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K-Pop isn’t a music genre. It’s a cultural sinkhole.

    John, accept it. It's a fact. K-Pop isn't a music genre. It's a cultural sinkhole. You're actively worsening society as a whole with your degeneracy. Idolizing and worshiping generic, autotuned artists based on their identity instead of their musical talent harms the global music industry. Ever heard of an ugly Korean singer? I didn't think so, John. Your support of this industry propagates harmful beauty standards across impressionable youth worldwide which leads to poor mental health and eating disorders. Do you want that, John? Didn't think so, asshole.

    Osu

    Accept it. It's a fact. Beatmap nomination isn't a volunteer job. It's slave work. You're actively worsening the community as a whole with your degeneracy. Choosing and nominating generic pp mappers based on their identity instead of their actually mapping passion harms the ranked category. Ever heard of a reading meta? I didn't think so. Your support of this such mappers propagates harmful mapping standards across impressionable players osu! wide which leads to poor play styles and farming. Do you want that? Didn't think so, asshole.

    osu! is dead

      OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP

      Every meme created during the osu! downtime due to a critical database failure caused by a MySQL bug.

      osu! is dying and we need your help. I'm streaming right now, hello there. Uhh check out this poll, this poll is for the Ohio State University Rhythm Games Club grand finals bracket reset and osu! is up against Beat Saber. But osu! is losing right now, check the pinned comment for a link to the vote please vote osu! thank you goodbye.
      OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP
      apology for poor english
      
      when were you when osu dies?
      
      i was sat at home eating beacon when pjotr ring
      
      ‘osu is kill’
      
      ‘no’
      Just saw someone fall to their knees in a Walmart
      aware stuff is dead, mysql hit a bug. investigating.

      remember the goat you once were. LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!!

        better than azul and valley idc. remember the goat you once were. MREKK!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!! IKNOW YOURE FUCKING THERE!!! LISTEN!!!!!! A LEGEND DOESNT DIE WHEN THEY FALL ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THEY DIE WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER GET UP AND RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD. YOU ARENT DONE, YOU GOT TAHT DOG IN YOU. WAKE TF UP!!! TURN OFF THE FACECAM. TURN OFF THE BTMC TOURNAMENT. TURN OFF THE MIC. TURN OFF THE PP COUNTER. TURN IT OFF. TURN OFF YOUR FKN CHAT. LOCK TF IN. ITS NOT OVER

        keep going with the excuses buddy

          keep going with the excuses buddy, everyone knows you've ran out of broken farm and simply can't keep up due to lack of skill and not because you're too lazy. so pipe down pal and enjoy that #2 spot, because you will never be the best at anything

          “Guess Who Is Back” – the mapset made by Sotarks

            "Guess Who Is Back" - the mapset made by Sotarks (This is his 137th ranked map) and other mappers, most notably fieryrage, is a map where you have to "guess" who is back. The map really shines with the guessing the next note (which everyone knows is going to be vertically down or up), creating very interesting and interactive gameplay that no one has seen before. You can think of "Guess Who Is Back" as a completely different game, because you're gonna be guessing if you hit the jump or not. Facts don't lie, so doesn't the performance point system. I strongly believe that this map is the best map in this game. You might ask - why? You see, "Guess Who Is Back" is known for it's outstanding mapping, completely changing how mapping is done in year 2019. Well known mappers push their limits to create the best "PP" map, and this one is clearly the best "PP" map in the beatmap section of the game osu!. What about the title? The title "Guess Who Is Back" also suggests that you might be guessing who is coming/came back. But we already know the answer. It's you coming back for the 400th time to do the "Full Combo" of the map difficulty "Fiery's Extreme". The map is also from an anime/manga called "Black Clover", a show that basically no one cares about anymore. The music is lit and has great message about coming back, as stated by the lyrics "Yo, Guess Who Is Back". Sadly, I don't speak Spanish, so I can't give an exact translation of what the singer or singers are singing about. But the phrase "Guess Who Is Back" is all you have to remember. Players have really pushed themselves far with this map to guess who's coming back. FGSky, a former osu! gamer, has Full Combo with 93.84% accuracy and the modifications Hidden (Notes disappear and their approach circle disappears), Nightcore (Same as the Double Time modification, speeds up the map by 1.5 times, but Nightcore modification increases song's pitch and adds extra beat to make the song more fire.) and Flashlight (It's like you go outside when it's dark and turn on your flashlight - restricted view.). FGSky was awarded with 888.51 Performance Points at the time this was posted. There have been more crazy gamers like FlyingTuna, who has Fully Comboed the map with 94.28% accuracy and modifications "Hidden, Double Time and Hard Rock (Hard Rock makes the map harder, by making the circles smaller, increasing approach rate, overall difficulty (spinner difficulty and accuracy) and health drain (harder to pass). His play was awarded 922.14 Performance Points at the time this was posted. Fieryrage (the mapper of Fiery's Extreme) has a Hard Rock Double Time Full Combo on this map with 97.80% accuracy, awarding 948.08 Performance Points. I think you can see how this map has impacted the osu! gamers. And it's here to stay as a relic of the 2019 osu! times. In conclusion, this map is the best map in the game and there will be a long time difference before a greater map is made. Good luck gamers.

            Is binding my keyboard considered cheating?

              Wtf are you serious? I've been rebinding my mouse keys for the last 4 years and have been living in fear that I will one day get found out and be banned. Just last night I woke up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat because I had a nightmare that someone knocked on my door and when I opened it it was Peppy.
              Unfortunately, it indeed is considered cheating. Peppy stated in a tweet last week that anyone who is caught using keyboard inputs is cheating for tapping will be automatically banned. Accolibed has recently been permanently banned and has his house raided by police after setting a mind breaking 87.27% FC on the one and only Harumachi Clover, an astonishing 142BPM and obtaining the osustd pp record worth 6pp. The fact you are not yet auto banned is completely unprecedented. Governments all around the world have outlawed using keyboards for playing osu! and has declared it to be "high treason", anyone found doing so will be immediately hunted down and executed. It is very likely that the government is tracking you down as I speak, all while giving you a sense of false hope, self-accomplishment, and the illusion of safety. Run, if you value your life. The frenzy has begun. The moon is red. We're out of time.

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