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    Donuts, the most famous baked good. They represent everything good & pure about this fine nation. but like most things, the Left is trying to ruin donuts by forcing their progressive values upon them. these days, donut shops are selling donuts with rainbow frosting, clearly in support of LGBT Pride. while there's nothing necessarily wrong with the LGBT Community, people should be allowed to buy donuts without having a left-wing, progressive agenda forced down their throat. the Left isn't just ruining donuts, over the years, more and more products have been sold in support of Gay Pride, from various other baked goods such as cake or cookies, to clothing, to even art. If you're still not convinced, on days after it rains, there's a rainbow in the sky, showing that the Left's influence is so strong, that even the Lord God himself has abandoned his Judeo-Christian values in favor of pandering to a Leftist Society. Things have gotten so bad, that when I use the mist setting on my garden hose, it too produces a rainbow. I haven't left my house in two weeks, and while my vegetable garden is slowly dying as we speak. It's better off my tomatoes quiver and die than succumb to the Leftist agenda. Now you may wonder why the Left wants to spread this agenda? Well it's because they're after this delicious boy pussy, but, they can't have it. I'm Dennis Prager.

    My experience at PragerU

      Exactly how Dennis Prager planned
      I attended PragerU back in 2015 on a wrestling scholarship. That is until they shut down the wrestling program because the coaches kept banging all the kids. But hey that happens everywhere that's not just a PragerU thing. Unfortunately it also meant I was stuck taking normal classes and trying to keep my GPA up WITHOUT being a star athlete. And man those classes were so weird. My Civics teacher kept showing me cartoon frogs and complaining about freedom of speech anytime a student asked him to put his dick away. I took a film studies class but every week my libertarian teacher just played Fight Club and tried to explain why cryptocurrency is safer than the stock market. I still remember my first kiss in the quad of PragerU, right under the 80 foot tall statue of Jordan Peterson. One time I aced a test just by writing "I don't like big government" for every answer. My favorite memory has to be when we held a big anti-taxation rally that got so out of hand they had to call in the national guard, which did end the rally but only because the entire student body was also in the national guard. They say your college years are how you shape the rest of your life. After my time at PragerU, I'd have to say the rest of my life is shaped like Ronald Reagan's dangling, flaccid penis as he wanders the hall of the White House in confusion, talking to paintings and leaving a trail of piss wherever he goes until he can be wrangled back into his chair and forced to sign whatever bill puts more black people in prison. Thank you PragerU, and remember the "U" stands for Uruguay offshore accounts, so good luck following that money you bitch ass feds