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    Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃
    🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
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    ⚡️🤯 🤖 💥 HOE MALFUNTION⚡️🤖 🤯💥
    
    💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥
    
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    Merry ❌❌❌-MAS!!!! You 🫵 little 👌 elf 🧝 Bimbo! 👧 👄 💅
    
    Whoa!!!! 🤯 Not 👎🚫 here👇to slut 💋 shame 😔 on this 🎄merry 🌲 merry ❄️ ⛄️ day…
    
    Just 🤙here to jingle 💁‍♀️ your bells (🔔🙌🔔) and put those 🤤 mistleTOES 🦶👅🦶in Santa’s 🎅 jolly open 😗mouth 👄
    
    That’s 🚫🙈not all 😎 🫳(Z)Daddy 👨Santa 🎅 has in store🍆🍆🍆 for his 🤫 naughty 😈 elf 🧝‍♀️ . He’s 🍆 CUM 💦 💦 💦 all the way⛷️ down 👇from Santaland 🏔️ to give 🫵you his ❌❌❌-TRA Large 💪💪💪 North POLE 💈💦 and 🤞 if you’re 🫵 lucky 🍀 Mrs. Clause 🤶 and rudolf 🔴✨🦌will ride 🎟️ 😤 🥵 YOUR sleigh🛷 💦💦too 😱🫣🤗
    
    What 🙋‍♀️❓about ALL the 🙏 good 😊 😇 Little 👼 thotty 💅 girls 👧 and bimbo boys 👦???? 🙋‍♀️!??? ???
    
    Well…. Santa 💪 🎅 has an extra🤪 special 💝 gift 🎁 for you 🫵… something ♨️ hot 🥵 and ready ⏲️📳
    
    ☝️Once he 🗣️cummies 💦 down your 🫵 Chimney ➡️🍑⬅️ with glee 🤪😍😆 🧑‍🎄 he’s 💨 off to your👇 room 🏡 to eat 👅 out 🫦🤫your 🤞🥛cookies 🍪 and 🍆 💥 stuff 🫦your 😓💦🧦 stockings🤤 full 🙄😵‍💫😮‍💨 , you’ll leave 🌊 a trail 💦💦💦 of 🎄🎁Christmas🍆🍆🍆 joy 🤩 wherever 🏊‍♂️ you go _____ 🚂 ✈️ 🛥️ !
    It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
    🎶Dashing🏃💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😩😫😲 all the way. Balls🍒 in buttholes🍩 ring, making 🙇spirits bright🌟💫, what fun it is to ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!!💸 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way➡, oh what ✨fun✨ it is to ride🏂〰 that big💢 fat💥 dick 🍆all day🕦 HEY👏 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle🎶clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way😝 oh what 🎉fun🎊 it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. HEY🙌 Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas cock suckers🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Mr. Claus🎅 won't cum😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!!🎄 If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty cum slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a 🎯peppermint pussy princess .🍭👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane 🍰clit🍰 licker👄👅. Have a ✨merry 👋merry✨clitmas🙏🎄and a slutty 🎉new year!🎆🎊
    Happy 😃 hoe 🤣 hoe 😋 HOElidays 🎄all you santa 🎅 SLUTS 😫🍆💦 today is ❌❌❌mas 👀👉👌 and Santa 🎅 baby 👶🏼 is CUMMING 🍆💦💦💦😍 to town 🏙 all you naughty 👿 naughty 😈 girls 👧🏿👧🏻👧🏾👧🏼 boys 👦🏿👦🏼👦🏻👦🏽 and non-binary toys 🧒🏻🧒🏽🧒🏿🧒🏼💋😦😧😲😩😃 daddy claus can trim ✂️ MY Christmas tree 🎄 and fill up ⬆️ my stocking 🧦 if you know what I mean 👀💄👄👅 oh santa pally 🎅 I’ll be your nut 🌰 cracker ⚡️ if you nut 🥜 on my chest 🤽🏽‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️ near an open fire 🔥 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sexiest 👄👅😂😂😂CHRISTMAS elves 🧝‍♀️ 😈🙌🏻 if you get 0️⃣ back 🥺🤭 you’re a vanilla 🍦 bitch 🤣🤣🤣 who will be having a silent 🤫 night 🌌 and won’t 🚫 be playing 🤹🏻‍♀️ in the white ⚪️ sticky 🍯 snow ❄️ ⛄️ this year 🤭😭😭😭🤷🏻‍♀️ if you get 3️⃣ back 😕😛 you’ll get FIVE 🖐 golden COCK rings 💍 😁😁😁 but no one to use them on 🧐😛😔😔😔 if you get 5️⃣ back 😲😲 your jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 will ROCK tonight 🥵😳😫 if you get 7️⃣ back 😎🤩🥳 you’ll be getting COAL-vid 19 this year 😔😔 sorry 😢 we can’t all 🥶😱 be winners 🏆 🚫 if you get 🔟 back 😁😁🤪😈🙀 well 👀 you didn’t hear it 👂 from me 👀 but you’ll have to invest 💰 in some extra WRAPPING paper 🍆 because you’ll be having a HOLEy 🕳 jolly Christmas 🎄 this year 😗😘🥰😍😋😜🤪 you and Daddy Santa 🎅 will be joining the mile high club ✈️ on his sleigh 🛷 this year 😉😏 maybe Mrs. Claus 🤶 will join 🚺💯 too 🥰 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 elves 🧝 🧝‍♀️ it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ run over 🏃‍♂️ grandma 👵 with a reindeer 🦌 have fun 🤩 getting that hot 🥵 hot 🔥 chocolate 🍫 🎅🏿
    🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑
    🎄🎶Dashing💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES 🐎 open legs🤸🏼‍♀️, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the wayyyy🎵 Balls 🍒in buttholes 🍩 ring, making spirits bright 🌟, what fun it is to 🐎 ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride 🎢 that big BLACK dick 🍆all day. HEY! 🎶 jingle clit, jingle clit, jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. HEY! 🎄
    
