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Packgod vs Drunk Egirl script

    Packgod vs Drunk Egirls
    “BILL FROM BILL AND MANDY SPECIAL-NEEDS VIGILANTE HAIR CUT…”

    Its the entire roast script of Packgod destroying the drunk egirls in his video.

    stop playing bruh IF YOU DON’T GET YO BILL FROM BILL AND MANDY SPECIAL-NEEDS VIGILANTE HAIR CUT COST YOU 4 RARE CANDIES DUST DIVOT DISABLED CRICKET EDATING A MINECRAFT PIGLET POVERTY STRIKEN BRAZZERS SUBSCRIPTION SEVERE ADDICTION POPEYES CHICKEN JOSH AND DRAKE POLLUTED LAKE FOR YO BIRTHDAY YO MAMA BROUGHT YOU URINAL CAKE “YEAH THANKS MOM” LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE A OMNISEXUAL BANANA CHIP YOU LOOK LIKE CURISOUS GEORGE’S ALBINO STEP COUSIN INQUISITOR HARROLD “monkey sounds” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STUCK A ACORN UP HIS BUTTHOLE AND CALLED HIMSELF THE CRIMSON CHESTNUT THEY HELD THE 2022 INSECT OLYMPICS IN YO HOUSE YOU GOT ANTS BACKSTROKING IN YOUR TOILET RATS DRAG RACING ICE TRAYS BED BUGS FENCING ON YOUR PILLOW AND B*TCH A CRICKET JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL FOR HITTING A 5 INCH JAVENLIN JUMP ON YO DESK WITH A PENCIL “YEEEEAAAHHHHHOOOOOOO” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STARTED BEATING YOU WITH A RAKE SO YOU SAID WATASHI WA OHIO HERO AND STARTED SPINNING AROUND LIKE A PARAPLEGIC NINJAGO CHARACTER BRUH IF YOU DON’T GET YO JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN LOOKING A$$ BRUH YOU AND YO BROTHER KADE A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE IN YO BEDROOM TO BRING BACK YO HAIRLINE FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE YO HALF IRON ALCHEMIST LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU WAS GETTING BULLIED AT SCHOOL SO YOU GLUED A PEBBLE TO EACH ONE OF YO FINGERS AND STARTED SNAPPING BRO THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DELETE HALF OF THE CLASS GOODY LOOKIN A$$ BRUH YOU CALLED YOURSELF ALABAMA JONES AND STARTED WHIPPIN PIDGEONS ON THE SIDEWALK WITH A JUMPROPE “WHAAAATTTS WHAATTTTS WAAHHHHASTYTS WAAHAAAAHHHTTD” YOU ANIMAL ABUSING HAVING A$$ BRUH YOU GOT 13 SORCERER OPPOSEUMS WITH WIZARDS HATS RIGHT NOW IN YO BASEMENT HUDDLE AROUND A FURNACE DOING A DARK ARTS RESURRECTION RITUAL ON A DEAD COCKROACH “HUHHHAHAHAHAHAAA” AND YOU TIRED TURNING ON YO PHONE BY STICKING A FIREFLY IN THE HDMI PORT AND JUST SHAKING IT REALL FAST BRUH SHUT UP YOU THOUGHT ICE SPICE WAS A NEW DORITOS FLAVOR “HADAAA” YOU KILLED A ROACH IN YO BEDROOM WITH A BANJO AND THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING GULTAR HERO “DING DING DING DING DING DING” 

    PACKGOD vs Jack Doherty

      Packgod vs Jack Doherty
      “You look like Justin Bieber fused with a geometry dash square”

      Entire script of Packgod roasting Jack Doherty in his latest video. Packgod is a Youtuber who makes videos roasting other internet celebrities on a Discord call.

