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    When I see a user with a female snoo avatar I always click on it to see a bigger image. And 10/10 times, I'm turned on by it.

They are sooo cute. Call me a bit dorky, but I've fantasized about having sex with some of them. And yes, I've beaten my meat to my fair share of female snoos (then again, who hasn't?).

I know most people on Reddit find the snoos ugly, but I think they're really sexy. It's bad when I'm scrolling through reddit in public and I see a female snoo because I automatically have to start thinking of something gross so I don't get an erection in public

    AITA for drop kicking my 2 month old sister down the stairs?

      Some backstory required: Earlier today I was trying to relax but she wouldn't stop fucking making annoying ass googoo gaga noises. So today, I see her, and she is actually standing up! First I think to take a picture and tell my parents, but than I remember what an entitled bitch she is. I run forward, and leap forward and plant both my feet in her face as we both tumble down the stairs. I told my parents that she crawked in front of me whilst I was about to use the stairs so I'm out of trouble, and the surgery went fine and she is basically fine although she seems to have fucking learned her lesson as she 'talks' a lot less now. Next time she does this I'm uppercutting her entitled little baby skull

      Sister I’ve noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab.

        based and halalpilled.
        Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
        Sister. 🤧👱 I've 🙅 noticed 🙀 that 💬 your 🐦 reddit 👽 avatar is not 🚫❌ wearing 👙👙 a hijab. 🧕 When 🍆⏰ you 👈 wear 👙 a hijab, 🧕 you 😀 are obeying the commandments of Allah, and you 🚫🙏 can expect 📝 great ❤️ rewards in 🎁🔙👏 return. 🔙 It is allah's protection of your 🤗🍑 natural 👉 beauty. 👄 You 👉🏻 are too 😎 precious 💰💰 to be 🐝🏻 "on 🔛🔼 display" for.every man 🕴 to see. 🙈 It is allah's preservation of your 💃 chastity. Allah purifies your 😏 heart 💕 and mind 🤯 through 🧑‍⚖️ the hijab. 🧕 Allah raises the dignity 🙍 through 🧑‍⚖️ the hijab. 🧕 When ⏰ a strange man 🦸🏾‍♂️ looks 💉💯 at you, 🤟😀🤟😀🤟😀 he 📷 respects you 👆 because 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ he 👨 sees 👀 that 🏻 you 👈🏽 respect 🤬♀️ yourself. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ And this applies to your 🙅🏿 reddit 👃👽 avatar as well. 👀

        Reddit needs to allow users to add boobs to their avatars

          This is how we make Reddit great again
          I'll cut to the chase because you guys don't upvote posts longer than a paragraph. REDDIT. NEEDS. MORE. BREASTS. And actually good ones that satisfy the average Redditor, you know like hentai mommy milkers. You know, abnormous Gongalongadonkerooos. IMAGINE scrolling through reddit and you see a user with a female avatar possessing massive breast. Masturbation will become 54.8% more efficient. Face it, why wouldn't you do this? Reddit has porn, so why should admins limit themselves to that? In addition, female users can express themselves more accurately to other users creating a more immersive environment on Reddit.

          im not homophobic, just extremely racist

            Hi i got suspended from reddit for the "what are you fucking gay" comment and just wanted to say that it was a joke and i thought that it could obviously be seen as one but i guess it wasnt. So yeah im not homophobic, just extremely racist, sorry if i made you feel bad, all my homies are allies of the lgbtq community. idek if you reported it maybe you got the joke but better safe than sorry and all that

            How to piss off as many Redditors as possible

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I know how to control the karma, but im not saying :)

I'TS MY CAKE DAY! Can I get an upvote? 🤞😂

R/foundthemobileuser 😂😂😂 fucking mobile users with capital letters LMAO

Instagram is better than reddit and fortnite is better than minecraft. EA good, Hong Kong bad, China good.

Reddit is stealing everything from 9GAG and Facebook :/

God EXISTS, and his plan is unknown!

Old Star Wars? Pff that thing SUCKS! New Star Wars gang rise up! Disney is amazing 😩😩

"Weed" and "vaping" should be BANNED!

TRUMP 2020!

Keanu Reever SUCKS!!!

EDIT: OH ME GOOSH DIDNT EXPECT SO MUCH LOVE THANK YOUU

EDIT 2: WOAH SILVER HOLY RHIS IS TAKING OFF THANK YOU

EDIT 3: GOLD!?!?!? YALLS TOO NICE

EDIT 4: THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS

EDIT 5: OMG RIP MY INBOX