McDonald BTS Meal - CopypastaText

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don’t stan them.

BTS is a korean pop band, it has a meal because McDonalds is "cool" and "hip", a stan is someone who obsesses over a person or group of people.

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay

MCDONALD’S BTS MEAL

BTS also known as the Bangtan Boys, is a seven-member South Korean boy band that recently collaborated with McD to launch The BTS Meal. — BTS Meal

So I was listening to my favorite boy band called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room plastered with BTS poster.

Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created.

I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army".

bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande