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Packgod vs Satanic Egirl

Script for Packgod’s vs Satanic egirl video.

OH MY GOD BITCH YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN DOMAIN EXPANSION THE DEVIL'S DOOTYHOLE LOOKING ASS THE FUCK BACK BITCH TELL ME WHY I CAUGHT YOU IN THE TIKTOK RIZZ PARTY throwing it back on TURKISH QUANDALE DLNGLE FOR 15 ROBUX WITH YOUR "OhoHOhoHOhoH" like bitch I'm about to circumcise you out of this fucking school like you're some foreskin if you got that beat with your God damn moreidly obese Harley Quinn body built like a bowling pin double cheeseburger butt chin bitch you went up to a naked rat right in the alley I'd start to singing “twin~ where have you been~” shut your ugly ass up bitch!!! yo nose look like a rhino saggy ballsack yo chin look like an inverted crustable I'm going to release my demons bitch you should be releasing this some calories on the treadmill shut your broke ass up bitch you took a dirty year mortgage on those headphones you're using right now the fuck are you saying like what are you doing with that water bottle with your goddamn the to pair to feel my wrath shut the fuck up you're about to make me laugh a fish tank from Petco where you take a bath you dirty butt crack hunchback Satan supporter everything psychopath oh wait hold up it's the soul of my dead Turtle Rufus get her on ass hey beth bethwhy didn’t you resurrect me why didn’t you save my life fuck you mean this shit is justice for rufus you brainless you Clueless devil dick riding doofus you wear zip lock bags on your feet to school cuz you're a shoeless like I'm like who who's this trying to test Kyle urgntrouse like you ain't know I fucking do this hold on I'm going to zoom called bombing got you hot like some buldak Ramen body built like a destiny 2 hobgobling bitch you made a tier list video of all yo mental problems looking ass outta my

Packgod vs Drunk Egirl script

Its the entire roast script of Packgod destroying the drunk egirls in his video.

stop playing bruh IF YOU DON’T GET YO BILL FROM BILL AND MANDY SPECIAL-NEEDS VIGILANTE HAIR CUT COST YOU 4 RARE CANDIES DUST DIVOT DISABLED CRICKET EDATING A MINECRAFT PIGLET POVERTY STRIKEN BRAZZERS SUBSCRIPTION SEVERE ADDICTION POPEYES CHICKEN JOSH AND DRAKE POLLUTED LAKE FOR YO BIRTHDAY YO MAMA BROUGHT YOU URINAL CAKE “YEAH THANKS MOM” LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE A OMNISEXUAL BANANA CHIP YOU LOOK LIKE CURISOUS GEORGE’S ALBINO STEP COUSIN INQUISITOR HARROLD “monkey sounds” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STUCK A ACORN UP HIS BUTTHOLE AND CALLED HIMSELF THE CRIMSON CHESTNUT THEY HELD THE 2022 INSECT OLYMPICS IN YO HOUSE YOU GOT ANTS BACKSTROKING IN YOUR TOILET RATS DRAG RACING ICE TRAYS BED BUGS FENCING ON YOUR PILLOW AND B*TCH A CRICKET JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL FOR HITTING A 5 INCH JAVENLIN JUMP ON YO DESK WITH A PENCIL “YEEEEAAAHHHHHOOOOOOO” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STARTED BEATING YOU WITH A RAKE SO YOU SAID WATASHI WA OHIO HERO AND STARTED SPINNING AROUND LIKE A PARAPLEGIC NINJAGO CHARACTER BRUH IF YOU DON’T GET YO JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN LOOKING A$$ BRUH YOU AND YO BROTHER KADE A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE IN YO BEDROOM TO BRING BACK YO HAIRLINE FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE YO HALF IRON ALCHEMIST LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU WAS GETTING BULLIED AT SCHOOL SO YOU GLUED A PEBBLE TO EACH ONE OF YO FINGERS AND STARTED SNAPPING BRO THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DELETE HALF OF THE CLASS GOODY LOOKIN A$$ BRUH YOU CALLED YOURSELF ALABAMA JONES AND STARTED WHIPPIN PIDGEONS ON THE SIDEWALK WITH A JUMPROPE “WHAAAATTTS WHAATTTTS WAAHHHHASTYTS WAAHAAAAHHHTTD” YOU ANIMAL ABUSING HAVING A$$ BRUH YOU GOT 13 SORCERER OPPOSEUMS WITH WIZARDS HATS RIGHT NOW IN YO BASEMENT HUDDLE AROUND A FURNACE DOING A DARK ARTS RESURRECTION RITUAL ON A DEAD COCKROACH “HUHHHAHAHAHAHAAA” AND YOU TIRED TURNING ON YO PHONE BY STICKING A FIREFLY IN THE HDMI PORT AND JUST SHAKING IT REALL FAST BRUH SHUT UP YOU THOUGHT ICE SPICE WAS A NEW DORITOS FLAVOR “HADAAA” YOU KILLED A ROACH IN YO BEDROOM WITH A BANJO AND THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING GULTAR HERO “DING DING DING DING DING DING”

