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Rebel Scum

    I graduated top of my class in Jedi Academy.
    What the blast did you just fucking say to me you rebel scum? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jedi Academy, I've been involved in numerous secret missions to destroy the Sith, and have over 300 confirmed midichlorians. I am trained in the Jedi Way and I built the Millenium Falcon in my back yard. You are nothing to me but just another nerfherder. I will force push the youngling out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking Hutt breath. You think you can get away with saying that bantha fodder to me in front of the Jedi Council?? Think again buckethead. As we speak, I am contacting the secret Council of Jedi across Coruscant and your scruffy looking ass is getting caught in my tractor beam so you better prepare for the Death Star, dirtball. The Death Star that will blow up the pathetic planet you call your life. You're fucking dead, farmboy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven ways, and that's just with my lightsaber. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of the Force, but I have access to the entire Jedi Temple Library and I will use it to its full extent to force push your miserable ass off the face of this star system, you little prequel. If only you could have sensed what unholy retribution your little "piston-headed" comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have held your fucking Wookie. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you scruffy-looking nerfherder. I will drag you to the waters of Kamino and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, my young padawan 

    Navy Seals but its Jar Jar Binks

      meesa let you know
      What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of spies across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa doo-doo dead, kiddo.

      Next time you want to talk shit on me…

        I'm a fucking United States Marine
        Next time you want to talk shit on me, remember my position in life and remember yours. I'm not some druggy piece of shit mf, I'm a fucking United States Marine. A title you will never claim. I've worked harder in the past 2 weeks then you ever will in your life. I have matured, learned, and taught myself how to be independent while you're still living on your parents paychecks. I make my own money, I pay my own bills, I work on a fucking Osprey while you can't even get a job at McDonalds. Don't ever try to talk down to me again because you were once above me because I will do nothing but strive to be on top and be better then the person I was yesterday. I've worked to hard and felt too much pain in my life for you to try and say you're better than me. Gtgo.

        Navy Seal copypasta SFW edition

          What the procreate did you just fornicating say about me, you little hallion? I’ll have you cognize I graduated most elite in my division in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been enmeshed in multifarious undisclosed incursions on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 habituated executions. I am experienced in guerilla campaign and I’m the most qualigied sharpshooter in the full US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just an additional victim. I will obliterate you the copulate out with rigor the likes of which has at no time been seen previously on this macrocosm, indicate my fricking units of language. You assume you can be acquit with saying that fecal matter to me via the Information Superhighway? Acknowledge anew, undesirable person. At the time that we communicate I am influencing my covert organization of operatives crosswise the New World and your Internet Protocol is being pursued immediately so you better bolster for the assault, larval fly. The disturbance that annihilates the deplorable petty existence you refer to as your duration. You’re frigging late, child under the age of 18. I can be omnipresent, at any unspecified point in time, and I can annihilate you in surplus seven centum techniques, and that’s merely with my unequipped metacarpus. Not exclusively am I extensively qualified for hand-to-hand combat, but I have admittance to the total armory of the United States Marine Corps and I will handle it to its absolute breadth to decimate your wrethed derriere off the surface of the large landmass, you minuscule excrement. If only you could have been aware of what unhallowed comeuppance your smol “ingenious” statement was almost to bear downward upon you, perchance you bequest have refrained from unpleasantly speaking. However, you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re reconciling, you accursed tomfool. I will excrete acrimony all over you and you will inundate in it. You’re flipping finite, kiddo.