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RIP 🙏🏻 PLUTO 🚀

    Hey you 👽space 💫🛸whores 👅! In remembrance of our baddest bitch 🔥💁🏻‍♀️ Pluto being demoted 1️⃣6️⃣ years ago, lets get 🫦 NASAty 🍆💦 Strap on your rocket 🚀 and make sure to go beyond the astroid ☄️☄️ belt to the gASS 🪐🍑 giants 👀 and explore 🔭 the rings ⭕️👅💦 of Uranus 🍑 Beware to not get sucked 🤤 into the black hole 🍑 😳Make sure not 🙅🏽‍♀️🛑 to FAKE ‼️it like the 🌙 moon 🌙 landing 🛸 Send this to 🔟 of your starry 💫💫 CUNTstellations 🫦💦 If you get 9️⃣ back, you’re astroNAUGHTY 👀🍆🍑 If you get 5️⃣ back, your helmet 👨🏻‍🚀game 👅is out of this world 🌎 🤯🤤 If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re being demoted 💀👎🏼