      I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M TIRED OF JACK! I'M TIRED OF YO CONTENT FAKING, ONLYFANS GIRL PIMPING, SUPER CAR FLEXING, MAN BABY FACE HAVING, EGOTISTICAL, SELF RIGHTEOUS, DISRESPECTFUL, PILE OF HEATED UP HORSE MANURE! BITCH YOU SPREAD ACROSS THE INTERNET LIKE A BUBONIC PLAGUE, YOU LOOK LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD, YOUR FACE DOESN'T AGE, YOU MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF OF ONLYFANS GIRLS WHILE PAYING THEM MINIMUM WAGE, "ILL DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUT, WHATEVER IT TAKES!" LOOKIN ASS!!! PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY, CLASH OF CLANS BUILDER, BOB THE BUILDER OFF OF PERCOCET LOOKING ASS MOTHERFUCKER! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER INFUSED WITH A GEOMETRY DASH SQUARE! BITCH YOUR THE MODERN PERSONIFICATION OF BLING BLING BOY FROM JOHNNY TEST! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG BUSTING IT DOWN ON THE COVER OF A KIDZ BOP GREATEST HITS ALBUM! "I'M AN INFLUENCER! LOOK AT ME!" BITCH THE ONLY THING YOU EVER INFLUENCED WAS YOUR DAD TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL! BITCH I'M COMING AT YOU LIKE A BALLISTIC MISSLE! BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A STICK OF PEANUT BRITTLE! YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LOVE FOR YOU IS ARTIFICIAL! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE RALPHIE OFF OF THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS AND I'M BOUTTA SCHOOL YOU LIKE MRS. FRIZZLE! BITCH SHUT YO UNDERCOOKED, DISILLUSIONED, THEORETICAL, FROG FACED, NIPPLE WART, COSTO CHICKEN BAKED, HARLEM SHAKING, REVERBERATING, MANIACAL, UNRELIABLE, MIDGET, URINE STAIN LOOKING ASS THE FUCK UP! BITCH YOU JERK OFF IN THE MIRROR, SCRATCH YOU BALLS, AND LICK YOUR FINGERS, YOU A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY AND HUMANITY, WHEN I SEE YOUR VIDEOS I LOSE MY SANITY, AND YOUR BUILT LIKE AN UNDERDEVELOPED SEAN HANNITY! SHUT YO DUMBASS THE FUCK UP!!! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU! FUCK YOU FOR PROMOTING ONLYFANS! FUCK YOU FOR PROMOTING GAMBLING! YOUR A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
      *mic dropped* 

      Packgod – GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond encrusted testicle

        Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-fuckin’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, “dJ tRuNkS”. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say “okay, DRRRRRRRR”, and start fuckin’ lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like “Elmo! AUHH”, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.

