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Otaku


POV: You sit next to a weeb

    If somebody ever unironically calls themselves otaku, you run in the opposite direction
    Says good morning in Japanese “classes started! Oh hi!! 😁What’s this? This is a death note, you probably don’t know what it is cause you are not otaku like me baka😡. Hey, can you tell me your name? ✍️ I’m joking! I would never write your name, only Paula’s. Heheh I’m just kidding. I would never do something to hurt people. Hhshehhsh 🤪. What?! Where’s Raul-kun??? Eeee his on a holiday to... Cuba heh. Whatever, changing the subject, do you like my lil ears?? 😸 They are so kawai! 🤪What? You don’t like them?? Why not? 🥺You think I’m annoying?!?? I’m not annoying!!😡 My mom said that in the past and never came back. 😢Ok, I’ll go wahhh wahhh 😭

    Actual post from a weeb Facebook group

      The SAO live action remake is looking fucking wild
      I need your advice...
      
      I have a 12 year old sister called Melisa but I started calling her Yui when I became an otaku when I was 15 and later, she became an anime fan when she was 11. Now I have done something so terrible that I can't sleep...
      
      What happened is that I'm a lolicon, I like loli hentai... For a month, she saw me watching that hentai and then she investigated on the subject herself... I didn't know she was spying on me so I kept watching my degenerate shit unconcerned, until one day Yui called me Onii-Chan. I felt very shameful but everything got out of control when she started to moan like a loli to make fun of me... That cunt thought she was a loli. I didn't think much of it, until I started to think that... She could like me.
      
      I know it's sickening but since incest is my fetish, I started to woo her and little by little, we fell in love... We even got to the point of kissing.
      
      One night our parents weren't home she and I had sex... No joke, that was the best damn night of my life. We did it over and over again and I lost control of myself when she moaned and called me Onii-Chan. We were a couple in secret... Since she was 12, I never thought I'd get her pregnant...
      
      She was at our grandparent's home when she sent me a message telling me that she was pregnant. I couldn't sleep that night and I didn't know what to do, I was considering making her have an abortion... I thought the protagonists in these stories were happy... Now I know how hard the life of two siblings who love each other with a 5 year age gap could be.
      
      Yui has offered me to act like it was rape and I had nothing to do with it, but for some reason I can't accept it. I have until Monday to find a solution...

      You will draw me a picture of Todoroki Shoto

        Your artwork of Asui Tsuyu from Boku no Hero Academia came across my feed yesterday and I found it to be excellent. Your art style captured her subtle qurkiness perfectly, and the green-toned, water-themed background suited her equally well. Boku no Hero Academia is my favorite anime. You will draw me a picture of Todoroki Shoto, full body, eyes flaming (one of fire, one of ice in accordance with his double Quirk), engaged in a battle with Ashido Mina, subduing her with his superior strength. Draw her breasts extra full, and her body lithe. You have until 20:00 Mountain time this evening. Am I understood? Apparently I have not made myself clear enough for your peasant brain. I have stated the guidelines for which the artwork you will complete for me, and the time by which it will be completed. I suggest you get to work before you suffer the consequences. You are wearing my patience thin, missy. Hop to it. (That was not an intended Asui Tsuyu pun, though I am known to be clever.) I may be young in years, but it is highly evident that it outpace you in intelligence by an immeasurable distance. Begin my artwork now before I lose patience. Listen closely, little girl. Final warning. Have my requested artwork delivered via this DM chat by 20:00 Mountain time this evening, or else. I should have expected as much from an idiotic SJW dullard such as yourself. Additionally, I find your use of derogatory terms such as “weeaboo” and “weeb” to be highly offensive. I am neither a “weeaboo” or a “weeb”, I am proudly an Otaku. Consider my offer retracted. I will simply have to seek out the services of a better, more intelligent artist, whose beliefs and ideals align more consistently with my own. I am indeed rather close with Ishida-sempai, but I refuse to bore him with your dim-witted demand. Your inferior intellect offends me and would surely offend Ishida-sempai as well.