Loli Ui! Ui! Ui! Uiiiiiiiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Ahhhhh... aa... a, aahhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Loli Ui Ui Uiiiaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ahh sniff sniff! Sniff sniff! Fuu...haa...fuu...haa! Fuu...haa...fuu...haa! You smell so good...sniff sniff Nhaah! I wanna sniff sniff loli Shigure Ui-tan's short blond hair! Sniff sniff! Aaaa!! Wait, no! I wanna fluffy fluffy you! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy your hair! Scratchy scratchy fluffy-fluffy!...hug hug hugggs!! Ui-tan was cuuuutteeee! AaaAA!...AAA...AhAaAAAA!FaaAAAnnn!! I'm so glad you were born loli Ui-tan! AaAAAAA! Cute! Ui-tan! Cute! AhAAAA! You're cute when you're embarrassed...Noo00000!!! NyaaAAAAAAAN! GyaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GahhhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA! Illustrations are not real! Oh wait...but the virtual world is also...U i l s N o t R e a l? NyaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! UwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA! GetchaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA!!! Noooooooo! HaaaaaaaaaaaAA AAAAAN! aaaaaaaaa!!!!!AAA...AhAǝAAAA!! Dammit! Fuck! I give up! I give up on the real...world...eh?! She's...? Ui-chan is looking at me through the stream? Ui-chan is looking at me through the monitor! Ui-chan is LOOKING at me! Loli Ui-chan is looking at me!! The Ui-chan on the screen is TALKING to me!!! Thank god...This world is not as bad as I thought! Yahhoooooooooooooo!!! Ui-chan is with me! I did it, Kenmochi!! I'm fine on my own!!!! Ah, loli Ui-chaaäääääääääääääaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaNnnn!!! AaaaaaaaNnnn!!! Noooooooo00000000000000000!!!! AhAnAAhAAnaAaaA!!!! AaAAaaaAAaaaa! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! UUUuuUUU!!! May my feelings reach Ui!! May my feelings reach loli Ui!
Mmm... Petite women... Now who does that remind me of? I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I.. I-I cannot! I promised myself that I shall not utter that name! N-n-n-n... NaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!
It's.. 💢 It's.. 💢 Going to FUCKING curse me! 💢
OISHII OISHII~ 😋
I'm going to... OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH... These b-br-brat-bratty petite and sly women... They're t-t-teasing m-m-me.. I cannot even count on two hands how many times these p-p-p-p... petite women have been devouring my libido!
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH I will not stand for this injustice! Guhehehehe~ I shall use the seggs tech notes I have gathered through countless journeys to deliver the u-ultimate c-c-c-correction! 💢
Lolicons are pedophiles. Nobody ever says “drawings have human rights”. Find one person on the planet who thinks that, dipshit. Forming your sexuality around naked anime toddlers is bizarre, abnormal freak behaviour. You will be relentlessly mocked and there is nothing you can do about it. Constantly consuming and promoting pornography with pedophilic themes is a recognised red flag that an individual may be at high risk for potentially abusing real children. If that statement makes you feel cognitive dissonance, you have adjustment disorder and need to seek professional help before you seriously hurt someone. You are a pedophile. Loli is inherently pedophilic, everyone knows the difference between real and fictional children and news flash: wanting to rape a fictional child is still weird. “Lolis are nothing like real, actual children”. Why do they have the same proportions and behaviours of a real child then? Dumbass. Stop trying to convince people that you are normal, because you will never be seen as normal. You are a hyper-sexual freak of nature. Go quarantine yourself in a shitty imageboard with other monsters like you so normal members of society don’t have to be constantly reminded that you exist. You will never be loved.
So the other day, me and my homie were out and about, just vibin' and chattin', when I suddenly got hit with a stroke of genius. I was like, "Bro, I dare you to moan like a loli in these public bathrooms for 20 dollars." (NO HOMO)
Now, my friend was like, "Bruh, what kinda wild shit are you on? You think I'm a bitch, huh? Ain't nobody tryna hear me hollerin' like an anime girl in here." But I was like, "Nah, you ain't a bitch but you're close enough."
So we head into the bathrooms, and I start spinnin' this elaborate tale about "hentai basics"
My friend was skeptical at first, but I kept ratcheting up the tension and adding all these extra details about how lolis were known as sluts for saying uwu and those kinds of shit...
Next thing you know, my boy is sweating bullets, eyes wide as saucers, and I can tell he's about to lose it.
I hit him with the classic, "what's wrong, are you scared? You ain't gotta do it if you don't want to," but he wasn't backing down.
He takes a deep breath, looks himself dead in the mirror of the boys' bathroom and lets out the most ear-piercing, high pitched moans you could ever imagine.
People start banging on the doors, laughing while others are shouting... security's called, chaos is everywhere.
And me? I'm just standing outside the bathroom door, laughing my ass off and filming the whole thing for my cringe collection.
My friend comes stumbling out a few minutes later, looking like he just survived a near-death experience, and I'm like, "Bro, you just made my day. That shit was hilarious, take your 20 dollars."
Needless to say, we got the fuck outta there real quick before anyone could figure out what the heck was going on.
But man, I'll never forget the look on my friend's face when he let out those loli moans. It's such a classic.
You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon.
You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you.
You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
I am so tired of having to selectively pick the anime i watch, for fear of being exposed to some stupid fucking teenage girl being sexualized to HELL.
Why is it so fucking common, every little dirty degenerate out there just says "ohhhh because they're cute and innocent and i am a dirty pig who wants to corrupt!!!!" But they know deep down that's not the fucking answer, deep down they know something is wrong with their mushed up brain, but they never acknowledge it. I am so so tired of it. I am so so tired of liking anime. I am so so tired of otaku culture, even though i am not a part of it, and refuse to get near it in fear of running in the same circles as a disgusting pedophile.
I wish for the day that people finally acknowledge it sucks and just stop. I don't know what to do about my blunder.
You might think this is a stupid thing to fixate on and i know it is, but these are the kind of people who can ruin others too, for no reason other than for their pleasure. Ive seen sick fucks use their shitty kiddie porn to try to groom real children. Ive seen how unhinged these fuckers can be, and the fact it sticks with me pisses me off, the fact these people exist pisses me off, and i wish for every single one of these people, who willingly sexualize kids and act as if its ok, to drop dead.
