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Packgod vs Cosplaying Egirl

    YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED? AYO Z SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY. YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN OFF BRAND ICE SPICE ROAST YOU ONCE ROAST YOU TWICE HAIR IS INFESTED WITH RADIOACTIVE LICE. THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT ON TINDER WAS THE THREE BLIND MICE LOOKING ASS BACK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. BRO YOU LOOK LIKE MARIO JUDAH. "YeAaAyYyY" "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh" "I mIsS rAgE" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL. BITCH YOU BOUTA GET A GODDAMN UBER FROM YO KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM. AYO KERM SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO. AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YO ONLYFANS BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP LIKE A STRIPPER FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER FOR STOLEN VALOR. AYO JC!!! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP TOO BRUH! BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU LIKE SIR TOPHAM HATT OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE. AYO KERM I'M NOT DONE WITH YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU YOU TRY TO MAKE IS HORRIBLE. YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK. YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST REGRET IN HIS LIFE WAS RELEASING YOU FROM HIS SACK. AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE REMY FROM RATATOUILLE IF HE COULDN'T COOK, COULDN'T TALK AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE.SO BASICALLY IM SAYING IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A BASIC SEWER RAT. I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP. AYO Z, Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU STILL TALKING? BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN WITH NO FRIENDS. YOU STRUGGLE TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL. YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE YOU STUDY THE MENU AT TACO BELL. YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A FRESHMAN CYPHER CUZ THAT BITCH IS DOUBLE XL. GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON. AYO BLUFF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO ASS SLIDE? BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU WITH A FLIP FLOP SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN". AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH YO UGLY ASS Z! BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOILET. "CaN sHe CaN sHe dO iT? cAn ShE cAn ShE dO iT? yEaH!" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL. BRUH! Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN HAIR. BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE FRAMED ON THE WALL AT SUPERCUTS. JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN TEETH. BITCH YO TEETH GOT OBTUSE ANGLES. YO DENTIST USES A PROTRACTOR TO CLEAN YO TEETH. LINNEA YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THEN YOU CAN. AND KERM YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE. BITCH SHUT UP AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO ONLYFANS. AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT. BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE. BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING. "BlEeS mE sUn WiTh SwEeT nOuRiSmEnT" Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING, Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING. YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS IF SHE ATE THE THREE BEARS. LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO BITCH YO DAD IS THE FUNKS OPS SKIN OFF OF FORTNITE. HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP. BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS BE TALKING BRUH. OH MY GOD BRUH GET YO CRINGE ASS. *inaudible*
    YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED?
    
    AYO Z SHUT YO
    
    LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY
    
    YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN
    
    OFF BRAND
    
    ICE SPICE
    
    ROAST YOU ONCE
    
    ROAST YOU TWICE
    
    HAIR IS INFESTED WITH
    
    RADIOACTIVE
    
    LICE
    
    THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT
    
    ON TINDER WAS THE
    
    THREE BLIND MICE
    
    LOOKING ASS BACK
    
    SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
    
    BRO YOU LOOK LIKE
    
    MARIO JUDAH
    
    "YeAaAyYyY"
    
    "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh"
    
    "I mIsS rAgE"
    
    BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS
    
    BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL
    
    BITCH YOU BOUTA
    
    GET A GODDAMN
    
    UBER FROM YO
    
    KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM
    
    AYO KERM
    
    SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO
    
    AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT
    
    ABOUT YO ONLYFANS
    
    BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP
    
    LIKE A STRIPPER FOR
    
    HALLOWEEN
    
    AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER
    
    FOR STOLEN VALOR
    
    AYO JC!!!
    
    SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
    
    TOO BRUH!
    
    BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN
    
    ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD
    
    SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
    
    BITCH YOU LIKE
    
    SIR TOPHAM HATT
    
    OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
    
    AYO KERM
    
    I'M NOT DONE WITH YO
    
    LIL UGLY ASS
    
    BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU
    
    YOU TRY TO MAKE
    
    IS HORRIBLE
    
    YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK
    
    YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST
    
    REGRET IN HIS LIFE
    
    WAS RELEASING YOU
    
    FROM HIS SACK
    
    AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE
    
    REMY FROM RATATOUILLE
    
    IF HE COULDN'T COOK
    
    COULDN'T TALK
    
    AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE
    
    SO BASICALLY IM SAYING
    
    IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE
    
    A BASIC SEWER RAT
    
    I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP
    
    AYO Z
    
    Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU
    
    STILL TALKING?
    
    BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN
    
    WITH NO FRIENDS
    
    YOU STRUGGLE TO
    
    COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL
    
    YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE
    
    YOU STUDY THE MENU
    
    AT TACO BELL
    
    YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A
    
    FRESHMAN CYPHER
    
    CUZ THAT BITCH IS
    
    DOUBLE XL
    
    GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON
    
    AYO BLUFF
    
    YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO
    
    ASS SLIDE?
    
    BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU
    
    WITH A FLIP FLOP
    
    SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO
    
    "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN"
    
    AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE
    
    WITH YO UGLY ASS Z!
    
    BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG
    
    THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE
    
    EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP
    
    ON THE TOILET
    
    "CaN sHe
    
    CaN sHe dO iT?
    
    cAn ShE
    
    cAn ShE dO iT?
    
    yEaH!"
    
    BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS
    
    I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL
    
    BRUH!
    
    Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN
    
    HAIR
    
    BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE
    
    FRAMED ON THE WALL AT
    
    SUPERCUTS
    
    JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN
    
    TEETH
    
    BITCH YO TEETH
    
    GOT OBTUSE ANGLES
    
    YO DENTIST USES A
    
    PROTRACTOR
    
    TO CLEAN YO TEETH
    
    LINNEA
    
    YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS
    
    THEN YOU CAN
    
    AND KERM
    
    YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP
    
    IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE
    
    BITCH SHUT UP
    
    AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO
    
    ONLYFANS
    
    AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT
    
    BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL
    
    YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE
    
    BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT
    
    YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE
    
    AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING
    
    "BlEeS mE sUn
    
    WiTh
    
    SwEeT
    
    nOuRiSmEnT"
    
    Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING
    
    Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING
    
    YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS
    
    AND THE THREE BEARS
    
    IF SHE
    
    ATE THE THREE BEARS
    
    LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO
    
    BITCH YO DAD IS THE
    
    FUNKS OPS SKIN
    
    OFF OF FORTNITE
    
    HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS
    
    AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK!
    
    SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
    
    BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY
    
    THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS
    
    BE TALKING BRUH
    
    (calming down)
    
    OH MY GOD BRUH
    
    GET YO CRINGE ASS.
    
    *inaudible*
    
    Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS BRO?
    
    Z: IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE
    
    Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS?!
    
    Kerm: BAN HIM!
    
    Kerm: I DON'T WANT HIM HERE
    
    Z: BAN HIM!!
    
    Z: BAN HIM!!
    
    *inaudible*

    Packgod vs. Omegle Furry

      You need somebody to stand up right… to look you in your eyes… and for once… for ONCE… in your LIFE! To just tell you… TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!
      
      Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek!
      
      Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass.
      
      MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT generating noises I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing.
      
      guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup! (He disconnected!)
      TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!
      
      Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek!
      
      Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass.
      
      MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT generating noises I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing.
      
      guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup!

      Packgod VS Discord Furry

        Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about with yo nasty ass boy you better get yo 🎶autumn was an average kid that no one understands WOAHH! Mom and Dad and Grandma always giving him commands!🎶Lookin ass boy bruh your balls dropped and then climbed back up boy! Stop playing with me boy you sexually identify as an unsolved Rubik’s cube! You made an NFT of your grandma twerking on a pickle! You tried turning your dishwasher into a bitcoin mining rig! Your best friend is a little mouse who lives under your bed in a Pringles can! Mom uses a jump rope as a belt! Your grandpa got an emergency heart transplant with a capri sun pouch! Your barber lined you up with a weedwacker! You had esex with Moby from Brain Pop in an encrypted HTML file! Uncle got arrested for eating a blueberry out of an orangutan’s asshole! Your sister’s currently engaged to an anthropomorphic dung beetle named, Stefan! Grandpa got held up by a pigeon with a Mohawk on the subway! You posted an Instagram story of a Jamaican cricket giving a lap dance in the back of a toys R us! Your dad was trying to flip Patrick the star’s belly button lint on the dark web to pay off your house mortgage! Your mother bought you a PS5 for successfully drawing a triangle! Your grandpa’s build like an expired chug jug! And your legal name is fang claw fuzzle wuzzles! Get yo ass on boy I’m not done with you bruh! I’m not done with you bruh you better get yo hippopotamus smelling cocomelon registered internet felon nasty and nerf a cleanse Foster home for imaginary friends! Excuse me, I only date 10$! Looking ass out of my face bruh stop playin bruh! Ants be using your grandma’s buttcrack as a slip and slide! In fact you finna pull up to yo grandmother’s funeral dressed up as a rabid orangutan! Yo furry ass boy you gonna OOHOOHOO I’m sorry grandma OOOHOOHOOHOO! Stop playing with my bruh you bout nasty as hell bruh! Bruh you be hitting on girls at lunchtime with yo sacred mating call! You be standing on the table going UUUUAAAAOOOAAAU! Stop playing boy you bout nasty ad hell bruh! Boy you better get yo pterodactyl good at scrabble shriveled apple attracted to beef cattle conceived on a horse saddle you don’t run you skedaddle pastor did questionable things to you in the middle of a church chapel lookin ass back boy! You bout dirty as hell! Better get yo 🎶all of you hoes, all of you hoes! You don’t remember who y’all talkin to it’s the discord CEO! 🎶lookin ass back out of my face! Boy you bout dirty as hell! Get yo lol diggity diggity ass on boyyyy!
        SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!