PACKGOD vs Jack Doherty

Entire script of Packgod roasting Jack Doherty in his latest video. Packgod is a Youtuber who makes videos roasting other internet celebrities on a Discord call.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M TIRED OF JACK! I'M TIRED OF YO CONTENT FAKING, ONLYFANS GIRL PIMPING, SUPER CAR FLEXING, MAN BABY FACE HAVING, EGOTISTICAL, SELF RIGHTEOUS, DISRESPECTFUL, PILE OF HEATED UP HORSE MANURE! BITCH YOU SPREAD ACROSS THE INTERNET LIKE A BUBONIC PLAGUE, YOU LOOK LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD, YOUR FACE DOESN'T AGE, YOU MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF OF ONLYFANS GIRLS WHILE PAYING THEM MINIMUM WAGE, "ILL DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUT, WHATEVER IT TAKES!" LOOKIN ASS!!! PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY, CLASH OF CLANS BUILDER, BOB THE BUILDER OFF OF PERCOCET LOOKING ASS MOTHERFUCKER! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER INFUSED WITH A GEOMETRY DASH SQUARE! BITCH YOUR THE MODERN PERSONIFICATION OF BLING BLING BOY FROM JOHNNY TEST! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG BUSTING IT DOWN ON THE COVER OF A KIDZ BOP GREATEST HITS ALBUM! "I'M AN INFLUENCER! LOOK AT ME!" BITCH THE ONLY THING YOU EVER INFLUENCED WAS YOUR DAD TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL! BITCH I'M COMING AT YOU LIKE A BALLISTIC MISSLE! BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A STICK OF PEANUT BRITTLE! YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LOVE FOR YOU IS ARTIFICIAL! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE RALPHIE OFF OF THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS AND I'M BOUTTA SCHOOL YOU LIKE MRS. FRIZZLE! BITCH SHUT YO UNDERCOOKED, DISILLUSIONED, THEORETICAL, FROG FACED, NIPPLE WART, COSTO CHICKEN BAKED, HARLEM SHAKING, REVERBERATING, MANIACAL, UNRELIABLE, MIDGET, URINE STAIN LOOKING ASS THE FUCK UP! BITCH YOU JERK OFF IN THE MIRROR, SCRATCH YOU BALLS, AND LICK YOUR FINGERS, YOU A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY AND HUMANITY, WHEN I SEE YOUR VIDEOS I LOSE MY SANITY, AND YOUR BUILT LIKE AN UNDERDEVELOPED SEAN HANNITY! SHUT YO DUMBASS THE FUCK UP!!! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU! FUCK YOU FOR PROMOTING ONLYFANS! FUCK YOU FOR PROMOTING GAMBLING! YOUR A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
*mic dropped*

Packgod – GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond encrusted testicle

Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-fuckin’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, “dJ tRuNkS”. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say “okay, DRRRRRRRR”, and start fuckin’ lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like “Elmo! AUHH”, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.

