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    I fucking hate you all.

      HAHHAH FUNNY, GAY SEX FURRY CUM. 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂 Fuck off, and dont dare call me cringe because im not taking shit from a 30 yr old neckbeard who masturbate to noseless "3000 year old" children. You have to use your hands because your dick is so tiny that even fleshlights cant do shit for you, "grrr incel me chad" Where the fuck did the term "chad" come from anyway? Dont you know that most guys named "chad" are both jerks, and a shrimp-dick bitch? Anyways, who wants me to be their kitten on discord/reddit

      I’m sexually attracted to reddit moderators

        Reddit mod face reveal
        It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit.

I then got extremely aroused.

That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet.

I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me.

After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits.

I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated.

Please moderate me, hot sexy reddit mods.

        AITA For quoting Morbius?

          Morbin time copypasta
          I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

          Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?

            I don’t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. There’s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I can’t help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like they’re literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. I’m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that I’m not being weird for it. Please tell me there’s someone who feels the same thing

            boyfriend has ton of nude hentai all over apartment

              I'm posting this on another sub-reddit for more advice.

I've been with my boyfriend for 4 years.

Within the past month he keeps buying stickers and posters of naked anime / hentai and putting it everywhere in the apartment. I'm really not comfortable with this, and it bothers me even more because I sometimes have to pick up my nephew that is 10 from school and I watch him at the apartment until someone picks him up to go home. My mom also comes to visit so I try to hide the stuff but there is so much it's really difficult. He also has some in his car and it's noticeable to passengers, for example his best friend saw it and said, " why tf do you have naked pictures of women in your car dude? Your gf is right here." And my boyfriend just laughed and didn't say anything. The picture I'm referencing for that situation is a real person btw, idk who the model is or anything.

He also has a huge poster (made out of cloth, I know there is another name for this but I can't remember), of a naked anime girl fingering herself. ( it covers the entire wall, like 6 feet tall)

I don't even know what to do anymore. I told him I didn't like it and that I felt disrespected, but he just says, " I can't have anything nice." His friends have even asked me privately on the side why is he doing this and they feel bad for me.

Ever since he got his job as a correctional officer last year he completely changed. I don't know what to do.