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Omni Man

I keep stroking it to Omni man’s cheeks, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop.

    I keep stroking it to Omni man's cheeks, and I don't think I'll ever stop. It all started a few weeks ago when invincible season three's finale came out. I kept hearing this song over and over in my feed, and heard a voice calling to me. It was Nolan. I tried to ignore him, but around the 57th time of hearing this song, I finally gave in. I pulled down my pants and started marking my Grayson. Atoming my eve. It was the best sensation I've ever felt. I can't stop Ceciling my Steadman to Omni man's big bubbly delight, and I don't think I ever will. Does anyone else have this problem? Or is it just me?

    Good news, we can finally be bees.

      We can be bees meme 
      Good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee. a pet. "a pet?" a pet. Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years. "THIS IS INSANE!" 
      Mark this is good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world but we can bee bees, you'll live for 30 years you understand what that means? We can finally be bees
      🐝
      We can be BEES. This is GOOD news. 
      Mark this isn't our world, but we can be bees
      You’ll live like a bee
      You will live 30 years
      You can be a bee. You can live like a pet. This is good news

      Let me break it down for you, Mark.

        Omni man explaining his mater/slave dynamic
        Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.

        Omni Man thicc

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          Think, Mark! Think!

            Omni Man shouts "Think Mark! Think!"
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            Origin

            This meme originated from the adult animated superhero series Invincible Season 1 that was aired on Amazon Prime Video. It’s best known as the ‘Think Mark think’ meme, Omni man speech or ‘Why did you make me do this?!’ meme.

            WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEING ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!
            Why did you make me do this? You’re fighting so that you can watch everyone around you die! Think Mark! You’ll outlast every fragile insignificant being on this planet. You’ll live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know will be gone! What will you have after 500 years?
            Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die. Think, Mark!