    Only ✌🏽 more weeks til Santa CUMS‼️🗓 That means it’s the 🙀 HOEfficial ✅ start of the most ❄️CUMderful❄️💦 time of the year! 🎉 Send this to 👉1⃣2️⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 DICKmas 🎄 cock suckers🍆👅 in 6️⃣9⃣ SEXonds or Santa won’t CUM😩👊💦 on you this HOEliday season!! 😭 If you get 5️⃣ back ⬅️... you’re a frosty 😋 cum slut. 💁🏾‍♀️❄️⛄️If you get 🔟 back, you’re a peppermint 🍬 pussy princess 👸🏾 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ 🔙 or more, Santa’s 🎅🏽 gonna BUTTFUCK 😱 your REAR chimney 🙀😮 ALL DICKCEMBER LONG 😵😵😵😈😈😈
    YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!!
    🎄😏 Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!🎄😏 IT’S THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! 📅 ❄️ ⛄️ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! 🎁🎄✡️ 🕎 ♥️🖤💚 SHHH! 🤫 Did u hear that? 😮👂 Somebody’s up on the rooftop! 🏠 ❄️ 🦌🦌🛷💥💥 IT’S YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL’ ST. THICCOLAS🎅⛓🥵🙀😻 and he says you’ve been XTRA naughty this year! 😈😜👅💦So he’s droppin’ down the chimney like it’s hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! 🫳🎁🔥🔥BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF UR SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝‍♀️🧝🎁 ✉️ if u get 0️⃣ back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH 🧌🫵 if u get 5️⃣ back ur back on the naughty list again next year 😈 📝 but if you get all 🔟 back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!! 🍪🥵🥧🎄
    🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE WHORE!!! 👯‍♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G H T Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cuming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint Pussy 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦
    
    Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🤳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯‍♀️🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🤤😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5️⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🪵🔥😉😏 but if u get 0️⃣ back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑
    🌲Merry FUCKmas🌲 to all my SLUTTY 🙉 little 💅 elves 👅.⭐ Congratulations ⭐ you've made Santa's NAUGHTY list 🥺😈 Make sure your COOKIE 😽 is ready for MILK🤶🌧🙀 cos Santa's 🎅 gonna slide UP your CHIMNEY 😛 Tis the season of GIVING 🎁😏 so wrap your gift right 🍆🍑 or the holiday PREGNOG 🥛 will have you feeling like the Virgin Mary 😇😩👼. SCREWge 😠😏 listened to the Ghost 👻 of Christmas Yet to CUM 👀🤝🍾 and you should too 😌. Send this to 10 HO-HO-HOES 🥵 and Little CUMMER Boys🙋🥁. Get 10 or more back and you're THE Saint DICK 💦 Get 5 back and you're a mistleHOE 🌿 Get 0 back and find out the true meaning of FISTmas🥊 when the rawdog reindeers run a sleigh on you 🦌☔😝🧻
    Hey there you raw-dogging reindeer 🦌 🦌 🍆 💦 💦 😋 you egregious elves 🧝🏼+🧝🏽‍♀️= 🏕 🔞🌚you nefarious naughty listers 👨🏻 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 📝 it’s time to pop the cherry 🍒🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ in Virgin Mary 🔑🦵🏼🔒🦵🏼 and take a hoe 💁🏽‍♀️ under the missletoe 🍃 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💦 🔞because it’s finally DICKmas!!! 🎄🎄💦💦💦 🎅🏻 So if you’re down for some foreplay in the sleigh 🛷 🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💨 👵🏻 and wanna get whimsy 😏 inside the chimney 🪵 🔥 🥵 😉 👌🏼 then stop the shopping 🛒 🛍 and give your girl a cocking 🍆 🍆 💦 🤤 in her lady stocking 🥖 💦 🧦 so that you roast 🔥 those chestnuts 🌰 🌰 🐿 💦 🥛 in her all night long 😩 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 Ever since Mary 👧 and HOEseph 👦🏻 brought that baby outta the barn 👶🏼 🍼 💦 ✝️ this whole world 🌎 has gotten freaky 👉🏻 👌🏼 ♾ 😏 and frisky 🥵 💦 🛀🏼 to satisfy their significunt others 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍆💦💦 🍑 = 🤰🏽🤤🤤Hoepfully you’ve shaved and behaved 🪒 🧼 👨🏻‍🦲 🍆 😉 , so you can take off that ugly sweater 🚫🧥 🥖 💦 ✋🏻 😳 ✋🏻 and make her drool 🤤 🤤 on a spool 🧵 of your man wool 🐑 🐑 💨 🖖🏼👁👅👁🖖🏼for the 25 days of FISTmas 👊🏼 👁👄👁👊🏼 If that option doesn’t suit her “ute” 🖐🐸 🤚👅👅👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 then fertilize another egg 🥚 🍼 💦 = 👶🏼 so you can snog 💋 on the nog 🥛 😵 ⚡️ while keeping a fist list ✊🏼 🖊 💦 📝 of all the naughty thotties 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️in Santa’s