rainbow six siege copypasta

I genuinely hated Spoit before this. I’m happy that I finally have something to hate him publicly for.

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I genuinely hated Spoit before this. I’m happy that I finally have something to hate him publicly for. I hate the way that he plays and creates content and what his influence does to the community, I hate his weird accent that just ends up sounding like a cartoon nerd mixed with a British teenager mixed with a discord moderator talking to their kitten, I hate the way that he wears the same type of sweat absorbing esports compression shirt, that doesn’t compress any muscle because he doesn’t have any, every single day and in every single video, I hate the fact that he’s genuinely built like a WW2 POW that the Japanese took in Indonesia and forced to run the train lines, I hate the toxic behaviour he exhibits and how terrible he is as a role model, despite the popularity he has as a creator and pro league money that gives him access to resources that could help him to be a good role model, I hate his lack of insight ever in his life, I hate his success, I hate how much money he has, I hate the way he carries himself as the “#1 siege player” despite the fact that Beaulo is 110% better than him and prime Kixstar would wash him.

  I am praying 24/7, 365 days, on Spoit’s downfall. I attend church and recruit pastors to join my cause, then go to a mosque and ask the same thing of the religious experts there. I attend Jewish service and ask rabbis to provide me with the goat sacrifice method, just to appease God so He can smite Spoit down where he stands if he ever goes outside (obviously a tall order). I called up FriendlyJordies to see if he could get me in contact with the firebomber that burned his house, just so I can fly him to Spoit’s residence and watch in eternal joy and whimsy as he gets turned into ashes. I pay off mafia members to tip the leader of the gang that Spoit’s team loses everything and say that their source was his teammate, just in hopes that he wins and the mafia boss gets pissed off enough that he kidnaps Spoit and breaks his elbows with a lead pipe.

  TLDR Spoit is a bitch

Budega

Budega is an inactive Brazilian Rainbow Six Siege coach who is currently working for M80 as a head coach.

Hello American Airlines!, i am Matheus Figuerido, but you know me as “Budega”. My team is currently losing against CAG. Could you hold the plane for another hour? My team will be joining me. Not holding the plane? Imma sue buddy.

Hey guys big M80 fan here. I've just spent my mom's money on a flight to Boston and can't wait to see my boy Budega on the Main Stage. I was just looking at the schedule and couldn't see any M80 matches listed. Is this a mistake from Blast? I'll be honest I didn't even bother watching Playoffs cause Budgea would be all over the enemy.

Gamer girl in R6

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “fuck, Fuck!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

Rainbow six siege, orange

Alright alright but can we just talk about how one of the colours is orange? I mean, blue, red, green, yellow, all unique and kinda contrasty, but fucking orange? Seriously? First of all orange is an irrelevant ass colour that nobody even knows as "orange", we all call it "red 2" anyways. And like how about a white recruit how about idk maybe any other colour that's not literally the same as the one before because bro who thought pf that like who thought "yeah lets put some red and yeah lets put some yellow and woops guess the next one's orange" like WTF MAN ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS MAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME LIKE BRO WTF MAN YOU DONT EVEN NEED SOME COLOURBLINDNESS SHIT TO NOT BE ABLE TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE FUCKERS LIKE MAN WHAT ARE YOU THST YOU THINK YEAH RED AND ORANGE EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE LIKE NO YOU DIPSHIT LITERALLY NO ONE SEES THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE TWO EXCEPT FOR YOU STUPID FUCKER WITH YOUR MAGIC FUCKING GLASSES LIKE BITCH WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO LET US ALL SUFFER WITH THESE TWO NEARLY IDENTICAL COLOURS WHILE YOU SEE EVERYTHING PERFECTLY WHAT IS THIS MAN WHO. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. BRO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHOOSE FUCKING ORANGE IT'S LIKE THE WORST COLOUR THERE IS AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE HERE LIKE ORANGE WOULDNT EVEN FIT THERE IF THE REST OF THE COLOURS LOOKED DIFFERENT BECAUSE ORANGE ISNT A REAL FUCKING COLOUR IT'S NOT AS STRONG AS THE REST IT'S JUST A SECONDARY COLOUR THAT IS BASICALLY A BITCH ASS REMAKE OF A COOL FUCKING COLOUR AND NOT EVEN A COLOUR ON IT'S OWN THAT'S LIKE HAVING THE AQUAMARINE RECRUIT AND ALSO THE SUNNYSKY RECRUIT OR LIKE SUNSET RED AND REDWINE RED YOU SEE WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY LIKE YEAH MAN THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RETARDED IT HURTS MY EYES WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE I WANT TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA