🚨ALERT🚨 🔊 🚨ALERT🚨
🏳️🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️🌈💰 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.📆✅ IT IS NOW 👎 ILLEGAL🚫⛔ TO BE STRAIGHT.👫🤮 YOU ARE NO LONGER 🤯😠 ALLOWED TO:
❌🙅♀️WEAR SHORTS 🩳 BELOW THE KNEE 🦵
❌🙅♀️PLAY 😈 DEVILS ADVOCATE 🙋 IN YOUR POLISCI 📐 CLASS 📝
❌🙅♀️WATCH,👀 DISCUSS,💬 OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" 🧑💼🧑💼
🕵️👀PLEASE REPORT 🧐 ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT 🤵❌👰 ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT🕵️🌈 SO AUTHORITITTIES🍈🍈 MAY ENFORCE 💦CUMPLIANCE💦 WITH ALL 💅YASS QUEEN 💃 REGULATIONS.📄📃
SEND📤THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW TITIZENS👯 TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIG💇♀️ SNATCHING💫🦱 QUOTA. GET 0️⃣ BACK 🥲😵💫AND SCOTUS👨🏻⚖️👨🏻⚖️ WILL SAY 💁♀️ "BYE FELICIA!" 💃 TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONAL📄 RIGHT TO 👬💍👭 MARRIAGE. SICKENING,🤢 NO? GET 5️⃣ BACK 😚😉 AND YOU'LL BE A 🌮WHOREDITA CRUNCH🌯 AT DRAG 👩🏼🎤👩🏻🎤👩🏿🎤QUEEN BRUNCH,🍴 BROUGHT TO YOU BY 💸💲 TACO BELL: LIVE MÁS! 🔔GET 🔟 BACK 😳🤩 AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S 👦🏼NEWLY VACATED 🏃💨 TIMESLOT.📺 SLAY, MAMA! 💃🕺
THIS MESSAGE💌 BROUGHT TO YOU 💶💴💷 BY OUR PRIDE 🏳️🌈💰 SPONSORS: 🍆COCKHEAD🍄 MARTIN✈️, 👨❤️👨GAYTHEON👩❤️💋👩, AND BOOBS 🍈🍈 ALLEN HAMILTON 😜😘🔥🔥