It’s Called The Mid West Because Everything In It Is Mid
ITS CALLED THE MID WEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID. SKYLINE CHILI? MID! YOUR CINCINNATI REDS WHO HASN'T WON A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION SINCE 1990? MUH MUH MUH MUH MID!It's ☝️ called 🗣️ the ↙️ midwest 👎 because 🗣️ every 💯 single 1️⃣ thing 🤣 in ⏬ it ⏬ is mid 😐 !
Skyline 🌆 chili 🌶️ ? mid 😐 !
Your ⚾ Cincinnati 🧭 reds 🍎 who 😕 haven't ⛔ won 🏆 a 🙅 world 🌐 series 🏆 since ⏰ 1️9️9️0️? Muh-👿-muh👿-muh-MID 😐 !
And ☝️ every 🧍 single 1️⃣ person 🧔 who 😶 lives 🏠 here 😕... is📜 ... MID 😐!