Batman, I -I
I caught uh-
I caught a little Pokemon
Do you wanna know
What Pokemon i caught?
What Pokemon do you caught, Joker?
I caught a Lopunny, Batman
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!
Wanna hear something? Lopunny would be really good to fuck. Lopunny not only has the same build as a human but has the genetics of a bunny which make it impossible to reproduce with meaning you my friend, can go ham as long as it is fine with it. Not only that but it has many useful sexual moves like “Sweet Kiss” or “Charm” however it can also use recover to come back to bed in an instant. Lopunny may have the ability “Cute Charm” which would make fucking it even better. The downsides to this are that you cannot be too rough as Lopunny has sensitive ears and that it has powerful kicks, so watch out! Not only does Lopunny have these moves and genetics but can be mega-evolved. This will increase the defense making it last longer. It also has less sensitive ears which mean you can go a bit more rough! Bunnies in our world also fuck like crazy meaning Lopunny would be horny a lot of the time! Overall Lopunny is an amazing Pokèmon!
I never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with a lopunny. That perfect, curvy body. Those round, fluffy breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect 6 IV offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Gamefreak create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 898 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.