Nikke

I want to devour Maiden after seeing so much cake.

I want to devour Maiden after seeing so much cake. She talks about getting married? Yeah I'm ok with that but I need your body NOW. I'm taking her straight the the bedroom and bending her over the bed. I'll tear that body suit so I can claim her from behind. I need to drive into her full force after seeing those plump cheeks. She's getting some heroic backshots like my life depends on it. If I'm being tired I'll just drink another mana potion to keep me going. Anyone on the outside will only hear thunderous claps as my wife gets it. I'll pour my magical force into Maiden over and over all night long. Maiden needs to be left a sloppy mess unable to walk needing health potions to be brought back to life.

Indivila is evil and I love her.

Indivila is evil and I love her. I hope she kidnaps me and turns me into just a love doll for her use. I want her to force me down on a bed with her tail knife aimed at my neck while she rides me crazy style. She needs to threaten me if I don't pleasure her enough she'll kill me. While I'm hitting it from the back if I spank her too hard she'll glare at me like "who do you think you are, just keep moving" I'll worship tan mommy I don't care. I want her to own me, drag me by a collar whenever she meets up with the heretics. I need to be how she relieves her stress. Once she's done with me I hope she chops me up with her tail and turns me into ground beef. Afterwards she can dice 1 medium yellow onion (about 1 1/2 cups). Mince 3 garlic cloves. Drain and rinse 2 (about 15-ounce) cans kidney beans.

Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3 to 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add 3 tablespoons tomato paste and stir to coat the onions. Cook, stirring occasionally until darkened in color, 2 to 3 minutes.

Add 2 pounds ground beef (me) , 2 teaspoons kosher salt, and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. Cook, breaking up the meat (me) with a wooden spoon, until browned and cooked through, 6 to 8 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons chili powder, 1 tablespoon ground cumin, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 teaspoons dried oregano, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper if using. Stir to coat the meat (me again) and cook for 1 minute more.

Add the beans, 1 (28-ounce) can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes, and 1 (14.5-ounce) can low-sodium beef or chicken broth, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to maintain a gentle simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the mixture is slightly thickened, 30 to 40 minutes.

Remove the pot from the heat. Add 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar and stir to combine. Taste and season with more kosher salt as needed, turning the cummander (me) into some good chili. I want to be turned into chili because I'll go through her body and tear her ass up one last time.

Rapi

I want to plug Rapi day in and day out. Forget every other woman in this game, she's the best one by far. I love everything about Rapi and would do anything to make her happy. I haven't seen Evangelion so I can't say anything about the suit but I need to peel it off. I'm taking her straight to bed and claiming her. We're going to be connected 24/7 and nothing is stopping us. I need to see Rapi bent over and how that suit hugs her curves. Does she sweat under that? Can I collect it? Did she shower? I need Rapi.

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Noir.

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Noir. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her rotton pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Noir as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progresterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Noir and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her pole dancing duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Noir is glowing and her stripper actives are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Noir has to stop her Nikke activivities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight.

Heaven.

Viper copypasta (Nikke)

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I need to release my true feelings about Bunny Viper before my brain literally starts melting. Ever since this skin was added in the game, I’ve been flushing my sanity down the toilet piece by piece.

Every time I even think of Bunny Viper and her luscious features, I just can’t stop myself from barking and drooling uncontrollably like some kind of crazed dog. My brain just completely shuts off for the next 30 minutes and 47 seconds.

Everything about her is just perfection. Her sharp gleaming eyes, her soft puffy cheeks, her cheeks cheeks and cheeks, her moderately average sides hips, and her extra spicy leggings that tightly grip her juicy legs to really accentuate her curves to oblivion. And don’t even get me started on the (bra?) she wears with the bunny suit. ITS LITERALLY HYPNOTIC! Her manufactured mammary glands look like they’re so close to just spilling out, like she bought a suit 2 sized smaller than her on purpose. Plus her OG skin has the spicy skirt just BARELY covers her supple squishy thighs and doughy ass cheeks that are PERFECT for facesitting! The clap of her meaty mountains can be heard from every corner of the Ark! Now multiple all that by 3 and that’s MY MOMMA VIPER

And her forearms. Dear GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER FOREARMS. WHEN I PLAYED D-OUTSIDERS EVENT AND HER FOREARMS WERE ZOOMED IN ON THE BED I LOST ALL MY SANITY INSTANTLY. Every time she extends her hand in the idle animation, I feel like Namatame reaching out to Shadow Yukiko in utter disbelief at such an awe-inspiring moment

I want her to corner me in an abandoned alleyway, duct tape me to the cold wet ground, and snu snu me to death while whispering slurs into my left ear every 12 and a half seconds

My body literally contorted and deformed the moment I laid eyes on her, and I haven’t forgotten that feeling ever since. I wake up every morning in my bedroom (filled to the brim with Viper fanart) with her voice echoing in my head “Good Morning, stupid! Time for a good morning facesitting!” EVERYTHING about Bunny Viper is just perfection from top to bottom

I had to force myself to stay off Twitter for days on end because I knew my mind would be filled to the brim with beautiful Bunny Viper art. I had to restrain myself because I knew it would end with my phone being drenched in slobber and drool. I can’t even begin to imagine how I’ll control myself if she ever shows up in my Recruits. Just yesterday I forgot to close my Reddit page and saw another Bunny Viper fanart and I literally couldn’t control myself. I immediately dropped my phone, got on all 4’s and began barking uncontrollably directly at a brick wall while drool was ejecting from all sides of my mouth and foam began to form and my eyes rolled to the back of my head in utter disbelief at the godly presence I just witnessed. I woke up 7 hours later in a puddle of my own drool, with my eyes red from the constant barking, and my phone was in Safari with 400 tabs of Viper fanart I don’t even remember scrolling through. I literally lost aL memory of what happened that day just from seeing a single Viper fanart

She’s a triple wide surprise. Every day I log onto Reddit I’m greeted with more fanart of her sticking her ass out farther than a Mexican truck driver with gingivitis can throw a 37-pound ball of frozen strawberry milk with only one arm. But that’s a topic for another day.

Wait, that’s today’s topic. Do you have any idea how many infinite possibilities Viper fanart can have?! Who said we should stop at simple poses? How about Viper failing to outrun a train due to her dumpy or being lectured about tax returns while her backside barely fits inside the chair?

Above all else, it’s her scary gleaming eyes that just ring my dinger. Gazing into her eyes for too long makes me feel hypnotized, like I’m being lured into her trap. And I certainly am. Viper is a red flag, but I’m colorblind. I feel like I’m in imminent danger every time I view her on the Nikkepedia. My mind is telling me no, but my body is saying yes.

Please tell me I’m not the only one that feels this way for Viper. She’s just so cute, hot, breedable, breedable, and breedable all at once. I hope her cheeks are super fat in the next update, and I hope she calls me every slur in the English language during the next event. But anyway, that’s it for now. Just a small explanation of why Viper is best girl