Mario copypasta

You are playing Mario Kart World.

Wake up babe, new Mario Kart World copypasta just dropped by u/SuperPapernick.

You are playing Mario Kart World.

The race was hard fought, but you made it to first place in the final lap. The race is almost over and your lead is commanding. You see a blue shell approaching, but you are not worried. "I have a Super Horn, I'm safe" you think to yourself as you watch a ghost rip it from your hands and laugh in your face. The finish line is in sight. You get hit by the blue shell. Followed by a red shell. And another red shell. And another red shell. You finish 15th.

You are playing Mario Kart World.

Finally, after 11 attempts trying to 3-star Heart Rally at 150 cc, you maintained a lead through the whole race, at every checkpoint. It is the final lap. You drove like a pro using Bowser, the fastest character in the game, driving the fastest car available with 20 coins. All your drift and jump boosts were optimal, your racing line immaculate. You took every shortcut. You can see the finish line approaching. "Finally, my practice, perseverance and skilled driving payed off" you think to yourself as you helplessly watch a tiny AI controlled baby, driving a motorized boom box, overtake you on the final straight despite the stat discrepancy and your top speed. You'll have to try again, you think, as you hold in a scream of frustration.

You are playing Mario Kart World.

The race begins, you intentionally do not boost-start. You purposely hang back in 24th place, rerolling items until you get a golden mushroom and a bullet bill. You don't touch the R-button once, don't drift, pull off no tricks and drive like a 3-year old who has never played Mario Kart. You stay in the back of the race deliberately. During the second half of the final lap, you finally unload your items and effortlessly cut through the competition. You finish in first place seconds ahead of the runner up. They stood no chance. You smile a fake smile and tell yourself "I really fought hard for that win, what an accomplishmant it was! A true test of skill!"

You just played Mario Kart World.

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them.

Mario Party DS – Piracy is No Party

PIRACY IS NO PARTY!

It is a serious crime to pirate videogames! Please power off the system and report this Stolen software immediately!

For information please visit https://ap.nintendo.com/

Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man

Originated from the “Mario essay” meme video where the word ‘perchance’ was used extensively.

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

The good ‘ol days Mario64

This is exactly what happened to me on this very level for my 120th star in 1997. I convinced my parents to throw a party after church on a Sunday evening. A bunch of my friends and their parents were over that night, I saved the last star to achieve the 120 in front of everyone.... well I fell right after I hit 100 coins and the star appeared. As a 10 year old child, this was devastating! I remember running to my room in shame. My mom came in a few minutes later and told me to not give up and that everyone is rooting for you (which they were just all adults enjoying time together, most didn't really care, but my friends did lol). I went down there and on the next attempt I got the 100 coins, the star and completed Mario 64 with 120 stars and everyone was excited to meet Yoshi at the top of the castle. This memory will never leave my mind. The good 'ol days.

Dude, Rosalina is one of the deepest characters in Mario

Dude, Rosalina is one of the deepest characters in Mario, she was orphaned at a young age, got lost in space where she became the emotionally closed off mother figure to the lumas and a gaurdian of the universe and eventually met Mario where she finally let herself live a semi-normal life having fun with Mario and his friends, if that's "cringe, bland and boring" to you, you either are taking an overly serface level look at the character or are just making up a reason to hate her or something.