twerkshop 🍆 💦 💦 🍑 So ditch the secret Santa 🎅🏻 🎅🏻 🍆 💦 🦌 😳 and white elephant 🐘 unless you’re giving her some trunk spunk 😏 👏🏻 🦴 💦 💦 🤤 and go out in the mist 🌫 🌧💆🏻‍♀️to get put on the naughty list 🙋🏻‍♂️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️Send this to 10 slutty Santa’s helpers 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 💁🏽‍♀️ 🎄 so you can give her a rimmy 👅 🍑 in the chimney ⛺️ 🛌🔞 😏 or else, the only Candy cane getting licked 👅 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼😩 will be in the candy shop 🍭 😜 🦌 🦌 🛷 💦 💦 🎅🏻 🎄
    Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy dick sucking👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼
    MERRY ☃❄ CHRISTMAS 🇨🇽🎄 YOU 🙇 🧑‍🎄HO 😘 HO 🤶HOES‼️‼️‼️TIME ⏱TO UNWRAP 💝PRESENTS🎁 AND 🙏➕ WRAP ✋ SOME 🍭CANDY 🍬🍬 CANE 💈💦 DICK 🍆TO SLIDE 🎢👀 DOWN⬇️ YOUR 👏👨 CHIMNEY 🍑🎅🏠 ‼️‼️MAKE 👏 SURE 🔜👍 YOU STOP ❌😂 BY ✌️SANTA’S 🎅SEX 😻🍑 SHOP 🛒 ON 💌DICKMAS 🍆MORNING 🌅TO🙌🥂 🍆 PLAY 🥁⛹ WITH ➡😉 ALL 👌 YOUR 😍 FAVORITE 💯🔥 TOYS 🦴🎢 AND 🔙💰 OPEN 💰 WIDE 🧇👐 TO 💦➡ SWALLOW 💦SOME 👨 HOT 🔥 🍾EGGNOG 🍶🥛SHOTS 🔫‼️‼️SEND THIS 👅 TO 5️⃣ 😂 CHRISTMAS 🔥 HOES💃 TO 💦💦 GET 😫 A BIG ♟CURVY↪️ NORTH ☝💈 POLE IN 🔥 YOUR 👨 STOCKING 😘🎅 ‼️‼️SEND TO💋♻ 🔟 FOR 🎅 BIG 🥖💰SACK 🥜🥜 SANTA 😏TO 💦 SPILL 💦 HIS MILK 🍼😵💦 IN 🔛🔝🔜YOUR COOKIES 🍪 UNDER ⬇️THE 👌👏 TREE 🎄🎄‼️‼️SEND 🆘➡ TO 💦 1️⃣5️⃣ 👯‍♀️TO 🙊🦊 GET 💪🉐 SLEIGHED❤️‍🔥 BY 🍆🍆ALLLLL 😏😏THE 👏👉 REINDEER🦌 🦄🐖 AND 📗GO 👉 DOWN 👅IN 👇 HISTORY 📝🚫 AS 🛠 THE 🍃 TIGHTEST 🤑🥴CHRISTMAS 🎅🎄HOE 😂 🤤EVER ⏳‼️❄️ENJOY🥰 SOME SNOW ❄️ BY➡️💋THE FIRE 🧨🔥WITH AN 🌨🍧AVALANCHE❄️ OF👅 CUMMIES🍆💦☃️🧋‼️‼️‼️
    Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻right down⬇️my slutty💁‍♀️STOCKING🍑tonight🌚He knows when you’ve been slutty👯‍♀️and he knows when you’ve been horny😩💦so be 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA’S🎅🏻 little whore🍑🍆TONIGHT🌃 ITS🎄🍆DICKMAS🎄🍆all you HOT CHRISTMAS SLUTS are on the 🤬NAUGHTY LIST🤬this year. So that means 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA🎅🏻will be cumming💦🍄down⬇️your chimneys🏠His SACK💰is full of CUMMYS💦💧for all the boys💁‍♂️and girls💁‍♀️out there. Get ready to have your stockings🧦STUFFED🍆😩and your ass🍑UNWRAPPED🎁 Send this to twenty of your naughtiest😈Christmas🎄elves🧝‍♂️ Get zero0️⃣ back and you get nothing❌ but COAL🪨(up⬆️your ass🍑) get 5️⃣and you’re Santa’s🎅🏻little helper🧝‍♀️ALL NIGHT LONG🍆and it is LONG🍄. Get 🔟back and Santa🎅🏻 will sit🪑you on his lap🍆and fill your stocking🍑with his CUMMYS💦1️⃣5️⃣back and Santa🎅🏻will be delivering😩💦 a 🎁MASSIVE package🍆just for you2️⃣0️⃣back and you are the new 🧑‍🎄MRS CLAUS🧑‍🎄and you get 🎄Christmas cummies💦💧ALL YEAR ROUND🗓