        Packgod Vs Neo Nazi

          EW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERE IS NO WAY! THAT THIS... OLD ASS FART WRINKLE IS TALKING TO ME IN SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL MANNER. YOU KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA SAD YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE A GRANDPA NOW BUT INSTEAD OF ADVANCING YOUR BIOLOGICAL CHAIN YOU'VE INSTEAD SPENT YOUR DAYS ALONE IN YOUR ROOM READING HITLER MANIFESTOS AND COSPLAYING AS A FUCKIN' NEO NAZI. SO MANY YEARS AND SUCH LITTLE ADVANCEMENT. No seriously! Seriously I find it amusing THAT YOUR PENCIL PENIS DONKEY KONG BARREL BUILT LOOKIN' ASS WOULD ASSUME THAT I EVEN REMOTELY CARE ABOUT A SINGLE ONE. NO NO NO FUCK THAT. A SINGLE SYLLABLE OF THE VERBAL DIARRHEA GARGLE THAT'S COMING OUT OF THE DUSTY SARLAC PIT YOU CONSIDER TO BE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY FACE?? YOU WANNA SEE MY FUCKIN' FACE??? BITCH SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN' HAIRLINE CAUSE I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME RIGHT NOW DRESSED UP AS A GOD DAMN DIABOLICAL BOY SCOUT. NAH LOOK AT THEM TEETH. BOY YOUR TEETH IN CREATIVE MODE. HELL NAH BOY STOP PLAYING YOU TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT. BRO THEY GOT FOSSIL RECORDS FOR EACH ONE OF YOUR FAT ROLLS. NAH STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY I CAN'T TAKE YO ASS SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GODDAMN MEDIEVAL TERRORIST. BRO IS ABOUT TO SHOOT UP HIS OLD FOLKS HOME WITH A CROSSBOW AND A FUCKING TREBUCHET. YA YEET DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM! SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. WHAT THE FUCK? A HE AHHH EEEEE SHUT UP BITCH. YOU WANT ME TO TURN ON MY CAMERA? YO DICK BUILT LIKE A INVERTED BANANA. YO FOREHEAD CRACKED UP LIKE THE AFRICAN SAVANNAH. I CAUGHT YOU AND YO SISTER BUTT NAKED LAST NIGHT. SWEET HOME ALABAMA. FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS? WHAT IS YOU WEARING WITH YO GODDAMN HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT? NAH BOY LOOK AT YO ROOM, YO HOUSE DIRTY AS HELL. YOU GOT FOUR SEWER RATS IN YO BATH TUB RIGHT NOW FLOATING ON TOP OF A PIZZA BOX SINGING. "YO HO THIEVES AND BEGGARS". LIKE SHIT, BOY I CAUGHT YOU HAVING AN EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION WITH YO TOE NAIL LAST NIGHT. WE COULD'VE BEEN SUPER STARS REMEMBER WHEN WE AS JACKING CARS. YOU AND YO TOE NAIL WAS GOING TO BE THE DYNAMIC DUO. BITCH YOU WAS GONNA BE IN AMERICA'S GOT TALENT SWINGING THAT SHIT AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BOOMERANG. SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP. BRUH I CAUGHT YOU JACK SPARROW RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO BEAT YOU WITH A TOILET PLUNGER LAST NIGHT. COME HERE BOY! SHUT YO ASS UP. BITCH EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A SHIT THE GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG STARTS PLAMMERING IN YO HOUSE.BUM BUA BUM BUDUM BUM. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRUH.
          
          Are you getting mad?
          
          Are you getting mad?
          
          DAMN You getting mad now! Cuz yo Legal name is Ledenhouser Strogenberg. Nah don't be Smiling now boy You ain't slick Boy! I caught you in the locker room after gym class Frantically wiping yo armpits down With a kleenex While tryna smell good For the girls In the hallway. OI ZOINKS! I GOTTA- I GOTTA HURRY UP. SHUT YO ASS UP YOU LIKE A DIABETIC TOASTER STRUDEL. YOU UGLY AHH AS HELL. YOU GOT THEM BIG ASS HUMPTY DUMPTY PANTS ON BRUH. YOU USE A FRUIT ROLL UP AS A BELT TO HOLD UP YO BUNG DU BUNGLA. Shut yo ugly Ass up You got Mineral deposits In your Belly button. You dumb As hell You thought Google drive Was a brand new Taxi service. Bitch yo Grandma Threw a Rage spell On the kitchen floor And started Smacking you with A weiner schnitzel. Shut yo ass up You a Diabolical Special needs Student. Boy you was In the back of a Short bus Maniacally Planning How you was gonna Take over Your school.HMMMMM YEAHHHHHHHHHH It will be MINE! Shut yo Ass up, Boy I caught you Butt Naked Playing gorilla tag With a mouse in your Kitchen. Yo ass Be sliding around The counters Like a paraplegic Frozone. Gotta Catch 'em ALL! Shut yo ass up With yo "I got a feeling Ooooooooo!" Everytime yo Grandpa Tickles yo Butthole. Shut yo Stupid ass up You thought the One chip challenge Was sticking a Hot cheeto Up your buttcrack. Ok! Here we go Everybody! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shut yo Dirty ass up Get yo ass on bruh.
          
