My best bro Jeff turned himself into a femboy, he calls himself Crystal. Yesterday we were PVPing in Minecraft and everytime I hit him he moaned quietly, after some time I told him to stop, even though I was hard as fuck by then. He said "Tee hee, fine I'll stop b-baka(he likes japanese cartoons and comic books), look at me now." I minimized the Minecraft window and my jaw dropped, there it was on my screen. Jeff's asshole, he streamed it to me on discord, the quality was pretty good for a webcam.
My girlfriend walked into the room. Thankfully my reflexes were good enough after all those years of masturbation, I quickly minimized discord window. My gf looked me in the eyes and said "Was there your buddy Jeff's asshole on the screen just now?" Oh no, I wasn't quick enough. "Honey, it's not Jeff, it's Crystal" I mumbled. "What the fuck? It's totally Jeff, I would recognise his asshole anytim-" she stopped herself "Anyway, we are breaking up, you cheating scum!" my gf yelled and left. "Damn, bro, you ended my relationship" I said into the mic sadly. His response was "Ok, wanna fuck?"
So, Reddit, should I? uhmmm... auughhummmm.... do the thinggg??? 🧐😩🤔 I crave some bussy, but it is NNN after all...
Welcome to Destroy 💥 Dick🍆 December❄! Tug out a rope of 🔥hot🔥💦 NUT💦👄 across ➡your keyboard ONCE ✔💯on December❄ 1st, ✔💯TWICE💯✔ on December❄ 2nd, and continue 🔥the NUT BUSTIN 👄🍆💦to the day's date📆. Only true alphas😤 can make👌 it to December❄ 31st👊🍆. We gotta 💦cleanse💦 our 🍆cock pots 💞for the new year🎉!
So i was masturbating with gatorade like a normal person and then I came. I was putting my dick in the juices of the gatorade and thrusted faster. Felt like heaven was sucking me. The thrusting was 2 minutes, I thrusted for too long. I tried to edge but i nutted in the bottle. Felt so good but now I'm worried if i am kicked out of NNN so am i?
No Nut November isn't about depriving yourself of pleasure.
It's about showcasing your Warrior Spirit.
Everyone has an internal war.
The human mind versus the animal body.
Show your body that You are King. That you are not a Slave to your Desires.
Embrace NNN.
You know what? Fuck you. Yeah, that's right. "Dude are you gonna do No Nut November?" I'm sick of hearing about Double-N November and all this Reddit shit. And you know what? Just to spite you, I blew my load at exactly 12:00 AM today, on November 1st. I edged for like 5 minutes to get it exactly on the tick, that's how much I hate you. "Oohh but you get an hour grace period to finish the last October nut!" Oh yeah? Well I NUTTED AGAIN AT 1:00 AM! You think your rules have any effect on me? Really? Are you one of those people who think it only counts when you wake up the morning of the 1st? That's big cope, first off. But second off, you'll be pleased to know that I DID IT AGAIN within 10 seconds of waking up. Just the thought of your dumbfounded face when I tell you that your arbitrary Reddit challenge can't affect me caused me to cum in my sleep at least once, so there's also that to consider. Every day I cum this entire month (Which will be every day btw) I'll be thinking of you, seething in a corner at the mere thought of my penile discharge. You cannot control me, and you especially cannot control my dick. This marks the end of the discussion.
I just nutted. That's right, endless semen pouring out of my cock with dopamine racing through my brain. And to top it off, I did it in November. Upset? Angry? Good, I hope you're angry. In fact, I purposefully nutted on the 1st of November, just out of spite for you and your... challenge? Challenge? This isn't a challenge - you not drowning in all the cum I'm going to release from my penis this November will be a challenge because there'll be enough cum to fill all the world's atmosphere when I'm done with this month! And December. And January - yes you silly inferior Redditor, I masturbate every single day and have done for the past five years and there is, quite literally, nothing you can do to stop me. Not only that, but I also have sex every two days and, again, there's nothing you can do to stop me nutting this November. Day in, day out, not cumming for clout: too bad. It may even surprise you to know I'm cumming right now, this instance. Go on, cry to your "girlfriend" about me, whilst she gets cummed in by a man who isn't willing to fuck over their sex life for thirty days for some karma.
