oniichan copypasta

NII-CHAAAAAAAAAN! (>w<)

NII-CHAAAAAAAAAAN! — Another variation of this copypasta

NII-CHAAAAAAAAAAN! (>w<) * I jump on you * onii-chan, I miss you :3 how was your class today? How was that bad? (°////°), oh did they make fun of you for the necklace I gave you? Ah don't care about them, at least you have me (UwU) *hugs you* and onii-chan, you know you can always count on me don't you? * I'm getting closer to your face * * I sit on your lap and put my ass on your lap * so I want you to be calm with me next to you! (.//w//.) W-wait onii-chan, w-what is this thing touching me down there? *I look down at your lap* *you're horny* O-onii-chan, w-why are you feeling this? (//w//) y-you want a kiss-AH! * you kiss me hard with your tongue * * I continue the kiss * onii-chan..I want to test something I've wanted to test with you for a long time..* I take off your pants and underwear * let's see if it tastes good. .* lick and suck his dick, making him full of my drool * hmm..hmm..Hm... onii-chan..he's really hard..I want to put him inside..* I take off my fluffy skirt Kwai with heart in the middle and my panties with yellow polka dots and I put your dick inside my pussy * Ah..came in..* I'm going slowly * nya..ah... onii-chan...let's..v-let's.. Nyan..let's go faster~..* I'm putting my pussy in your dick while I moan your name and say I'm going to come * Ah..ah..ahhh~..mmm.. Onii-chan..please.. enjoy everything in me..I want that hot fuck of yours inside me *I feel your dick harder and you go faster* Ah..mmm....NYAN~... O-ONII-CHAN..AAH~.. niichaan..~ NYAAAAAN~~* we come together *

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NII-CHAAAAAAAAAN! (>w<) * pulo em você * onii-chan, que saudades de você :3 como foi sua aulinha de hoje? Como assim foi ruim? (°////°), ah ficaram te zoando pelo colar que eu te dei? Ah não liga pra eles, pelo menos você tem a mim (UwU) * te abraço * e onii-chan, você sabe que pode contar comigo sempre não é? * Vou chegando mais perto da sua cara * * sento no seu colo e coloco minha bunda em cima do seu colo * então quero que você fique tranquilo comigo do lado! (.//w//.) P-pera onii-chan, o-o que é essa coisa que está me tocando lá embaixo? * Olho para seu colo * * você está com tesão * O-onii-chan, p-porque você está sentindo isso? (//w//) v-você quer um bei-AH! * você me beija forte de língua * * eu continuo o beijo * onii-chan..eu quero testar uma coisa que eu queria testar a muito tempo com você..* tiro sua calça e cueca * vamos ver se tem um gosto bom..* lambo e chupo seu pau, deixando ele cheio da minha baba * hmm..hmm..Hm... onii-chan..ele tá muito duro..eu quero colocar ele dentro..* tiro minha saia fofa Kwai com coração no meio e minha calcinha com bolinhas amarelas e coloco seu pau dentro da minha buceta * Ah..entrou..* vou indo devagar * nya..ah... onii-chan...vamos..v-vamos..Nyan..vamos mais rápido~..* vou metendo minha buceta no seu pau enquanto gemo seu nome e falando que vou gozar * Ah..ah..ahhh~..mmm.. Onii-chan..por-porfavor..goza tudo em mim..quero essa sua porra quente dentro de mim * sinto seu pau mais duro e você indo mais rápido * Ah..mmm....NYAN~... O-ONII-CHAN..AAH~..niichaan..~ NYAAAAAN~~* nós gozamos juntos *

Onii-Chan

Gasps Onii-chaaaaan jump onto and hugs Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ I missed you sniffs () fuah I love your boy smell Onii-chan (w) , Huh? Don't sniff you? Don't be silly Onii-chan I love you why can't I show my affection? (─‿‿─)♡ Hahaha your face is red. Woah Onii-chan why are you pushing me on to the bed? ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Kyaaaaa don't tickle me Onii-chan haha counter ataaaaack pushes you down ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ. Hehehe I win! Onii-chan your face is really red now, Hmmh smirks (=-ω-=) perhaps you're falling in love with me? Chuuuuu (ﾉ´ з )ノ kisses you Woah O-onii-chan w-what are you d-doing?! H-hyyaaaaa don't take off my panties! D-dont look at my private spot! (/▽＼) Ah Ah Don't lick me there it's dirty! Ahhhhhh fuah ah ah (//ω//) O-onii-chan a-are you going to put it in? O-ok i'm ready. (／。＼) Heeeee I-it hurts. ~(>_<~) SWow dwon ah ah MMMH O-onii-chan I Lwve yoouuuuu! AHHHHHHH MMMHHH AH Hah Hah hah O-ONIII-CHAAANN you baka why did you do it inside? ヽ(д´)ノ W-well if it felt good for you i'm happy, b-but make sure you take responsibility. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Onii-chan, what are you doing?