          It's actually sad these people still exist

          Packgod – Shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain

            Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO! "HEYA KID! YOU WANT A BIG MAC?!" WHEN YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STARTS RUMBLING! YOU BRING THE POWER OF EREN YEAGER AND 37 COLOSSAL TITANS DOWN YOUR STAIRCASE! AFTER YOU EAT DINNER YOU EAT THE PLATE AND THEN YOU EAT THE TABLE AS WELL! CHOMP CHOMP! YOU RENT OUT THE GAP BETWEEN YOU TEETH AS A PARKING SPACE FOR ANTS! YOU LOOK EMO ASF "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" LOOK AT YOUR NOSE YOU HAVE TWO MARIO PIPES COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YAHOO! LET'S A GO! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO FINDING NEMO BASED OFF YOUR ASS CALLED "LOCATING CHROMOSOMES! IN THEATRES THIS JULY!" YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RAT LIVING UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN! YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY ABOUT A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US! YOU TORTURED AN ANT BY TYING HIM TO YOUR BUTTHOLE AND FARTING ON HIM! I HAVE MORE ROASTS YOU KNOW! YOUR GRANDMA IS A DARK SOULS BOSS CALLED "THE WRINKLE!

            Packgod vs Cosplaying Egirl

              YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED? AYO Z SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY. YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN OFF BRAND ICE SPICE ROAST YOU ONCE ROAST YOU TWICE HAIR IS INFESTED WITH RADIOACTIVE LICE. THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT ON TINDER WAS THE THREE BLIND MICE LOOKING ASS BACK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. BRO YOU LOOK LIKE MARIO JUDAH. "YeAaAyYyY" "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh" "I mIsS rAgE" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL. BITCH YOU BOUTA GET A GODDAMN UBER FROM YO KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM. AYO KERM SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO. AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YO ONLYFANS BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP LIKE A STRIPPER FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER FOR STOLEN VALOR. AYO JC!!! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP TOO BRUH! BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU LIKE SIR TOPHAM HATT OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE. AYO KERM I'M NOT DONE WITH YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU YOU TRY TO MAKE IS HORRIBLE. YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK. YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST REGRET IN HIS LIFE WAS RELEASING YOU FROM HIS SACK. AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE REMY FROM RATATOUILLE IF HE COULDN'T COOK, COULDN'T TALK AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE.SO BASICALLY IM SAYING IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A BASIC SEWER RAT. I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP. AYO Z, Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU STILL TALKING? BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN WITH NO FRIENDS. YOU STRUGGLE TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL. YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE YOU STUDY THE MENU AT TACO BELL. YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A FRESHMAN CYPHER CUZ THAT BITCH IS DOUBLE XL. GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON. AYO BLUFF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO ASS SLIDE? BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU WITH A FLIP FLOP SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN". AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH YO UGLY ASS Z! BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOILET. "CaN sHe CaN sHe dO iT? cAn ShE cAn ShE dO iT? yEaH!" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL. BRUH! Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN HAIR. BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE FRAMED ON THE WALL AT SUPERCUTS. JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN TEETH. BITCH YO TEETH GOT OBTUSE ANGLES. YO DENTIST USES A PROTRACTOR TO CLEAN YO TEETH. LINNEA YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THEN YOU CAN. AND KERM YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE. BITCH SHUT UP AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO ONLYFANS. AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT. BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE. BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING. "BlEeS mE sUn WiTh SwEeT nOuRiSmEnT" Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING, Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING. YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS IF SHE ATE THE THREE BEARS. LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO BITCH YO DAD IS THE FUNKS OPS SKIN OFF OF FORTNITE. HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP. BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS BE TALKING BRUH. OH MY GOD BRUH GET YO CRINGE ASS. *inaudible*
              YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED?
              
