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    Hey <insert name>🙋‍♀️ Yes, I have heard about <product/company> 🔥🔥🔥 I have researched it extensively! 👩‍🏫👩‍🎓I found out that <brand>™️ is structured as a MLM/direct sales/network marketing company 🏪📊 I also found out that almost 99% 💯💯💯 of distributors don't actually make money 💰 but lose money 😰💲💰💸. The company doesn't make its money by you selling their products but by you signing up to continuously buy their products under the guise of you owning a business 🤔🤫 and needing to buy products yourself in order to grow your business and make money 🤑🤑🤑🤑 that will never happen. 🙌🙌
    
    They count on your upline to brainwash 💧🤯🧼🧽🚿🛀you into believing that you are your own CEO 🥳 and to buy-in is the only way to achieve your dreams 🌴😴💤 🏖👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 They mislead you by telling you that it's easy to make extra money 💲 from your phone 📱💻in your spare time 🕑 but if you fail to meet goals 🏅 it's your fault for not working 👷‍♀️👷‍♂️💪hard enough and that most businesses lose money 📉 their first year or two and you just have to stick 📌📍with it when in reality they only want you to keep selling and recruiting so your upline can make tens of dollars 💸 extra per month 🗓 while the real CEOs steal your cash to buy their private planes 🛫and yachts🛳⚓
    
    So no 🛑 🚧🚦, i am not interested in your pyramid🔺️ scheme and hope that you will wake up ⏰😳😱🤬 to their predatory 🕷🐅🕸 tactics. You can ignore 🙈🙉🙊 these facts but don't say I never warned ⚠️☢☣🚫 you, hun! 🌹⚘
    
    Best of luck 🍀and cheers! 🥂
    Open Hey hun👋 👋!
    Hey hun👋 👋! Did you know 🧐 that lavender oil cures leukemia 🙊? It’s the simple 💁‍♀️ and all-natural 🌱 🍃🌷way to get out of that hospital bed 🏥 🤒! Chemo 🤮 and bone marrow transplants 😵 are yucky 👎👎. Your doctor 👨‍⚕️ will tell you that essential oils can’t cure cancer 😤😤 but what does he know 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️? Don’t spend your money 💰 💵 or time ⏰ on that poison ☠️ 🙅‍♀️. For only $50 I can hook you up 😉 with an amazing 💅 starter kit of essential oils 😍😍😍! Protect you 🙋‍♀️ and your family👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 with this incredible offer 🙌!
    
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    Open Hey babe! ❤️❤️🙋
    Hey babe! ❤️❤️🙋 I've just come into some really 💕great💕 opportunities with this amazing team of women, and since that opportunity is still available of course I thought of you ;) They're looking for hard working ladies💪💁 who want to empower each other by starting their own businesses! 😮 I know that sounds scary but just wait until you see the paycheck at the end of it 😍💲💲😍 You can be your 👏own👏boss👏 and take control of YOUR finan- lol just kidding could you imagine
    Open Hey hun!! 🙋🏼‍♀️
    Hey hun!! 🙋🏼‍♀️ It’s been way too long 📆 since we last spoke! I was wondering 🤔💭have you ever heard of the ✊🏻 Ku Klux Klan👌🏻? The Klan is a 🆒 super fun 🤪 and affordable 💸 way to feel superior to everyone of inferior races 💁🏼‍♀️! I just need FIVE 5️⃣ more members 👯‍♀️ to hit goal 🥅⚽️🏃🏼‍♀️for this month! If you sign up 📝 today you get a lot of fun 😋 perks! You’ll get a free white hood 👻, a brand new torch 🔥🔥, a copy of Mein Kampf 🌈📚, and a delusional sense of grandeur👸🏼! Hope to hear from you soon 😘!!
    Open Hey queens 💅💋
    Hey queens 💅💋 did you know 🔍✏️ that you can make 5 BILLION dollars 💵💰💲💲💲 from HOME 🏘 every MONTH ⌚️ by simply joining MY team 👩🏻👫👬👭👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 and selling this AMAZING ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 product???? All you have to do 👄♥️👀 is ADD lots of people on facebook that you have ONE 🖕 or TWO ✌️ mutual friends with 👉👌💦 or message people you haven’t talked to in AT LEAST five ✋ years, saying 🤠 “hey fatty!! You’re looking ugly as fuck since high school!! How you been, girl?!!!!!??!!! 💕💕💕 Do you want to buy my wraps, or my pills 🌈 you fuckin skank 😍😘😜?? Message me for more info 😩😎😎👌 gross bitch!!! Xoxoxoxo”
    
    I LOVEEE my (3) pink Mercedes and I took my FAMILY of 38 PEOPLE to CANCUN not once, not twice, but THIRTEEN TIMES this past week ALONE!!!! I also literally cured myself of EIGHT different kinds of CANCER. THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!! BUY A STARTER KIT AT NO COST TO YOU EXCEPT $500 but also fuck off and stop messaging me about this kind of shit
    Open What's up guys
    What's up guys so a friend of mine [redacted] has introduced to this teeth whitening tooth paste. It's something that has shown results and if you're interested just know it has:
    
    🚫No bleaches 🚫No peroxide, harsh chemicals, or sugars ✔️Dentist recommended ✔️Kids ❤️ it 😎Amazing for wine 🍷 coffee ☕️ and nicotine ✔️Whitens caps and veneers 🤑Way less 💰 than whitening strips
    
    👇👇🏼👇🏼or PM📩 me to get yours with my big order going out this Saturday‼️😁🕺
    Open Hey guys as a student
    Hey guys as a student, one thing Im really in need of is money 💵 💵 . This experience has not only helped me with that but also helped form new relationships✴️♥. Wow the power of social media!!!!🔥 with that being said:
    
    Looking to make some extra cash💰?
    
    ✅no membership/start up fee ✅free coaching/mentoring ✅go at your own pace ✅work from home and your phone
    
    Feel free to connect 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼or inbox me I would love to share this with you ‼️
    Open Let's get something straight. 😣
    Let's get something straight. 😣 A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. 🤯 KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. 💵 💸 We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. 🙄 😏 😒 Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. 😫 🥴 😤 😒 😒 🤬 If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. 🤯🤗 😍 ❤️ 😽 😁 💸