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Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown begging (thru texts) for address to

    Mark Cuban is the owner of Mavericks
    Sources: Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru texts) Jordan's family for address to DeAndre's home

    Origin of this copypasta

    Its from a Tweet by sports commentator Chris Broussard involving Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and the player Deandre Jordan. The rumors were that DeAndre Jordan was considering backing out of his oral commitment with the Dallas Mavericks to sign with the Clippers. Here’s the full story of the Tweet!

    It was eventually proven false but still became an iconic copypasta that shows up every now and then in different variations.

    Other variations


    “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them.”

      At FIBA, Anthony Edwards was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather trade Towns or Gobert. Initially, Edwards merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them."
      At the league office, Adam Silver was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban Kevin Porter jr or Miles Bridges. Initially, Silver merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them."
      At his home office, Kelvin Benjamin was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban the Big Mac or the Whopper. Initially, Benjamin looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my burgers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them.”
      At the Celtics office, Grant Williams was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather make his first or second free throw. Initially, Williams merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my free throws. I wouldn’t make neither one of them."
      At FIBA, Steve Kerr was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather play Jaren Jackson Jr. or Walker Kessler at center. Initially, Kerr, merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared, “Neither one man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t play neither of them at center.”

      [Reynolds] I’m at USA practice.

        [Reynolds] I’m at USA practice. There’s a coffee shop in the lobby. A lady, unprompted, sees my credential and revealed that she booed Dillon Brooks last night. “And I did it because I love LeBron.” With that, she walked away.

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        [Reynolds] I’m at __ practice. There’s a coffee shop in the lobby. A lady, unprompted, sees my credential and revealed that _____. “And I did it because I love __.” With that, she walked away.

        Steph: Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting

          Steph: "Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting, guess I'll set the difficulty to ultra noob first so I can slowly bring him up, I don't want a repeat of last time"
          
          New Bull: *cums blood after 1 hour
          
          Steph: (Ugh not again? And I was going real slow with this one, shouldn't have brought my hopes up)

          Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy

            It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals game 7 in crunch time. If LeBron starts kissing Kyrie, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving JR open for an easy 3. Would LeBron and Kyrie be called for a techical, or would the points count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?

            AD didn’t move from his locker for 45 mins

              AD didn’t move from his locker for 45 mins. He kept repeating ‘I can’t believe this shit’ as he stared into space.” 
              
              LeBron came over to him and told him, “We did the best we could.