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Is it racist if my dick only gets hard to white women?

    So recently I’ve been jerking off a lot, but I noticed a trend. I only masturbate to white women. At first I didn’t think too much of this, until my black best friend invited me to her house. One thing led to the next, and now she’s naked in front of me. I was trying to get hard before she pulled down my pants, but it was too late. She pulled down my pants to see a 2 cm flaccid penis, rather than my usual 10 inch hard cock. “Why is it that small?” She asked. I was speechless and nearly ran out of the room in embarrassment, until her white friend walked in the room. My penis grew and grew and grew when I saw her fully clothed white friend. “Oh my god, it’s so big” they said. So then we ended up having a threesome. The only problem was that each time I stuck my penis in my black friend, my penis became completely flaccid, while it got super super erect when I stuck it inside her white friend. Is my penis racist? Am I racist? I don’t know. I need answers

    my toddler doesn’t seem to care about being anti-r*cist

      Hey guys, I just came here to rant, (tw: rcism, trmpism, s*xism)
      
      So the other day I was speaking with my toddler, who just recently turned 3 years old. I had to sit down with him and talk to him about racism after I caught his racist ass watching Paw Patrol. (its a show that glorifies p*lice)
      
      When I asked him why he would watch such a horrendous show, he simply responded with “Ga ga goo”
      
      I was fuming. Was he mocking me? I certainly never anticipated that I would raise such a cold blooded rcist. I am starting to think that his response was fueled by sxism caused by his dad, who is a whte mle.
      
      I showed him a video of hypersexual gay antifa militants to try to normalize his behavior. About halfway through the video one of the antifa militants gets tackled by a plice after flashing his genitals to an old woman. My rcist son thought this was funny and went “ha ha”
      
      What should I do? I dont want him to grow up to be a Trmp supporter or a homophbic.

      Yes,I am a R.A.C.I.S.T.

        Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:
        
        Respect my friend's different beliefs
        
        Adore the little quirks in their traditions
        
        Care for my friends, no matter their skin color
        
        Inform myself on what taboos I should never break
        
        Smile when they speak their native tongues
        
        The French must be purged from the Earth