Monster Hunter

From the comment section of a dude fighting Gore Magala daily (Day 52). He made a comment saying that the OP has a long way to go, prompting another fellow to respond “he’s better than you,” which led to this copypasta.

(LOL...) I am top tier LS player in Rise/Sunbreak and World... I have easily over 6k hunts with it alone... and just as many with Switch Axe--- it goes without saying, with around 5300+ hours played in 1 game + expansion alone, it's fair to say I know more than 99% of the player base, in both knowledge of monsters, weaknesses, Openings, Attack Patterns, etc. and how to deal with him as they are thrown at me.... Most people play MH for 300-800 hours and think they know everything... lol while in reality, they know a very small amount... a mere fraction of what I and my fellow speed- runners invest... Who know nearly all the ins- and outs of any hunt, the do's the do not's...

I have the experience I can see a beginner or someone at maybe 20-30% of true mastery like such display here. Not saying there's anything wrong with it--it's only to be expected to be REALLY GOOD you need A LOT of Experience, and Dedication, and some lucky armor/ charm rolls... (lol) it isn't going to come overnight.

Try not to take things so personally, I am blunt and to the point, with most of my comments, if I like it, you will know, if there's a lot of work to improve on, you will know... But don't assume I am some noob just talking shit---quite the opposite, I could kill it in likely 4 minutes or less, and before you retort and with a cheeky comment like: "Why don't you prove it then" (I play on steam deck, I don't record or upload shit, except for funny wtf moments and glitches) very occasionally on games I play on playstation only, because it's possible for me to do so on there... (So that's answered before you get the chance to say it...)

Anyways, I hope he continues to play the best weapon out there and improve a little bit, with each hunt... 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Lance, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the hunter training academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Elder dragons, and I have over 300 confirmed hunts. I am trained in Rajang warfare and I'm the top lancer in the entire hunter research commission. You are nothing to me but just another Jaggi. I will wipe you the fuck out with guard the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Raphinos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bullfango. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred pokes, and that's just with my guard down. Not only am I extensively trained in mobile combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Palico gadgets and tail raiders and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the new world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.