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Morbius

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    Most Iconic Lines from Morbius (2022)

      Every Morbius copypasta
      “It’s Morbin’ time.”

“No, Morb am your father.”

“That’s no moon, it’s a Morb Station.”

“May the Morb be with you.”

“Morb or Morb not, there is no try.”

“I don’t like Morb… it’s course, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.”

“General KenMorbi, you are a bold one.”

“It’s over Anakin, I have the Morb ground!”

“This is Morbrageous, it’s unfair.”

“Now this is Morb-racing!”

“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Morbsas anymore.”

“There’s no place like Morb.”

“It wasn’t the airplanes, it was beauty killed the Morb.”

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Morb.”

“All of those memories will be lost in time like… Morbs in rain. Time to die.”

“You’re gonna need a bigger Morb.”

“Go ahead, make my Morb.”

“Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a Morby night.”

“E.T., Morb home.”

“The name’s Morb. James Morb.”

“You can’t handle the Morb!”

“A Morb’s best friend is his mother.”

“Take your stinky paws off me you damn dirty Morb!”

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Morb beans and a nice Morbanti.”

“Mama always said, life is like a box of Morblates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

“Hasta la vista, Morby.”

“Morb with me if you want to live.”

“Get away from her, you Morb!”

“You one ugly Morber-f**ker.”

“With power, comes great Morbility.”

“Morbza time!”

“Look at little Morblin Junior… gonna cry?”

“You know, I’m something of a Morbentist myself.”

“I’m gonna put some Morb in your eyes.”

“Want forgiveness? Get Morbligion.”

“You’ll get your rent when MORB THIS DAMN DOOR!”

“I love you Morbthousand.”

“You should’ve morbed for the head.”

“Avengers… Morbsemble.”

“One does not simply walk into Morbdor.”

“YOU SHALL NOT MORB!!!”

“Morblish mother-f**ker, do you speak it?!”

“How about another joke, Morbius?”

“Welcome to Jurmorbssic Park.”

“Clever Morb.”

“Say hello to my little Morb!”

“The power of Morbius compels you!”

“I’m gonna make him a Morbfer he can’t refuse.”

“A friend should always underestimate your Morbtues, and an enemy overestimate your faults.”

“Look how they massacred my Morb!”

“Be Morbfraid. Be very Morbfraid.”

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Morbing ships on fire off the shoulder of Milo. I watched Morbeams glitter near the Havesex gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like Morbs in rain… time to Morb…”

“John Morby, like the drink only not spelt the same.”

“Morb me like one of your French girls.”

“You’re a Morbzard, Harry.”

“You’re out of Morbder! You’re out of Morbder! The whole trial is out of Morbder!”

“Yipee-ki-yay, Morber-f**ker.”

“Morbi Christmas, you filthy animal. And a happy Morb Year.”

“You either die a Morb, or live to see yourself become the villain.”

“I am the Morb of the universe!”

“Morbter is coming.”

“A guy opens his door and gets morbed and you think that of me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO MORBS!”

“Morbkanda, forever!”

“This is madness. THIS! IS! MORBTA!!!”

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        MCU movies

          MCU movies in 2050 
          The Year is 2050. Go to movies, it's the weekly MCU movie. Disney logo on screen. It's phase 12 of the story. Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair. A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko Pops. Tobey says "it's peterin time" (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film morbius). Also says "that sounded better in my head." He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring. He swings at the man as he's running away. A portal opens and captain Europe steps into the scene. Tobey accidentally swings into him He says "it's all good I have healthcare". Crowd cheers, captain Europe had his own TV show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke. Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spider-Man meme again. They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays. Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader's laugh plays. Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says, "I'm coming for you Redditors." Crowd cheers one last time, before news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time. Thank you Disney for saving the film industry.

          i had to kill my friend

            2 days ago i had to kill my friend (19m). it started when we where in maths class. we were making the usual quandale dingle and morbius memes when he asked to go to the bathroom. he never has to go so i was a bit sceptical. i (20m) snuck out and followed him, without his knowledge. i looked under the cubical he was in and saw him shitting into his hand and rubbing it all over him, onto the walls, his face and his penis. i then saw him beat his meat to morbius r34. when he cummed he shouted out quandale dingle, but he saw me. he shouted out my name, Jeremiah bingle. he tried breaking into the cubicle that i was in, still covered in shit, with his penis hanging out he shouted “ITS MORBIN TIME!” and started slapping me and punching me. he then ran into the classroom and grabbed his bag. i heard the screams. they were terrifying. he then grabbed a knife from his bag and started violently scraping the shit of himself and snorting it. i kicked him away and broke the toilet lid off. i then hit him over the head shouting “GET MORBED” as brain matter, blood and shit flew everywhere. after a few hits, he died. i am typing this in the back of a police van, covered in blood, poop and brain. i m going to court next week and i am pleading in self defense. AMA

            AITA for beating the shit out of my dad over Morbius?

              Morbius is one of the movies of all time
              Every Morbius copypasta
              So I (19M) was sitting in the Living room watching Morbius. My parents(senior citizens) visited to come check on me. They caught me watching Morbius and they got very upset because I have been through phases like this before. I convinced my mother (55F) that Morbius is great, but my father (56M) disagreed. So I yelled ITS MORBIN TIME and may have beat the living shit out my father. My mother(idiotic) then said YOU DID THIS LAST TIME DURING YOUR NFT PHASE so then I plunged her to the depths of Tartarus. My sister (19F) and her friend (18F) saw me and then tried to run so I yelled OH NO YOU MORB'T and morbed so much they died. I at this point, had almost become God. I had blown up my house and set on fire to get rid of the evidence. At this point I, (20M) have been running from the CIA, the FBI, the police, the Secret Service, Interpol, the UN security unit, Disney S&P, and Google Maps. I have almost reached the final phase of morb. Soon my original being will die off and I will morb in the final morb. I morbing regret morbing Morbius. Oh morb. Im gonna morbing morb myself. Morb this. Morb it all.
TL;DR I killed my dad over a movie and ended up internationally wanted.