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I don’t know why, but when you play Captain America, it feels like you’re actually in the game as him.

    I don’t know why, but when you play Captain America, it feels like you’re actually in the game as him. You don’t “play” as the Captain, it becomes your lifestyle, a full time career with no breaks.
    
    It feels like you instantly become the most dedicated player in the lobby. It isn’t about the ranks, battle passes, and cosmetics at all, it’s about the message.
    
    Each shield toss isn’t just a move, it’s an oath! Every block, is a stand for morality! Every charge signifies an unyielding dedication to truth, freedom, and pure justice… of punching your enemy supports in the face nonstop!
    
    When there’s a Captain on the enemy team (and a good one at that) forget about getting healed, because we have one mission: To harass the enemy supports at all costs! You might be spamming your ping for heals all game, but your supports are too busy getting abused by the walking embodiment of freedom and justice!
    
    Last but not least: The grind. Captain America mains work very hard for their kills. Every elimination involves calculated effort, determination, and sheer willpower of American determination. Which is why the community came up with what is called “Capflation.” A special economic system where every stat is tripled in numbers, so if you go 11-2 with the Captain, that’s 33-2, since their elimination required more sweat and patriotism more than everyone in the lobby.
    
    TL;DR: At the end of the day, this is what makes Captain America mains the most dedicated players in Marvel Rivals! This isn’t just a “character/hero” to us. It’s a lifestyle! (Glaze over)

    I just watched your videos and I can say with 100% certainty that you are using an aim assist software.

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      inrivals

      A mod of r/rivals accused someone else of cheating after seeing his Punisher gameplay. He said he was 100% sure and locked the post and the comment. The comment then became a meme and is used as a joke whenever someone posts a gameplay clip.

      I just watched your videos and I can say with 100% certainty that you are using an aim assist software.
      
      Keep it off this subreddit. If I see it again you'll be banned.
      
      I'm not going to delete this post because I find it funny you think you can convince us you're legit 

      Listen here fucker. I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11

        Galactus or Galacta copypasta

        It came from a 4chan reply where the Original Poster (OP) was responding to someone asking him why he was never been this horny for Galactus before. The thread was initially about buffs and nerfs for a new season of Marvel Rivals and can be found here with an image of the meme here.

        Listen here fucker.
        I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
        There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
        Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
        Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
        Marvel Rival Galacta copypasta