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Resident Evil Village


September 30th 1998.

    RE4 Sept 30th 1998

    Script from the opening cutscene of Resident Evil 4 Remake.

    September 30th, 1998. It's a day I'll never forget. The cop inside me died that day. And that night, Raccoon City was wiped out, thanks to the bioweapons created by Umbrella. Somehow, I made it out. But too many others...weren't so lucky. I was "asked" later to join a top-secret government program. Not that I had a choice. The training, the punishing missions...nearly killed me, but at least they kept my mind off everything. If I could just forget what happened that night - the pain, even for a second? This time, it can be different. It has to.

    I want to bang Lady Dimitrescu

      Lady Dimitrescu, is a fictional character in the 2021 survival horror video game Resident Evil Village
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      Holy fucking shit. I(17M) want to bang Lady Dimitrescu so fucking badly. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play Resident Evil Village and see her, I get so fucking horny. I hate waking up in the morning with 72818 gallons of cum in my boxers and knowing that cum should have gone inside of Lady Dimitrescu's fat pale ass. I want to have my hybrid human-vampire babies with her.

Fuck, my mom(45F) caught me banging my body pillow again. I put a picture of Lady Dimitrescu on it and went to fucking town. My mom is going to take away my Resident Evil Village, as well as all my games, and is going to bring me to therapy. I might never get to see Lady Dimitrescu ever again. Please help Reddit, you are my last hope.