Packgod Vs Neo Nazi

EW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERE IS NO WAY! THAT THIS... OLD ASS FART WRINKLE IS TALKING TO ME IN SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL MANNER. YOU KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA SAD YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE A GRANDPA NOW BUT INSTEAD OF ADVANCING YOUR BIOLOGICAL CHAIN YOU'VE INSTEAD SPENT YOUR DAYS ALONE IN YOUR ROOM READING HITLER MANIFESTOS AND COSPLAYING AS A FUCKIN' NEO NAZI. SO MANY YEARS AND SUCH LITTLE ADVANCEMENT. No seriously! Seriously I find it amusing THAT YOUR PENCIL PENIS DONKEY KONG BARREL BUILT LOOKIN' ASS WOULD ASSUME THAT I EVEN REMOTELY CARE ABOUT A SINGLE ONE. NO NO NO FUCK THAT. A SINGLE SYLLABLE OF THE VERBAL DIARRHEA GARGLE THAT'S COMING OUT OF THE DUSTY SARLAC PIT YOU CONSIDER TO BE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY FACE?? YOU WANNA SEE MY FUCKIN' FACE??? BITCH SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN' HAIRLINE CAUSE I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME RIGHT NOW DRESSED UP AS A GOD DAMN DIABOLICAL BOY SCOUT. NAH LOOK AT THEM TEETH. BOY YOUR TEETH IN CREATIVE MODE. HELL NAH BOY STOP PLAYING YOU TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT. BRO THEY GOT FOSSIL RECORDS FOR EACH ONE OF YOUR FAT ROLLS. NAH STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY I CAN'T TAKE YO ASS SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GODDAMN MEDIEVAL TERRORIST. BRO IS ABOUT TO SHOOT UP HIS OLD FOLKS HOME WITH A CROSSBOW AND A FUCKING TREBUCHET. YA YEET DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM! SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. WHAT THE FUCK? A HE AHHH EEEEE SHUT UP BITCH. YOU WANT ME TO TURN ON MY CAMERA? YO DICK BUILT LIKE A INVERTED BANANA. YO FOREHEAD CRACKED UP LIKE THE AFRICAN SAVANNAH. I CAUGHT YOU AND YO SISTER BUTT NAKED LAST NIGHT. SWEET HOME ALABAMA. FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS? WHAT IS YOU WEARING WITH YO GODDAMN HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT? NAH BOY LOOK AT YO ROOM, YO HOUSE DIRTY AS HELL. YOU GOT FOUR SEWER RATS IN YO BATH TUB RIGHT NOW FLOATING ON TOP OF A PIZZA BOX SINGING. "YO HO THIEVES AND BEGGARS". LIKE SHIT, BOY I CAUGHT YOU HAVING AN EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION WITH YO TOE NAIL LAST NIGHT. WE COULD'VE BEEN SUPER STARS REMEMBER WHEN WE AS JACKING CARS. YOU AND YO TOE NAIL WAS GOING TO BE THE DYNAMIC DUO. BITCH YOU WAS GONNA BE IN AMERICA'S GOT TALENT SWINGING THAT SHIT AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BOOMERANG. SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP. BRUH I CAUGHT YOU JACK SPARROW RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO BEAT YOU WITH A TOILET PLUNGER LAST NIGHT. COME HERE BOY! SHUT YO ASS UP. BITCH EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A SHIT THE GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG STARTS PLAMMERING IN YO HOUSE.BUM BUA BUM BUDUM BUM. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRUH.

Are you getting mad?

Are you getting mad?

DAMN You getting mad now! Cuz yo Legal name is Ledenhouser Strogenberg. Nah don't be Smiling now boy You ain't slick Boy! I caught you in the locker room after gym class Frantically wiping yo armpits down With a kleenex While tryna smell good For the girls In the hallway. OI ZOINKS! I GOTTA- I GOTTA HURRY UP. SHUT YO ASS UP YOU LIKE A DIABETIC TOASTER STRUDEL. YOU UGLY AHH AS HELL. YOU GOT THEM BIG ASS HUMPTY DUMPTY PANTS ON BRUH. YOU USE A FRUIT ROLL UP AS A BELT TO HOLD UP YO BUNG DU BUNGLA. Shut yo ugly Ass up You got Mineral deposits In your Belly button. You dumb As hell You thought Google drive Was a brand new Taxi service. Bitch yo Grandma Threw a Rage spell On the kitchen floor And started Smacking you with A weiner schnitzel. Shut yo ass up You a Diabolical Special needs Student. Boy you was In the back of a Short bus Maniacally Planning How you was gonna Take over Your school.HMMMMM YEAHHHHHHHHHH It will be MINE! Shut yo Ass up, Boy I caught you Butt Naked Playing gorilla tag With a mouse in your Kitchen. Yo ass Be sliding around The counters Like a paraplegic Frozone. Gotta Catch 'em ALL! Shut yo ass up With yo "I got a feeling Ooooooooo!" Everytime yo Grandpa Tickles yo Butthole. Shut yo Stupid ass up You thought the One chip challenge Was sticking a Hot cheeto Up your buttcrack. Ok! Here we go Everybody! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shut yo Dirty ass up Get yo ass on bruh.

It's actually sad these people still exist

Packgod – Shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain

Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO! "HEYA KID! YOU WANT A BIG MAC?!" WHEN YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STARTS RUMBLING! YOU BRING THE POWER OF EREN YEAGER AND 37 COLOSSAL TITANS DOWN YOUR STAIRCASE! AFTER YOU EAT DINNER YOU EAT THE PLATE AND THEN YOU EAT THE TABLE AS WELL! CHOMP CHOMP! YOU RENT OUT THE GAP BETWEEN YOU TEETH AS A PARKING SPACE FOR ANTS! YOU LOOK EMO ASF "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" LOOK AT YOUR NOSE YOU HAVE TWO MARIO PIPES COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YAHOO! LET'S A GO! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO FINDING NEMO BASED OFF YOUR ASS CALLED "LOCATING CHROMOSOMES! IN THEATRES THIS JULY!" YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RAT LIVING UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN! YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY ABOUT A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US! YOU TORTURED AN ANT BY TYING HIM TO YOUR BUTTHOLE AND FARTING ON HIM! I HAVE MORE ROASTS YOU KNOW! YOUR GRANDMA IS A DARK SOULS BOSS CALLED "THE WRINKLE!