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you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vio2t. The inting is extremely subtle…

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vio2t. The inting is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of ult cycling most of the value will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vio2t's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ults, to realise that they're not just big brain- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Viol2t truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the value in Viol2ts existential catchphrase "ITS AJAX TIME," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as AVRL's genius wit unfolds itself on their twitch screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

    I mean, little shit like this is why Fahzix got picked up, right? He never had insane mechanics, but every time I watch him stream…

      It started out as a copypasta for Fahzix (Overwatch pro player) from a 200IQ clip of him using D.va’s bomb to boop himself to high-ground.

      Fahzix

      I mean, little shit like this is why Fahzix got picked up, right? He never had insane mechanics, but every time I watch him stream he displays an incredible amount of not just gamesense but "game knowledge", if that makes sense. He knows every little trick/quirk about the characters he plays (and sometimes those he doesn't play, as evidenced by this clip), how and when these things can be used, and just a general intricacy in everything he does. Still remember getting my mind blown watching him use D.va bomb to get high ground as Zen in transcendence

      Viol2t

      I mean, little shit like this is why Viol2t got picked up, right? He never had insane mechanics, but every time I watch him stream he displays an incredible amount of not just gamesense but "game knowledge", if that makes sense. He knows every little trick/quirk about the characters he plays (and sometimes those he doesn't play, as evidenced by this clip), how and when these things can be used, and just a general intricacy in everything he does. Still remember getting my mind blown watching him use Sound Barrier to get to spawn as Lucio in a finals match

      I have never participated in defaming Overwatch

        Its an Overwatch copypasta from the Chinese community after announcement of free skins during Chinese New Year 2025. 

        I have never participated in defaming Overwatch. Overwatch is an excellent game with simple operation, diverse styles, fashionable interface, and suitable for all ages. It is a game that is highly recommended to everyone. The whole world is a huge Overwatch. OW planners deeply understand the hearts of players and share the same aspirations with players. They are heroes in the planning industry. The gaming industry needs to take OW planners as an example. Finally, I wish Overwatch a prosperous future!

        I played a little bit of ow recently for “FUN” :)

          I played a little bit of ow recently for "FUN" :) I come back and the meta in ranked is Roadhog / Zarya. You guys still don't understand the game or what. Fucking Roadhog could fly, it wouldn't be the meta, use your brain, you can counter this shit with 10 different compositions. 
          I played a little bit of ow recently for "FUN" :)
I come back and the meta in ranked is Roadhog / Zarya.
You guys still don't understand the game or what.
Fucking Roadhog could fly, it wouldn't be the meta, use your brain, you can counter this shit with 10 different compositions.

          Bastion is a way of life

            The famous Bastion copypasta
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            A few years ago in Overwatch, a player by the name SniperSmurf29 made this speech on a Lunar Colony game (“Bastion is a Way of Life” on YouTube) and ever since then, players have been using his speech at the beginning of their game specifically when they pick Bastion.

            It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

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            Hello itstherubyness it's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in stickin' it straight up their fuckin' culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend em over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck em all the way up to the palm right up the buttcunt, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the asspussy like ICYHOT. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poopoo on my Peter, and a lot of shit on my dick from stickin' it straight up their ass. Now, let's go team.

            Hydron, to put it in his own words, is a FRAUD

              Hydron, to put it in his own words, is a FRAUD. I normally like to give players the benefit of the doubt as there's a lot of factors in and out of the game that can cause bad performance. However, this man had the gall to take shots at a bunch of OWL players (including a regular season MVP in Fleta) calling them 'frauds' and then puts on a performance that not even diamond players would want to talk about. It can be easy to get shut down as sojourn against good teams due to a lack of space and good application of pressure. This happens to even elite sojourn players. But, looking at Hydron's POV clips from the broadcast shows him consistently missing easy shots. He also, seemingly randomly, walked into the line of fire of enemy DPS and then stood there (I guess expecting to be healed through all the damage) and he clearly hacked the game to change his ultimate from 'potential team wipe tool' to 'tp to spawn room'.