Wassup world! Yeah you. I'm Travis Scott and this is my McDonald's order, follow me. Here's my Quarter Pounder® with lettuce, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard and bacon (Yeah!). Here's my fries, sometimes I do this! Then I dip them into barbeque sauce. Oh yeah, and my Sprite®! (It's lit!). Same order since back in Houston, and you can try it too. Gotta go. The Travis Scott Meal, just $6. Say Cactus Jack sent you.
I have a theory about the Travis Scott burger. I think it’s a sham. It’s all a multi million dollar misinformation campaign. McDonalds has been hurting for a new supply of beef due to the Covid 19 pandemic. With all of the meat processing plant closures, they had to look elsewhere to get their precious beef for the ever so hungry American. They needed a new supplier. This has to be nobody other than Travis Scott. You see, since marrying Kylie Jenner, he had access to all of her cosmetic company’s animal testing plants. It was easy for Travis to get ahold of meat... it was too easy. Travis knew McDonalds was desperate for new meat, so he struck while the iron was hot. Through a swift negotiation, he had the multi billion dollars corporation by the balls, the sweet sweet balls. Travis agreed to supply them with the meat, only he lead them to believe it was coming from cows when in reality he was harvesting the animals from the animal cosmetic testing lab. In exchange, he got his name on the McDonalds menu. All for what? Now you may be wondering how I came across this info. And you may be wondering who sent you this information. It was Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack sent this info.
