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Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt?


Oh, these? My thighs?

    The original Oh, these? version
    Oh, these? My thighs? My fat fucking thighs? My thundering fat fukin legs? My 0.01mm thigh gaps? My jean ripping, pants splitting, man whore attractor? My thicc fucking neck choking, skull crushing, dick splitting thighs? These thundering thighs? Is that wat ur talking about? What abt it dude?

    Oh, these? My boobies?

      Super stuffed milkies
      Booty version
      Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky bonkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?

      Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt?

        Well what about it?
        Massive mommy milkies version
        Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk? My goddamn jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty celestial planet busting superpower that is my BIG FAT FUCKING ASS? Well what about it?
        Oh😲 this❓? My💁🏼‍♀️ booty🍑? My💁🏼‍♀️ bubble🔘 butt🍑? My💁🏼‍♀️ bouncy🦘 caked🎂 up⬆️ dump💩 truck🚛? My💁🏼‍♀️ thick🤪 chonky😊 double2️⃣-wide😳 badonkadonk🍑? My💁🏼‍♀️ goddamn🙏🏻 jean👖 splitting💔, thunder⛈️ clapping👏🏻, door🚪 frame🖼️ shattering💔 wobble🤝🏻 wagon🚃? You👧🏼 mean🤬 the❗ mighty💪🏻 celestial✨ planet🪐 busting💔 superpower🦸🏼‍♀️ that❕ is‼️ my💁🏼‍♀️ BIG🙌🏻 FAT🤶🏻 FUCKING🖕🏻 ASS🤝🏻? well🌊 what❔ about⁉️ it🍑?