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        *to someone else* bro jacob you dirty as hell yo lookin like harry potter with a high top fade boi what the hell
        *furry (bold text)* packgod shut up bro your shit is so lame bro you say the same shit every fuckin time bro like holy shit get a fuckin life man
        *****packgod (no bold)* I know this is not hap- i think im dreamin somebody pinch me theres no way that this dude named autumn THIS DUDE NAMED AUTUMN DRESSED UP LIKE A REPTILLIAN TELETUBBIE IS GONNA START TALKIN TO ME, THERES LITERALLY- ARE YOU BARKING?!
        YES IM FUCKING BARKING
        BRO YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS SHIT SHUT UP BOY YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL BRO YOU LOOK LIKE AN OFFBRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH YOU AINT BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9 GET YO ASS BACK BOI YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKIN AT YO LUNCH LADY YOU SHUT YO ASS UP BOI YOU AINT FROM JURASSIC PARK YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND GET YO ASS OUT BOY BRO YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOGS FOSSIL BOI WHAT YOU TALKIN ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS BOY YOU BETTER GO 🎵AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAHH MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVIN HIM COMMANDS 🎵 LOOKIN ASS BOI BRUH YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOI YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIX CUBE YOU MADE AN NFT OUR OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKIN ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YO GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH. YO BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPTED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF AN ORANGUTANGS ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED STEFAN, GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WITH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMACIAN CRICKET GIVIN YOU A LAP DANCE N THE BACK OF TOYSRUS, YO DAD WAS TRYNA FLIP PATRICK THE STARS BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSES MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YO GRANDPAS BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG, AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, 🤓Excuse me, I only date 10s 🤓 LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH, ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMAS BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP-N-SLIDE IN FACT YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YOUR GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTANG YO FURRY ASS BOI YOU GONNA "OOK OOK OOK OOK im sorry grandma OOK OOK OOK OOK" STOP PLAYIN WITH ME BRUH YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH YOU BE HITTIN ON GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE LIKE HWUAAAAAAAAAAAAH HWUAAAAAAAAH HWUAAAAAAAAAAH STOP PLAYIN WITH ME BRUH YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH BRO YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DONT RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL BETTER GET YO 🎵*All of you hoes~ All of you hoes~ You don't remember who y'all talkin to~ Its the Discord CEO~*🎵 LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL GET YO DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY. BRO IM DEAD. IM DEAD BRUH. WHATCHU GOTTA SAY AUTUMN WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW BRUH? WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW BRUH?
        bro fuck this shit bro *leaves*
        BRUH HE LEFT OH MY GOD HE LEFT *NFL THEME PLAYS* PLAYER ELIMINATED

        Packgod vs Fury part 2

        Packgod vs Famous TikToker

          Packgod vs Tiktoker
          Bro...imma be honest bro. Like to be honest bro, I'm fucking tired bruh. I'm tired of yo ass bruh. I'm tired of all these goofy wannabe unoriginal view hungry cringe radiating Youtube Shorts creating egotistically falsely empowered muscle shirt wearing Lamborghini driving food wasting fake prank creating Tiktok migrating musty weird little Neanderthal troglodyte. Bro like deadass...deadass I want you to look at your entire life right now Topper Guild. Tell me the last time you actually had an original idea in your brain my boy. Your entire existence is like a godddamn Naruto filler episode my boy. Cmon boy your name is Topper. Your mother is a notorious child dropper. You like a wannabe Mr Beast content mocker. Your videos are as repetitive as the commercial 🎵WHOPPER WHOPPER TRIPLE WHOPPER🎵. Shut yo ass up don't talk boy. Boy if you don't get yo watch me whip watch me nae nae I got you running like Tay-K. Your grandma gave Bling Bling Boy a lap dance for a payday. Wait actually hold up a second. 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 GIVE ME THE MONEY GRANDMA 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 aHhH! pLeAsE StOp iT! pLeAsE 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 CMON TOPPER'S GRANDMA GIVE ME THE MONEY. That's what I thought bruh. I just robbed your grandma. I just hit a lick on your grandma and have fully confiscated the entire financial come up she received from exploiting herself to Bling Bling Boy. What you finna do about it. Do something. That's what I thought yo nothing. You know why? Because built like an insecure overly enthusiastic mustache twirling Angry Birds screaming Mr Crocker hunchback having belly dancing gender fluid toilet brush. Your content is just as fake as the love your parents have for you. Yo I'm not done with yo ass bruh. You look like you scratch your ass in the mirror and then lick your fingers bruh. With yo ankle sprain ketchup stain aluminium chain micro brain Junkrat main chocolate rain looking ass boy. With yo runny nose dirty toes got no hoes cowabunga bros looking ass outta my face. Boy you like the Crocs model of the month my boy. You bout dirty as hell bitch yo dad got a job at home depot so he can become a professional drill rapper. 

