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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ONII-CHAN?

    BITCHES IN HENTAI BE LIKE: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ONII-CHAN?~"
    
    YOUR HUGE FUCKING TITS. HOW ARE YOU STILL WALKING? DOES YOUR ALSO ASTRONOMICALLY HUGE ASS COUNTERACT THE WEIGHT OF THOSE MONSTROUS MILK JUGS? YOU'RE A PROPORTIONAL ANOMALY AND I'M GENIUENLY FASCINATED BY YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE.

    I got banned from r/lgbt for posting this. I don’t know why, it was a legitimate question

      Asking for a friend
      
      Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.