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n-no.. onii-chan, dont do it!

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o-onii-chan?

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o-ow! b-be a little more gentle... just the tip.. ok? >w<

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owieeeeeee *blood starts coming out* i-im not a virgin anymore...

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n-no! onii-chan.. you baka! i-i said just the tip.. my pussie's starting to get wet.. you can go a little rougher, a-alright?

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n-no!! i said just a little rougher, b-baka! idiot! dumb dumb dumbo albert Eisenstein-ass-hair-cut diaper doo doo head!

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ahh! mmm... be a little bit more gentle, alright? d-don't pull it out so s-suddenly like t-that...

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mmm.. you really like my manpussy, dont you? *voice changes into deep and manly voice* what's that? suprised? YOU WERE FUCKING A MAN, THIS WHOLE TIME! YOU'RE GAY! WWWWWRYYYYYYYYY!! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING A GIRL, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! AND NOW MY MAN PUSSY IS GOING TO BE DELETED FROM EXISTENCE USING MY STANDS ABILITY!

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that was fun, onii-chan.

Actual post from a weeb Facebook group

The SAO live action remake is looking fucking wild

I need your advice...

I have a 12 year old sister called Melisa but I started calling her Yui when I became an otaku when I was 15 and later, she became an anime fan when she was 11. Now I have done something so terrible that I can't sleep...

What happened is that I'm a lolicon, I like loli hentai... For a month, she saw me watching that hentai and then she investigated on the subject herself... I didn't know she was spying on me so I kept watching my degenerate shit unconcerned, until one day Yui called me Onii-Chan. I felt very shameful but everything got out of control when she started to moan like a loli to make fun of me... That cunt thought she was a loli. I didn't think much of it, until I started to think that... She could like me.

I know it's sickening but since incest is my fetish, I started to woo her and little by little, we fell in love... We even got to the point of kissing.

One night our parents weren't home she and I had sex... No joke, that was the best damn night of my life. We did it over and over again and I lost control of myself when she moaned and called me Onii-Chan. We were a couple in secret... Since she was 12, I never thought I'd get her pregnant...

She was at our grandparent's home when she sent me a message telling me that she was pregnant. I couldn't sleep that night and I didn't know what to do, I was considering making her have an abortion... I thought the protagonists in these stories were happy... Now I know how hard the life of two siblings who love each other with a 5 year age gap could be.

Yui has offered me to act like it was rape and I had nothing to do with it, but for some reason I can't accept it. I have until Monday to find a solution...

The Perfect Hentai

closes book yeah, like that's ever gonna happen

No rape, no ugly fat 50 year old pedophile, no bdsm, no fetishes, no tentacles, completely normal sex, not a harem (although they can be done well), just a couple showing how much they love each other. And its romantic, cute, and feels genuine. I have only seen one other hentai do this, but this has one advatage over it. The dialogue is absolutely positively perfect. Instead of the girl saying "OH MY GOSH ONI CHAN, YOUR SEXUAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS CURRENTlY ENTERING THE PART OF MY BODY USED FOR SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN A PLEASURABLE WAY" every 0.0000000002 nano seconds screaming it in an annoying voice, the conversations during the sex actually work perfectly. They talk about how much they love each other, and only briefly, lemme say it again, BRIEFLY mention how it feels every seconds or so. And they only talk occasionally making the situation more intimate. Ladies and Gentleman, the perfect hentai.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ONII-CHAN?

BITCHES IN HENTAI BE LIKE: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ONII-CHAN?~"

YOUR HUGE FUCKING TITS. HOW ARE YOU STILL WALKING? DOES YOUR ALSO ASTRONOMICALLY HUGE ASS COUNTERACT THE WEIGHT OF THOSE MONSTROUS MILK JUGS? YOU'RE A PROPORTIONAL ANOMALY AND I'M GENIUENLY FASCINATED BY YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE.