Day in the life of a Chinese citizen
Day in the life of a Chinese citizen
- Be me, a responsible citizen of the Glorious land of China!
- Live in Beijing
- Wake up at 4 am to the 500 tons of carbon dioxide in my area
- Eat deep fried urine eggs and stray dogs for breakfast
- See my neighbour being executed by the CCP for making a mild joke about our glorious leader Xi
Jinping
- Try to go to factory but get stuck in the traffic for the 847th time
- Finally reach the factory the next day
- Start my 15 hour shift to manufacture power rangers themed dildos
- Co-worker tries to commit suicide but the nets stopped him from falling
- Do this for 7 years
- Save up enough to buy my 5th house in hopes of getting married
- Try to retrieve my money from the bank but all the accounts have been locked because of a
housing bubble crisis
- Reach home depressed to see guys in hazmat suits waiting for me to quarantine me for 50
years
- Watch state-authorised news channels and jack off to Xi Jinping's speeches
- Go on reddit and twitter and insult Indians and Americans and uphold the name of the
glorious CCP
- Sleep after having a wonderful day in the prosperous and flawless land of CHINA!