pyrocynical copypasta

I saw pyro at a grocery store in Birmingham yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snus in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the snus and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each snus and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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I flew all the way from Western Australia to meet Pyro at the meet and greet at Insomnia. As he was one of my favourite channels growing up I decided to make him a custom plushie of his TV head sona and was planning to give it to him when I had my photo taken with him. However when I went up to him and told him "I'm a big fan and I made you this plushy" he didn't even acknowledge me or make eye contact, instead he had his assistant come up to me and say "He doesn't take fan gifts". Overall I was pretty disappointed considering the amount of money I sunk into this trip plus the time I put into making the plushy just to be brushed off like that.

Am I over reacting?

This same thing happened to me but he actually tore my plushie in half and spat on me, then told me to kill myself with a blunt razor