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    don’t 👏🏼 fuckin 👏🏼 call 👏🏼 urself 👏🏼 festive 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 u 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 fit 👏🏼 an 👏🏼 entire 👏🏼 christmas 👏🏼 tree 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 ur 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼
    MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGGOT🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦
    
    SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦
    ‼️🎄 ATTENTION ‼️ ALL HO ‼️ 🎅🏻 HO ‼️🎅🏻 HOES ‼️🎅🏻🎄☃ it is 👉 finally 👉📅 🍆 DICKcember ☃🎁🍆💦 and you 🤔 know ⁉️🎄️🤔 what that ❄️ means ⁉️🤔☃ 🕗 time 🕠 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻 2️⃣ come 💦💦 ⬇️ down ⬇️ your chimney 🏠 and unload 🚚 his 🎅🏻 sack 🛍😳 of goodies 🎅🏻🍆💦💦 on 🔛 you 😳😏 get ready 🙋 2️⃣ 👂 listen👂👂 to 2️⃣ xmas🎄carols🎄☃🗣 guzzle some 🍳 egg 🍳 nog 💦💦👄 and get 👏 your 👏 stocking 👏 stuffed 🍆🍑☃🎅🏻 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣4️⃣th 🙅 don't 🙅 forget 😰 to 🍁 leave 🍁 your 🍆💦💦 milk 💦🍼 and 🍪 cookies 🍪 out 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻🎄☃🎄🎁 😜 🅱 cuz 😜 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣5️⃣th 🍆🎄☃🎅🏻 every1️⃣ will wake 😴 ⬆️ up ⬆️ 2️⃣ find 🕵 all the 💦 goodies 💦 Santa 🎅🏻 has ⬅️ left ⬅️ for 4️⃣ them 🎁🎁🎁 send 📩 this 2️⃣ ten 🔟 of 🎅🏻 santa's 🎅🏻 ☠ baddest ☠ bitches 🙋 or you 🚫 won't 🚫❌😟 get your 🛎 bells 🛎🛎 jingled 🛎 this year 😩 get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you're a 👙 slutty 💋💄 elf 🙇🏻 get 👉🔟👈 back 🔙 and you'll 🎄🎅🏻 get to 😚 suck 😚😊 all 🌚 night 🌚 on that ol' 🎅🏻 saint 🎅🏻 DICK 🎅🏻🍆💦💦☃🎄🎁🎄
    It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
    Merry Fuckin Christmas ‼️❤️‍🔥🎄🎁 to all the naughty hoe hoe hoes ‼️☝️😈 and filthy animals 🦌🐑🐇🐻‍❄️💦 now that it’s finally DICKmASS ‼️🍆 and ur toasty in bed ♨️🛌 jolly ole St. Dickolas ❤️‍🔥🎅 needs u to jingle his balls 👋🎊 ride his sleigh ❄️🛷 lick his candy cane 😋 ask for cumberry sauce 🫗 and drink up allllll that egg nog 👅🍳🥛💦💦 for the rest of Dickcember 💙🦌💚 he knows when you’ve been sleeping 💤 around 💞😏 he knows that you got cake 🍰🍑 so let him eat your cookie 🍪 join his twerkshop 💃👉👌👉👌 kiss under the bushes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌳 of his mistle-side-hoes 👩‍❤️‍👩☘️ and 8 🎱 maids 🐄💃💃🏽💃🏼💃🏿💃🏻💃🏾💃🏻💃🏽a milking 🍼 his North Pole 🍆💦 and after ole Tits Kringle 🌛🎅🏿 cums in their dirty chimneys 🌚🏡 he’ll land on your booftop 🍑 and fill ur stockings 🧦 with whips 🪄 & chains ⛓️ and put you 🫵 at the 🔝 TOP 🔝 of his 🤬NAUGHTY list🤬 cause the Yule log 🪵 gonna need to roast some chestnuts 🌰🌰🔥🔥🔥 this year 🗓️👿 and only the freakiest 👿 elves 🧝🏼‍♀️💯🧝‍♂️💯🧝 can ride 🛷🌟🤠 can u satisfy little cummer boi? 🧐🥁💦💦 get in the FISTmas spirit! ✊🎅🏽 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds 🕕🕘 send this invite 💌💦 to Santa’s candy shop 🍬🍡🍭🍫 💎🍆👭👬👭💒‼️ if u get 🔟 back u got a plump partridge 🐧 and a juicy pear tree 🌳🍐🍐🍐☔️ if u get 5️⃣ back ur Santa’s sluttiest little helper 🛍️🎄🥹👉👈 & if u get 0️⃣ back he’s gonna put you on the fucking🖕NICE list🖕 where all Yule get is nice guys 🙅🏼‍♀️😝 and a lump of coal in your butthole 🌚🕳️🖤 bah humcunt!
