Mario copypasta

The good ‘ol days Mario64

This is exactly what happened to me on this very level for my 120th star in 1997. I convinced my parents to throw a party after church on a Sunday evening. A bunch of my friends and their parents were over that night, I saved the last star to achieve the 120 in front of everyone.... well I fell right after I hit 100 coins and the star appeared. As a 10 year old child, this was devastating! I remember running to my room in shame. My mom came in a few minutes later and told me to not give up and that everyone is rooting for you (which they were just all adults enjoying time together, most didn't really care, but my friends did lol). I went down there and on the next attempt I got the 100 coins, the star and completed Mario 64 with 120 stars and everyone was excited to meet Yoshi at the top of the castle. This memory will never leave my mind. The good 'ol days.

Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

Dude, Rosalina is one of the deepest characters in Mario

Dude, Rosalina is one of the deepest characters in Mario, she was orphaned at a young age, got lost in space where she became the emotionally closed off mother figure to the lumas and a gaurdian of the universe and eventually met Mario where she finally let herself live a semi-normal life having fun with Mario and his friends, if that's "cringe, bland and boring" to you, you either are taking an overly serface level look at the character or are just making up a reason to hate her or something.

Mario Day

Hey 😜🏻 MARIOOOOOOOOS Today is 😩🈁 Mario 👺 Day 🕞📆 in 👏 honor of 🅱 the CUMMING man that 👉 saved princess ❤ Peach 🍑 from 👈 the DICKlaria Bowser was 👏🅰 about 💦 to 💰💦 put 😏 her 👩👌 in 📥 Last month 💸 was Luigi day to honor the KINKY 😘 guy 🏼🌈 that ✔ tries 😤😤 to 💦🎼 SLIDE into 👉👏 peach 🍑🍑 but 🍑👏 can 🤖 only ☝ PEACH onto her 👧 Now you 🌠 know what 👏❓ days to get 🍌🤣 freaky 🙈🙈 with 😶 princess 👱👀 peach Get 🉐🉐 back? ⬅🔙 or 💁 else you 😫 a ⬇😍 red 💯 shell 🐚🐚 Send 📩📩 this 👮👈 to 🐵 other MARIO 👺👺 LOVERs back ❔🔙 if 👀 you love 😍 mario

Mama-Mia 🪠‼️ Today 😔 📆 is MARIO 🍄 day 🌞 🥵👨🏼‍🦰Today ☀️ we 💏🏼 honor our favorite 🥰 💕 PIPE INSPECTOR 🫡 Mario 🍄 and all his 🦶🏻💦🍆 aCUMplishments. He’ll GO DOWN 📉 your ⚠️ FLAG POLE💈💈with his 🍄 Mushroom 🍄 Head COCK 🐓 🍆💀 he’s 😜👨 excellent with a HOT 🔥 PEACH 🔥🍑 and knows 🤔 how 😀 to turn your flower 🌸 on fire 🔥 Feeling 😌 kinky? 😫⛓️Mario and his STUD 👨🏻brother Luigi 👬 will 🍌👏 DOUBLE ➿ DASH 💨 🏎️🏎️ in your PUSSY 🐱 faster than you 👈🏼 can say 😎 THE PRINCESS 👑 IS IN ANOTHER 🔄 CASTLE 🏯 🏰 DOM DADDY 😍 MARIO will treat 😋 you like a good toad stool too. It’ll be 💌💕🤭 a MARIO 🍄 PARTY when his 😐 CUMIES fill your TURTLE SHELL 🐚🐚 HOLES. Send this to all your 👉 KOOPA TROOPA SLUTS!! 😜🦫 Get 19❗ back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ and your 👩 certified property of the MARIO BROS. If not 🔕 you’ll 👀 be 👎 stuck 🧍💆‍♂️ playing 🤸 doubles with WALUIGI’S MICRO PENIS 🎄

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Dear Pesky Plumbers

Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi? I hope she made lots of spaghetti! Luigi, look! It's from Bowser..

"Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"

We gotta find the princess! And you gotta help us!

If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.