Project Zomboid

From a Steam review of the game Project Zomboid.

PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME. You think it’s a “zombie survival sim”? No, no, my sweet summer child. It’s a TRAINING PROGRAM. The government? They're watching. Every move you make in Knox County, every botched escape plan, every time you drink tainted water—THEY KNOW.

It’s a social experiment. Why do you think they keep updating it? To “enhance gameplay”? WRONG. They’re testing how far you can be pushed. You think the fog is “atmospheric”? It’s 5G MIND CONTROL WAVES. Why else do the zombies wander towards your safehouse like they KNOW where you are? THEY’RE NOT AI. That’s the IRS agents they converted into sleeper cells.

You ever wonder why you can’t find a cure? You’re not supposed to. The virus? It’s real. THEY’RE PREPARING US. Bill Gates and the lizard cabal have already stockpiled their bunkers. Google “Knox Event” and you’ll find NOTHING. Cuz THEY SCRUBBED IT. This game isn’t about surviving—it’s about CONTROL.

The helicopters? Surveillance drones. The random gunshots? MKULTRA participants escaping. Wake up. It’s not “Project Zomboid.” IT’S PROJECT ZION. And when the power grid goes down IRL, you’ll know who tried to warn you. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CANNED PEACHES, SHEEP. 

I own a rifle for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four Zomboids break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Wooden Spear and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first zomboid head, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second zomboid, miss him entirely because my shooting skills aren't high enough and nails the neighbors window causing an alarm to go off.

I have to resort to the pipe bomb stash that i keep in the bedroom, "HEY OVER HERE" the pipe bomb shrapnel kills the other two instantly on spot, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Spear charge the last zomboid. I break my spear trough his skull, since damage to the brain instantly kills them. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta