Gardevoir is literally one of the most fuckable pokemon there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with fact now, Gardevoir is 5'3", this is not only the perfect height, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. While being 5'3", Gardevoir is also only 103LBs, so, theyre lite enough to pick up and have an all around good time. So, these are facts, not only this, but Gardevoir, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of gravity, while also distorting dimensions. So, not only does this mean that Gardevoir can do anything they want ignoring gravity, but they are literally capable of making a pocket dimension in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Gardevoir is telepathic and feels a strong emotion connection to their trainer, so, they will know before you that you're horny, she literally has it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are are able to serve their trainer in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Gardevoir, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is: Gardevoir can learn double team, so, now you get to fuck two of them. Gardevoir can learn charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Gardevoir can learn mean look, combining this with double team, means not only do you get a tsundere on your dick, but also a submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 898 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
gardevoir is just so hot. i spend hours a day jacking off to her mommy milkers. i wish i was a trainer so i could have sex with her. it’s so forbidden which makes it so hot. i want her to pin me to the ground and force me to have sex with her so badly i want her to have forced sex with me for hours i want her to make me eat her pussy for hours. i want her to make me her sex slave and we will have mind blowing sex all the time. i want her to peg me with a massive fucking dildo. gardevoir is so hot i want her to breed me so badly. 🥵🥵🥵
God fucking damn it, what's with all the Gardevoir obsessed people? When I was in high school, I had a roomate. Dude was fat, smelly, and obsessed with Gardevoir. He had Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I swear to God, he had a Gardevoir Japanese fuck pillow. Every fucking conversation we had, he turned it into Gardervoir conversation. I wanted to punch him so bad, but I couldn't. I got anger issues, and just one fuck up could get me out of school. But I swear to God, sometimes I thought it would be a just price for punching that fat motherfucker in the face. I kept finding Gardevoir pictures EVERYWHERE. Some of them were covered in cum. Every night I heard him jerking off, and no matter how many times I asked - he did it anyway.
Once he said to me: "Hey Whiskey, we are having Pokémon night this Friday, are you cool with that?" I had an all night videogame LAN party that Friday, so I allowed that, but only if his buddies wouldn't touch any of my stuff. At all.
Long story short - LAN party got cancelled, and I had to go back to my room. My God, what I saw could not be described. Four fat nerds, watching the Pokémon anime, eating Cheetos, and covering everything with orange dust. One of those fatasses wore a fucking Gardevoir suit and another one was smoking. And they were sitting on my bed. That's right, those fuckers were sitting on my goddamn bed, covering it in Cheetos dust, cigarette ash and sweat. They haven't noticed me, because they were too busy watching anime. I was about to scream on top of my lungs and punch them, when Gardevoir appeared on the screen. All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate. I wish I was making that up. Even today this comes back in my nightmares. I gave my roomate a head concussion, knocked a few teeth out of others, and shattered suit guy's kneecap.Got into serious trouble, but my lawyer pulled my ass out of the fire. I fucking hate Gardevoir.
