Mario Party DS – Piracy is No Party
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Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man
Originated from the “Mario essay” meme video where the word ‘perchance’ was used extensively.
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, PerchanceThe good ‘ol days Mario64
This is exactly what happened to me on this very level for my 120th star in 1997. I convinced my parents to throw a party after church on a Sunday evening. A bunch of my friends and their parents were over that night, I saved the last star to achieve the 120 in front of everyone.... well I fell right after I hit 100 coins and the star appeared. As a 10 year old child, this was devastating! I remember running to my room in shame. My mom came in a few minutes later and told me to not give up and that everyone is rooting for you (which they were just all adults enjoying time together, most didn't really care, but my friends did lol). I went down there and on the next attempt I got the 100 coins, the star and completed Mario 64 with 120 stars and everyone was excited to meet Yoshi at the top of the castle. This memory will never leave my mind. The good 'ol days.Dude, Rosalina is one of the deepest characters in Mario
Dude, Rosalina is one of the deepest characters in Mario, she was orphaned at a young age, got lost in space where she became the emotionally closed off mother figure to the lumas and a gaurdian of the universe and eventually met Mario where she finally let herself live a semi-normal life having fun with Mario and his friends, if that's "cringe, bland and boring" to you, you either are taking an overly serface level look at the character or are just making up a reason to hate her or something.Mario Day
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