    HOE HOE HOE ‼️😜😜 ITS THAT TIME 🕝⌛️ oF yEAR AGAIN‼️ 📅🗓📌 💯 OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦ST. NICK™ is CUMMING 👀💦💦👅🍆😜😜 TO TOWWWNN ‼️🎅🎅🏡 BUT WAIT! 🙇😯 SaTAn Clause has been WATCHIN YOU‼️👀👀 hes been takin NOTES 🕵📝📝🔭 👀😎he KNOWS if you’ve been NAUGHTY 👿👺or NICE 😇☀️👼if you’ve been GOOD for GOODNESS’ SAKE 😇😌❤️💙😘 Daddy Nicholas will slide down into your CHIMNEY 🍆🍑😏 aND eat up 🍴😋your COO(ch)KIES nd MILK 🍪🍼👀😜👅💦💦😩👏👏😏 IF YOUVE BEEN NAUGHTY 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO CHRISTMAS CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of Santa’s lil ELF TWINKS 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you’ll get Daddy Nicholas’ SUPER FESTIVE🎉🎁 THICC DICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩
    Hey there you pewbic preachers 🥵 🤲 🤤 🙏 ⛪️ 👅 you cross bearing cocksuckers ✝️ 🥴 ✊🏻 🍆 💦 💦 ⛪️ you kinky clergymen 🤵🏻+ 👩🏽 = ✝️💦 🛌 😏 it’s time to get nailed 🔨 💨 😩 🥵 railed 👨🏻+ 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 = 🚂 😓 and impaled 👉🏻 👌🏻 😉 ♾️ like the hoely spirit 👻 & 💁🏻‍♀️ + 💁🏻‍♀️ = ✂️ 🍑 😋 this year 📅 because it’s Cocktic Christmas 🎅🏾 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 🤶🏼 🦌 🦌 🎄 🌲 🧝 So if you’re down to copt a feel 👋🏻 🍑 & 🍒 👁️🫦👁️during cuntfession 🦵🏻♦️🦵🏻 🖐️ 🐸 🖐️👅👅👅 🦵🏻🪰🦵🏻 then seek those naughty nuns 👩🏽 💁🏻‍♀️ ✂️ 🚿 🥵 that’ll repent 🙏 and bent 👋🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻all down the chimney 🪵 🌲 💨 🔥 🤤 It’s been a cold 🥶 🧊 and wet 💦 🌊 winter ❄️ so far, but as the floods ⛰️ 🌊 ☠️ come, it’s time to embark 🤠 👋🏻 🍑 on the ark 🛶 💦 😈 and ride 🐎 that wooden winter splinter 🎅🏾 🌲 💨 😮‍💨😮‍💨all queefinox long 🌞 🌚 🌝 = 🛌🔞🔞 🤫 Hoepefully you can leave a nudge smudge 🥕 🍒 💦 👄 before heavenly daddy 👨🏻 🥵 judge thee to seven minutes ⌛️ in hoely heaven. 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ 🏝️ 😌 Don’t forget to dickorate 🍆 🫦 😏 the tree 🌲 🪵 🐿️ 🥜 🍼 💦 🥛 so that you can savor that sweet spruce juice 🪵 🥛 🤤 until you get to scratch an itch from Ms. Claws 😜 👅 🦵🏻 🦞 🦵🏻 🌚Send this to 10 pussyhound priests ✝️ 👦🏻 👨🏻 👉🏻 👌🏻 ⛪️🔞🔞to get your crucifix baptized✝️🍼💦💦🤤Or else, the only thing nailed 🔨 🥊 🦵🏻 🐠 🦵🏻 🤢 will have been from 2023 years ago 👼 ☁️ ☀️ ✝️🧖🏻‍♂️
    Merry 🎊 thiccmas 🍑🤤 u frosty ❄️ thots! As u anticipate 😛 santa 🎅 cumming 😩💦 down your chimney😏 u better be thinkin 🤔☁️☁️about Tiny Tim 👪and his not-so-tiny crutch 🙈🍆🍆🍆 who ain't gettin those cripple ♿️ cummies 💦☔️ this HOEliday 🎁 season. Don't be a Thiccmas Screwge 🤢😡🔩 and share this message to some naughty 😵👮🏻 elves who need some black 🖤🖤rocks 🌰 in their stocking😘🎅🏻. Get 5 back and you'll get your stocking stuffed🌯. Get 10 back and you're gonna get something good 🙆🏼 under your Christmas bush 🌲🌲🌲🎁. Get 20 back and you're a Santa Clit 👅👄 licker!
    Alright 👊🏻 you 👈🏻 Christmas 🎄 cats 🐈 when Santa 🎅🏻 slides ⛷down 👇🏻your 👆🏻chimney 🏠 this Xmas🎄 make sure 🌚 you 👈🏻 spread 👐🏻 them 🍑 xttrrraaa THICCC Christmas 🙌🏻 hams 🐖 🍑 wide 👐🏻 because Santa’s🎅🏻 here 👏🏻 to stuff 😯 you’re 👊🏻 stocking 🔑😍with his 🍆 chestnuts 🥜 so open 👅 wide and receive 👉🏻 Santa’s 🎅🏻 reindeer 🦌 you 🍻ho 😉ho 😻ho 💦
    'Twas the 🌜night🌜 before 🎄❄Christmas🎄❄, when all through the 🏡house🏡
