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Shyvana’s vagina

    Shyvana's from LoL copypasta

    The infamous Shyvana’s copypasta first appeared from an anonymous comment under her NSFW art early 2013. It was later expanded and used as a comment in a popular League AMA which brought it into mainstream popularity.

    Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor). She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices...
    
    In addition, Shyvana's vagina may even be larger than those of human women, or at the very least anatomically different. The vaginal walls of human women only contract significantly during sex if experiencing orgasm. Due to her half-dragon nature, Shyvana may resemble some member of the known animal kingdom in that her physical control over her vaginas muscles is much greater. It would not be unreasonable to suggest that Shyvana could flex and contract the muscles in her vaginal walls to masturbate and in effect "milk" a penis for all it's worth. Her cervix may even be penetrable with little to no pain experienced, a sort of inverse "knot", a way to ensure that not one drop of her mate's semen will escape her.
    The thing about Shyvanna is...
    
    Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right.
    
    Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor).
    
    She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices. 

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    "Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor). She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift.But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices..."

    Faker

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      Faker is a professional League of Legends (LoL) player for T1 and is arguably the most popular esports player to date due to his achievements and legacy.

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        Ambessa👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦

          Parody of the K’sante copypasta but changed to Ambessa.

          Ambessa👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 0 Mana🧙‍♂️
          Ambessa💁🏾‍♀️4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Suppression 🚫A Shield That Does Damage🛡 Infinite Dashes🧱It Costs No Energy🙏🏽Stun🌪Resource Refund 🕕 Unstoppable Ult👀 It Goes Over Walls 🏃Slows😩 

          Sick of all this copium

            I’m getting a bit sick of watching these cringe analysts and costreamers talk with so much copium everytime there’s an international event.
            
            For example, regarding this GENG x FNC series, I’ve heard already so many absurd takes and cope angles, when in reality it’s very likely that GENG will simply not even take a single game off FNC.
            
            Let’s go FNC quick 3-0

            This is K’Sante

              Stamina 4700 Defense 329 Even 201 Champion👤 Unstoppable🚫, Shield🛡, Wall🧱 Crossing. There is an airborne🌪, and even the cooldown is only 1️⃣seconds, mana🧙‍♂️ is 1️⃣5️⃣, and w even transforms💫 to cool reset and passive is fixed damage🗡, and then even the room🥋 the more you raise it📈 the more you raise it📈 skill acceleration⏰ this happens! Q has skill acceleration⏰, skill speed🚀 gets faster📈, then there is an attack power🗡 coefficient, and W is the benefit - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😱😱
              체력 4700 방어력 329 마저201 인 챔피언👤이 저지불가🚫, 쉴드🛡, 벽🧱 넘기는 거 있고요. 에어본🌪 있고, 심지어 쿨타임은 1️⃣초밖에 안되고 마나🧙‍♂️는 1️⃣5️⃣ 들고 w는 심지어 변신💫하면 쿨 초기화에다가 패시브는 고정피해🗡가 들어가며 그 다음에 방마저🥋 올리면📈 올릴수록📈 스킬 가속⏰이 생기고! q에 스킬가속⏰이 생기고 스킬 속도🚀가 빨라지고📈 그 다음에 공격력🗡 계수가 있어가지고 W가 그 이익-으아아아악😱😱---
              This is K'Sante, a champion with 4,700 HP, 329 Armor, and 201 MR, has Unstoppable, a Shield, and goes over walls. Has Airborne, and the cooldown is only 1 second too. It costs 15 Mana. The W CD is even refreshed when he transforms. He has true damage on his passive. Then, when he stacks Armor and MR, he gets Ability Haste too, Ability Haste to his Q, and his spell casting speeds up. Then, he has an AD ratio, so his W…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
              K'Sante👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡  Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 15 Mana🧙‍♂️
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              你說得對,但是這就是奎桑提,HP 4700,護甲 329,魔抗 201的英雄。有不可阻擋,有護盾,還能過牆。有控制,甚至冷卻時間只有1秒,只要15點藍。轉換姿態時甚至可以刷新W的cd,還有真實傷害。然後,護甲和魔抗提升後還能獲得技能加速,縮短Q的cd,還縮短釋放時間,然後還有攻擊力。 W就啊啊啊啊啊啊​
              قوة التحمل 4700 دفاع 329 حتى 201 بطل لا يمكن إيقافه ، درع ، وول عرضية. هناك حركة جوية ، وحتى وقت التهدئة لا يتجاوز 1️⃣seconds ، Mana🧙‍♂️ تساوي 1️⃣5️⃣ ، وحتى w يتحول إلى إعادة ضبط باردة ويكون الضرر الخامل ثابتًا ، ثم حتى الغرفة كلما رفعتها كلما زادت ترفعها تسريع المهارة⏰ يحدث هذا! Q لديها تسريع مهارة⏰ ، سرعة المهارة🚀 تزداد سرعة📈 ، ثم هناك قوة هجوم🗡 معامل ، W هي الفائدة - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😱😱
              Стамина 4700 Дефенсе 329 Евен 201 Цхампион👤 Унстоппабле🚫, Схиелд🛡, Wалл🧱 Цроссинг. Тхере ис ан аирборне🌪, анд евен тхе цоолдоwн ис онлy 1️⃣сецондс, мана🧙‍♂️ ис 1️⃣5️⃣, анд w евен трансформс💫 то коол ресет анд пассиве ис фиксед дамаге🗡, анд ден евен тхе роом🥋 тхе море јоу раисе ит📈 тхе море yоу раисе ит📈 скилл аццелератион⏰ тхис хаппенс! Q хас скилл аццелератион⏰, скилл спеед🚀 гетс фастер📈, тхен тхере ис ан аттацк повер🗡 цоеффициент, анд В ис тхе бенефит - аааааааааааааааааааааааааааа😱😱
              คซันเต้👤เลือด 4,700 💪เกราะ 329 🤷‍♂️ต้านเวทย์ 201 💦 ถูกหยุดไม่ได้🚫มีโล่ 🛡 ข้ามกำแพง🧱ยกลอยได้🌪คูลดาวแค่☝วิด้วย🕐 แถมใช้แค่15มานา🧙‍♂️
              K'Sante👤4,700 máu💪329 giáp🤷‍♂️201 kháng phép💦 không thể ngăn cản🚫tạo giáp máu 🛡 nhảy qua tường🧱có hất tung🌪hồi chiêu có☝giây thôi🕐 và chỉ tốn 15 mana🧙‍♂️ 󠀀
              ק'סנטה 👤 4,700 נקודות חיים💪329 שריון🤷‍♂️201 התנגדות קסם💦בלתי עציר🚫מגן🛡 עובר מעל קירות🧱מעיף באוויר🌪זמן הרגעה☝של רק שנייה🕐ועולה רק 15 מאנה🧙‍♂️
              K'Sante👤4.700 HP💪329 Zırh🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Durdurulamaz🚫bir Kalkan 🛡 Duvarları aşar 🧱 Havaya kaldırması var🌪Bekleme Süresi sadece☝saniye🕐 Maliyeti 15 Mana🧙‍♂️