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Villagers are jews

    It’s pretty self evident once you think about it. They are merchants who love emeralds (their currency) and they have big noses. Golems are a part of jewish tradition; it is said that the most powerful rabbis were able to summon golems, so the fact that villagers can summon them too also adds to the theory. It is also worth mentioning how the player is incentivised to build camps where villagers are kept in horrible conditions, and those who can’t work are discarded.

    Minecraft is easy

      punch a tree make a wooden pickaxe mine stone make stone tools and a furnace mine some iron from surface caves make iron tools, armor, a bucket, and a shield build a house mine for diamonds make full diamond armor, a pickaxe, a sword, and an enchantment table find a village build a villager breeder build a trading hall build an iron farm enchant all gear explore the nether find a nether fortress kill blazes find a warped forest kill endermen find the stronghold kill the ender dragon explore the end find loot and elytra make a creeper farm for gunpowder mine for netherite kill wither skeletons fight the wither find a woodland mansion defeat the mansion and get totems of undying conquer an ocean monument build an epic base die to a baby zombie and rage quit for 2 years

      Zombie pigmen from Minecraft

        the zombie pigmen from Minecraft are SO UNBELIEVABLY hot. Fucking sluts. they're CONSTANTLY just walking around constantly groaning & moaning, showing off their Hard shiny pigman abs. I want a zombie pigman to fuck me like a desperate toy & chain me up in his dungeon only to be fucked without mercy And eaten. I want to be vored- NEED by them so badly. I want them to make me unable to move for weeks straight, feed me nothing but Their cum & rotten flesh & kick me & beat me 24/7. I want- no, NEED them to use me as a toilet. I have destroyed 5 Zombie pigmen body pillows due to the Sheer amount of piss, shit & cum on them, and i Will do it again. i will sell all Of my personal belongings just for a change of being sexually crunched & Eaten up by a zombie Pigmen.

        Tumblr bitch: liking Minecraft makes you cringe!

          Tumblr bitch: liking Minecraft makes you cringe!
          
          Me: **growls really hard**
          
          Steve: its ok they’re just jealous babe...
          
          Me: I know Steve, I know 
          
          Herobrine: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
          
          Me: NOT NOW BRINE STEVE AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT 
          
          Herobrine: youre so boring **murders a whole village**
          
          Me: **sighs**
          
          Iron golem: **en route**
          
          Steve: **minecraft**

          Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think are gonna win tomorrow

            Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think Nestor, Cal, and Techno are gonna win tomorrow. I’ve challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4 event on 1.12... that’s gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be
            Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think Captain, Ant, and PhilzaLittlewood are gonna win MCC. Scott’s challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4... that’s gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be
            Unpopular opinion but I don't actually think philzainthelittlewood, captain sparklez, and antvenom are gonna win tomorrow. I've challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4 event... that's gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be.

            My (F18) boyfriend (M18) traded my nudes for a Minecraft anticheat bypass

              Minecraft copypasta
              Right.. So, to start off, me and my boyfriend (we'll call him Cameron) have been together for a year and half. I have always been self conscious about my looks (I'm very skinny) since I was little. Our relationship was wonderful until about 5 months ago when he started to make me feel like absolute shit by calling me names, making fun of me and how I look, talking shit behind my back to my girlfriends. For the first month this started I kept trying to talk to him and he would stop for a few days then do the same thing over again. I ended up breaking up but then got back together with him after a week. He hasn't done this again since our "breakup", and things were OK again.
              
              Now, as mentioned in the title, he makes and sells a Minecraft hack. He would randomly text me threatening me (sometimes threatening to kill me) because he's angry someone called his Minecraft client bad and starts crying on the phone because someone called him bad at it. He even It would mentally and physically drain me. One time when I was at his house he literally forced me to talk to his "Minecraft friends" about how it's not bad.
              
              Fast forward about two months, I get a message on Instagram. It's one of his friends sending an intimate video of me that Cameron secretly recorded (we were video calling.). That person sent screenshots of how he traded this video for an anti-cheat bypass...
              
              This just happened. What do I even do now? Can we still repair this?
              
              Thank you so much..