The ceo of nestle trembles. The redditors won’t stop. From their cold damp basements below their mothers house, they post anti nestle memes. Every meme that’s posted makes nestle stocks drop, and each time the ceo trembles in fear. Larry, a 553 pound Reddit user, makes an anti nestle meme. He hovers his mouse over the submit post button. The ceo of nestle sweats. Larry clicks the button, and the meme is submitted. Upon the submission of this meme, nestle takes a hit. Nestle stocks plummet down until they hit rock bottom. The nestle ceo is screaming and crying in fear. As tears form in his eyes he prays to god. He prays he’ll get through this. But it’s too late. The meme gets reposted everywhere on social media, and is soon printed into flyers that are posted everywhere. Nestle stocks hit the negatives. The ceo is billions of dollars in debt. Nestle as a whole collapses. This results in the loss of millions of jobs. Nestle is no more. Larry, from his basement, wipes the Mountain Dew off his face and laughs. As he tosses the 2 liter bottle into a pile of thousands of soda bottles, he laughs more. He has single-handedly brought down a multi billion dollar company. His mom brings down a pile of hot pockets which he devours. Victory is finally his.
I get a massive erection every time I consume a Nestlé product. Something about their unethical business practices just gets me rock hard. The thought of farmers not getting paid a fair wage, babies being killed by formula, and child labor, all give me a throbbing erection.