              AYO Z SHUT YO
              
              LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY
              
              YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN
              
              OFF BRAND
              
              ICE SPICE
              
              ROAST YOU ONCE
              
              ROAST YOU TWICE
              
              HAIR IS INFESTED WITH
              
              RADIOACTIVE
              
              LICE
              
              THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT
              
              ON TINDER WAS THE
              
              THREE BLIND MICE
              
              LOOKING ASS BACK
              
              SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
              
              BRO YOU LOOK LIKE
              
              MARIO JUDAH
              
              "YeAaAyYyY"
              
              "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh"
              
              "I mIsS rAgE"
              
              BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS
              
              BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL
              
              BITCH YOU BOUTA
              
              GET A GODDAMN
              
              UBER FROM YO
              
              KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM
              
              AYO KERM
              
              SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO
              
              AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT
              
              ABOUT YO ONLYFANS
              
              BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP
              
              LIKE A STRIPPER FOR
              
              HALLOWEEN
              
              AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER
              
              FOR STOLEN VALOR
              
              AYO JC!!!
              
              SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
              
              TOO BRUH!
              
              BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN
              
              ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD
              
              SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
              
              BITCH YOU LIKE
              
              SIR TOPHAM HATT
              
              OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
              
              AYO KERM
              
              I'M NOT DONE WITH YO
              
              LIL UGLY ASS
              
              BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU
              
              YOU TRY TO MAKE
              
              IS HORRIBLE
              
              YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK
              
              YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST
              
              REGRET IN HIS LIFE
              
              WAS RELEASING YOU
              
              FROM HIS SACK
              
              AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE
              
              REMY FROM RATATOUILLE
              
              IF HE COULDN'T COOK
              
              COULDN'T TALK
              
              AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE
              
              SO BASICALLY IM SAYING
              
              IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE
              
              A BASIC SEWER RAT
              
              I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP
              
              AYO Z
              
              Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU
              
              STILL TALKING?
              
              BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN
              
              WITH NO FRIENDS
              
              YOU STRUGGLE TO
              
              COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL
              
              YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE
              
              YOU STUDY THE MENU
              
              AT TACO BELL
              
              YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A
              
              FRESHMAN CYPHER
              
              CUZ THAT BITCH IS
              
              DOUBLE XL
              
              GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON
              
              AYO BLUFF
              
              YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO
              
              ASS SLIDE?
              
              BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU
              
              WITH A FLIP FLOP
              
              SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO
              
              "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN"
              
              AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE
              
              WITH YO UGLY ASS Z!
              
              BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG
              
              THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE
              
              EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP
              
              ON THE TOILET
              
              "CaN sHe
              
              CaN sHe dO iT?
              
              cAn ShE
              
              cAn ShE dO iT?
              
              yEaH!"
              
              BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS
              
              I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL
              
              BRUH!
              
              Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN
              
              HAIR
              
              BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE
              
              FRAMED ON THE WALL AT
              
              SUPERCUTS
              
              JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN
              
              TEETH
              
              BITCH YO TEETH
              
              GOT OBTUSE ANGLES
              
              YO DENTIST USES A
              
              PROTRACTOR
              
              TO CLEAN YO TEETH
              
              LINNEA
              
              YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS
              
              THEN YOU CAN
              
              AND KERM
              
              YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP
              
              IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE
              
              BITCH SHUT UP
              
              AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO
              
              ONLYFANS
              
              AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT
              
              BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL
              
              YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE
              
              BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT
              
              YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE
              
              AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING
              
              "BlEeS mE sUn
              
              WiTh
              
              SwEeT
              
              nOuRiSmEnT"
              
              Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING
              
              Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING
              
              YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS
              
              AND THE THREE BEARS
              
              IF SHE
              
              ATE THE THREE BEARS
              
              LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO
              
              BITCH YO DAD IS THE
              
              FUNKS OPS SKIN
              
              OFF OF FORTNITE
              
              HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS
              
              AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK!
              
              SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
              
              BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY
              
              THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS
              
              BE TALKING BRUH
              
              (calming down)
              
              OH MY GOD BRUH
              
              GET YO CRINGE ASS.
              
              *inaudible*
              
              Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS BRO?
              
              Z: IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE
              
              Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS?!
              
              Kerm: BAN HIM!
              
              Kerm: I DON'T WANT HIM HERE
              
              Z: BAN HIM!!
              
              Z: BAN HIM!!
              
              *inaudible*