For a world without you is no different than death itself
              when I can’t be with you I read your favorite book, listen to your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, because in them I find little bits of you
              If I were a flower and you were the wind, I would let you wither me by making my petals fly, just to feel your touch.
              If I were to stare at your eyes for forever, I would tell people I saw the entire galaxy without even looking at the sky.
              If you're the moon, then I am the tide, for I flow under your command, forever longing for you, as you are my purpose
              My darkest days are shifted with a slight gaze of your fascinating looks. Your beautiful dark eyes are the last fiber holding my shattered heart.
              For if every star in the sky went out I would never know for she outshined them anyways
              If you were a grain of sand I’d search every beach and dessert looking for you and your beautifulness no matter how long I will have to look
              If I was blinded the moment I lay eyes on you, I would not grieve, for in the instance, I truly gazed upon perfection.
              You are the sun to my sunflower, i will always be glancing at your gorgeous light as i follow you around amidst the bright morning.
              My dear, every time your eyes cry like the sea, I will be the sand that waits for you on the shore to dry your tears.
              My dear, when you smile the earth shakes, the universe stops, the heavens collapse, and my heart bursts
              You are like the sun, even though you are miles away you still hurt my eyes
              They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but with the way you sway me with your warm embrace, even the blind can picture your elegance.
              You have no shadow, for nothing in this world is able to replicate the beauty you posses.
              You have stolen everything from me, the beat in my heart, the breath in my lungs, the thought in my brain, yet I only wish for you to steal more
              I had a night conversation with the moon, he told me about the sun, and I told him about you
              God must’ve put extra attention on you, for you shine amongst the angels and the devils beg for your forgiveness so that can feel your love
              They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but the way you sway me with your warm embrace even the blind could picture your grace.
              For if your flame should ever dwindle I will set this world ablaze to feel your warmth yet again
              If you were an ocean I'd be the salt so you couldn't be anything without me
              When you speak, you speak to me with words, when I look at you, I look at you with feelings
              If she carried Medusa’s curse I would still gaze into her eyes for I will be turned to stone and look at her beauty for eternity
              1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish
              Thou are the majestic wip to my holy nay nay
              did u fart cuz u blew me away