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a 🐭mouse🐭;
    The 👢stockings👢 were hung by the 🔥chimney🔥 with care,
    In hopes that 🎄🎅St. Nicholas🎅🎄 soon⏰👀 would be there;
    The 💤☺children💤☺ were nestled all 👌snug in their 😴beds;
    While visions of sugar-plums🍬🍭🍑 danced in their heads💤;
    And 👵mamma👵 in her 'kerchief, and 👴I👴 in my cap,
    Had just settled our brains😴😴 for a long winter's 💤nap💤,
    When out on the lawn🏡 there arose such a clatter😡👂,
    I👴 sprang from my bed to see what😡😡😡 was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew🏃🏃 like a flash🏃🏃,
    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
    The 🌜🌛moon🌜🌛 on the breast👍😏😉 of the new-fallen ⛄❄snow⛄❄,
    Gave a lustre of midday⏰👀🌞 to objects below⬇,
    When what😮 to my wondering eyes👀 did appear‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️,
    But a miniature sleigh🚗 and eight tiny rein-deer🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕,
    With a 👴little👴 old👴 driver so lively🎅 and quick,
    He slid down the chimney and screamed📢 "I'M PICKLE RICK"🍆🍆🍆
    Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 cumming💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 this 🎄Christmas ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 if u want to get NAUGHTY🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2018❗ with a BANG 😩💦💥
    🎅 H⭕️E H⭕️E H⭕️E 🎅 TIS THE SEASONS ❄️☃️ FOR ALL THE GOOD 😇 LITTLE SLUTS 😈💦 TO GET THEIR 🍆👅💦 PERVERTED 🍑🍆💦 HOLIDAY 🎁 🎁 PRESENTS 🎁🎁 THIS YEAR 🗓 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR MOST 🤶 HOE-LLY 🤶 JOLLY WHORES 😜🍆 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND THE ONLY THING IN YOUR 🧦 STOCKING 🧦 IS A 🔒😭🔒 CHASTITY CAGE 🔒😭🔒 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE A MURRY 😻 COCKMAS 👅💦 GIVING HOE-LIDAY 💃 HEAD 👅🍆💦 TO YOUR FURRY 💄🦊🐺 REINDEER 🦌🦌🦌 DADDY 😋🍆💦 GET ALL 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND 🎅 DADDY CHRISTMAS 🎅 WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER 👉👌 YOU THE CONTENTS 💦💦 OF HIS 🍒 LARGE SACK 🍒 DIRECTLY FROM HIS ❗️🍆❗️ NORTH POLE ❗️🍆❗️ 
    HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS‼️🎅❄️ ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS‼️🎄 Don't worry, there is still time to make it on the 😈👿 NAUGHTY👿😈 list this year 😉😉 Warm up on the 1️⃣2️⃣ COCKS🍆🎄 of ⛄CHRISTMAS🌨️ cause when 🎅💦SANTA CUMS💦🎅 the whole sleigh team is taking a turn 😍😉 I hope you're ready for Rudolph's 🦌🍆💦THROBBING RED STUD🦌🍆💦 cause he's been saving this 🤤🤤LOAD🤤🤤 all 📅YEAR⏲️LONG📏Once all your 🕳️🤤💦HOLES💦🤤🕳️are full of Christmas 🍦🦌🎅CREAM🎅🦌🍦and you've successfully 🏁FINISHED🏅the whole 🎅🦌TEAM🦌🎅 send this to your 2️⃣0️⃣ favorite Christmas 🦌🎄⛄HOE HOE HOES⛄🎄🦌. if you get 0️⃣ back, 🎅SANTA🎅 is gonna 🤤STUFF😍 your 🐈PUSSY🙀 full with 🚂COAL⛰️. 5️⃣, and you can 👅LICK😋 the milk and cookies 🥛🍪 from 🎅SANTA'S ASS🍑. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, 💦CUM💦 will be your 🎅🎄 CHRISTMAS SNACK🍩🥛. 1️⃣5️⃣, the team might 🚥 STOP 🛑 by for round 2️⃣💦 on the way 🎅💦HOME🦌⛄😏. 2️⃣0️⃣, and you get a 🍆💦DICK🍆💦 as 📏LONG AND THICK📐 as the 💈📍NORTH POLE💈📍 to fill up your 👇🍑SOUTH HOLE⚫💦❗‼️❗MERRY CHRISTMAS COCKSUCKERS 🍆💦🍑🎅😏👅

