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My goldfish is sick


GUYS DO NOT FLASH YOUR NUTSACK AT ALLAH!!!1!

    I astral projected and entered the spirit realm and flashed my nutsack at Allah and he killed my mom. I tried bringing her back to life with selenite and quartz but she's dead and now Allah is banging my mom in the astral plane. I covered my house in salt and burned sage to try and cleanse his negative energy away but I can sense he is coming to kill and fuck the spirits of more of my family members. My goldfish is sick and I think he's next. Nobody is safe. Protect yourselves, witches.