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Did you just use a copypasta to respond to me?

    Responding to a copypasta with a copypasta
    Wow, WOW. Did you just really use a copypasta to respond to me? Instead of giving a proper response or ending the conversation like a sane person, you just use a copypasta and think you're a smartass? Guess what, i'm the one who is smart and you are the one who is an ass; because you just think copy and pasting something will get you to be in 1st place. Fucking speak to people properly instead of using one of those shitty lines of text.

    Send this to anyone who corrects your spelling

      Perfect ice breaker, thank you
      whats that? holy shit. holy fucking shit. you fucking genius. did you actually just correct someone's spelling? you fucking madlad. i can't believe i just witnessed one of the greatest achievements in human history right now. i think im gonna cry, im so excited. to be honest, i would suck your dick to reward you for your HUGE contribution to the human race if the line wasnt so long. you know what? fuck it. ill let you fuck my wife. ill pay you to fuck her. only for the slim chance that one of her kids will have a small part of your magnificent iq. ill mortgage my fucking house just so you could have 15 minutes with her, while hoping that your MASSIVE cock won't rip her in half. after that, we should start a religion for you. fuck jesus, the only thing this dick did is resurrect himself. you are entitled to the praise he's getting. we should make you immortal. losing you would mean stopping the human evolution and we would all revert to monkeys, not that we are more than monkeys in your majestic presence. I suggest we go to the UN and tell them to hand over all their authority to you, im sure you can unite all the people of the world just with a single swing of your cock, making the entire population wet in the process. just before that one more thing: can you shut the fuck up? nobody cares about that fucking typo you single chromosomed retarded gnome. I bet you think you are so fucking smart and witty after pointing something that didnt bother anyone. God, you are fucking pretentious, i bet you actually believed all of the text above. Did you think i would let you fuck my wife? She is only 12 you sick paedophile. Im calling the police so you could be tortured for eternity while your remains will be forcibly fed to everybody from your family or anyone even remotely related to you while they are forced to anally fuck a penguin. no, seriously do you think i'm joking? i'll come to your house and fuck your ass with a cactus. not that you would feel it after all the things you already had up there. you're a fucking twat that doesnt contribute to society and you deserve to die slowly.

      Response to translation of “lolicon” to “pedophile”

        Literally 1984
        Thanks for reminding me why I watch fansubs. Tired of these shitty localizations pushed by “politically correct” corporations in order to appease the blue-haired progressives of Twitter and Reddit.
        
        The technical difference between “lolicon” and “pedophile” absolutely does exist, and in an academic or legal context, or among otaku characters making specific use of the term, it is definitely better to leave it as lolicon.
        
        Edit: Lol mayo monkeys raging when confronted with any criticism towards their linguistic imperialism.

        Congratulations on creating fetish perfection

          Quote of the month, "Congratulations on creating fetish perfection"
          Hello (Name). I've been into this shit hardcore for 8 years and counting now. If you look at my profile you'll see that I follow over 400 different inflation artists, and I also have over 50 gigabytes of images that I have spent hundreds of hours custom editing to my tastes using a cintiq I bought for this express purpose. Suffice to say, I have seen tens of thousands, of different images from hundreds, mabye thousands, of different people. I'm mentioning all this to show that I'm not just some random person who Jack's off to weird shit. Everything to do with inflation has been a hobby of mine for 8 years, so I consider myself a "professional" jackoff at this point. Now that I've given you all this backstory, I'm going to tell you why I mention any of it whatsoever. It's because this is the single greatest (insert fetish) image I have ever seen. For my tastes and preferences. It's absolutely 100% the best piece made to date. I could go on and on forever about why, but I'll spare you and leave it at that. Congratulations on creating fetish perfection. Have a nice day

          Use this when someone makes a Nobody: joke on YouTube

            They forgor 💀 how to be funny
            Holy shit did you just say Nobody:? Holy Fuck that's so fucking funny and original I'm actually laughing my ass off holy Fuck there's blood and shit everywhere why the fuck is it so funny. Holy fucking shit you are actually the best comedian in the entire universe

            𝔒𝔥 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡

              haha I jest
              𝔒𝔥 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡, ℑ 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔞 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰...𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱!! '𝔏𝔢𝔰𝔱...𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨? 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 ℑ 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱, 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱...𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢... 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 𝔫𝔞𝔶, 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔦𝔱...'𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱?
              oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?