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          Packgod vs Fury part 2

            Bitch you look like a inbred potato brain pickle munchin swamp ass havin deviously handicapped off-brand Digimon character. You like a Five Nights At Freddys animatronic zooted on ketamine. *Sniff* OH YEAH. Shut yo dumbass, the real reason the dinosaurs went extinct is cause they was afraid they would evolve into yo goofy looking ass boy. Which yo flamin hot crocodile ketchup stain kitchen tile yo parents improperly raise yo ass a child. You were born inside the wrong age your parents make you sleep in a cage. You look like a flea ridden stop sign with AIDS. Girls ain't swipe you on Tinder they throw your whole ass out the phone. YA YEET! Boy you goofy as hell, boy you got sent to the gulag they saw yo ass and they shipped yo ass right back. NNNNN-NO. You bout dirty as hell you look like Bowser Jr. with a erectile dysfunction. Boy you like a jailbroken chillipepper with a limp dick. You got expelled from school for growling at a urinal cake. Stop playing you got Clifford The Big Red Dogs nutsack sitting around the top of your head boy. Tell me why your dad just retweeted a video of you moaning while he abused you with a banana peel. In fact you dad got a frequent flyer card at the adopted center. Boy stop playin. Tell me why yo momma built like Bubble Bass off of Spongebob. "WHERE ARE THE PICKLES". Shut you dirty ass up you better get yo 🎵 We're wolves, we own the night. Oh, we own what we own, oh, we own the night🎵 looking ass out my face. I caught you watching a Gieco commercial and wacking off to the Australian gecko like, "OH YEAH SAVE ME THAT 15% ON MY CAR INSURANCE A LITTLE HARDER". You bout dirty as hell yo head shaped like a Dorito boy yo head shaped like Dooffenshmirts from Phineas and Ferb which yo, "Perry the Platypus I have created my greatest invention yet. Behold The Dick Enlagenizer!" You bout dirty as hell you look like you sexually identify as if the Joker was an IRL Among Us roleplayer. My boy you went to yo grandma and said, "You know grandma...you knowwww you look a little sussy...MMMMMM Baka." Shut yo dirty ass you ugly as hell. Stop playin wit me boy I caught you on American Idol boy, you was twerkin on the judges my boy. Bitch ass boy you bout dirty as hell you thought shit was good?? You bout ugly as hell I don't wanna hear it. You like if The Magic School Bus lizard was and Elden Ring boss wit yo, "Ms. Frizzle the time now ends". Nah now I'm gonna get into the ASMR part. *slur slurp slurp ASMR noises* 

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            Packgod vs Jidion

              Ok but was that before or after you took a 3 foot long Fischer-Price wiffle ball bat shoved it up in your butt, pulled your pants down and cranked the dougie with 8 geriatric dungbeetles in the middle of an old folks home while your dad was simultaneously recording a video of himself Gangnamstyling to the 2016 XXL Freshmen Cypher on Facebook Live while your grandfather in the kitchen sink with peanut butter smeared on his forehead having a deep conversation with his toenail and your sister was upstairs in her bedroom finger blasting herself to an episode of Henry Danger while at the same time your mom was at the farmer's market shoplifting authentic pickles. Oh shit it's the Pickler! And your uncle was slumped in a GTR racer gaming chair at 2am with a jock strap on his face perusing for poisonous tree frogs on the dark web while your aunt was at your cousin's bar mitzvah while whipping and nay naying with an orthodox Jew, Lil John and a cockroach with a Yamaka on while your dog named Roofus was behind a Dunkin' Donuts pimping out a salamander to a opossum while a family of rats in your kitchen poured cranberry juice into an empty Doritos bag to make a community pool for the underprivileged termites living under your sink lead by a 3 legged radioactive conservative skunk named Dale who proceeded to cannonball in the Doritos bag which then alerted your dimentiated grandfather that was in the sink which at that point he called himself "The Titanium Titty" and started yeating raisins at the skunk then pulled a Black Ops 3 C4 out of his crotch and blew open a nether portal with direct access to a Wakandan porta potty. Your name is Jidion boy! Your ass built like a diabolical tap dancing pickle boy. Look at your ass in your gamer chair right now boy. I know you ass gotta sweat pool in your booty hole right now. Your ass got doodoo crumbs fucking tap dancing in your fucking chair right now.

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