Hello reddit, today I was rubbing my penis very fast with my hand then all of a sudden this massive release of white fluid came out of my penis, I searched up on google 'white fluid discharge from penis' and the results said I had a UTI. Could anyone figure out what came out of my penis?
My girlfriend was playing with my balls and she was amazed that they weren't perfect spheres but more like eggs. Then she tried to switch em around (left to right witch kinda scared me) and lost her shit. I took the opportunity to show her all the amazing penis and ball maneuvers I could think of like stretching ball skin apart to make it flat. She was in awe of how much fun it seemed and said she was jealous. I'm guessing this is just something new to them? She showed me the fabled labia clap but that was all she really had
Most people drastically underestimate how big a 7" penis is. Statistically it's about 1% of the male population or less. A 7 incher will probably bottom out 90% of women, and cause pain to many of them.
I'm 6", measured with a ruler.
Every woman I've ever been with has told me I have a "big dick" or a "huge dick". About half the women I bottomed out (in certain positions), and about 20% bled after I had sex with them the first time (not on their period).
There was one woman I literally couldn't fit inside. Her vaginal opening could not accommodate me.
I had one girlfriend take me to a party wearing baggy shorts and encourage all her lesbian friends to grab my "giant dick" through the fabric of my shorts. Again I'm only 6 inches long but she though it was noteworthy enough to brag to all her friends about how my penis was the biggest she'd ever seen. She had been with a lot of guys too.
I've asked a few women how big they think I am, they generally think I'm about 8" long because they've been lied to their whole lives.
The average male is 5", but thinks they're bigger. 7" and up is extremely rare. Most of the dicks you see in porn look to me about my size, 6".
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time–it’s detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it. So I called up the place where the party was; they hadn’t seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, ‘cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time
So, I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate. I really don’t like being without my penis for too long; it makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it–I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t know–even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.Boy: im going pinis surgery
Girl: ok i love you
Boy love tou t2 bby
Boy wak upo see doc no gf
Boy; where my gf
Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis
Boy: what