    Dickmas is finally here!

      Hey there you raw-dogging reindeer 🦌 🦌 🍆 💦 💦 😋 you egregious elves 🧝🏼+🧝🏽‍♀️= 🏕 🔞🌚you nefarious naughty listers 👨🏻 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 📝 it’s time to pop the cherry 🍒🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ in Virgin Mary 🔑🦵🏼🔒🦵🏼 and take a hoe 💁🏽‍♀️ under the missletoe 🍃 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💦 🔞because it’s finally DICKmas!!! 🎄🎄💦💦💦 🎅🏻 So if you’re down for some foreplay in the sleigh 🛷 🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💨 👵🏻 and wanna get whimsy 😏 inside the chimney 🪵 🔥 🥵 😉 👌🏼 then stop the shopping 🛒 🛍 and give your girl a cocking 🍆 🍆 💦 🤤 in her lady stocking 🥖 💦 🧦 so that you roast 🔥 those chestnuts 🌰 🌰 🐿 💦 🥛 in her all night long 😩 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 Ever since Mary 👧 and HOEseph 👦🏻 brought that baby outta the barn 👶🏼 🍼 💦 ✝️ this whole world 🌎 has gotten freaky 👉🏻 👌🏼 ♾ 😏 and frisky 🥵 💦 🛀🏼 to satisfy their significunt others 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍆💦💦 🍑 = 🤰🏽🤤🤤Hoepfully you’ve shaved and behaved 🪒 🧼 👨🏻‍🦲 🍆 😉 , so you can take off that ugly sweater 🚫🧥 🥖 💦 ✋🏻 😳 ✋🏻 and make her drool 🤤 🤤 on a spool 🧵 of your man wool 🐑 🐑 💨 🖖🏼👁👅👁🖖🏼for the 25 days of FISTmas 👊🏼 👁👄👁👊🏼 If that option doesn’t suit her “ute” 🖐🐸 🤚👅👅👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 then fertilize another egg 🥚 🍼 💦 = 👶🏼 so you can snog 💋 on the nog 🥛 😵 ⚡️ while keeping a fist list ✊🏼 🖊 💦 📝 of all the naughty thotties 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️in Santa’s twerkshop 🍆 💦 💦 🍑 So ditch the secret Santa 🎅🏻 🎅🏻 🍆 💦 🦌 😳 and white elephant 🐘 unless you’re giving her some trunk spunk 😏 👏🏻 🦴 💦 💦 🤤 and go out in the mist 🌫 🌧💆🏻‍♀️to get put on the naughty list 🙋🏻‍♂️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️Send this to 10 slutty Santa’s helpers 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 💁🏽‍♀️ 🎄 so you can give her a rimmy 👅 🍑 in the chimney ⛺️ 🛌🔞 😏 or else, the only Candy cane getting licked 👅 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼😩 will be in the candy shop 🍭 😜 🦌 🦌 🛷 💦 💦 🎅🏻 🎄

      🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!!

        Every Christmas copypasta

        🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