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T1 Doran 5 time Worlds Inting Champion

    T1 Doran copypasta
    There was drama backstage before Game 3 in the T1 Camp as Smash was heard mocking Gumayusi, "I can int much better than Gumayusi-nim."Guma was offended by this and immediately rose up and started arguing with Smash. The matter got so out of hand that it almost came to blows.It however was quickly resolved when T1 Doran entered the room and gave both the ADC's a stern look. They both sat down in Silence with their heads down, knowing that the 5 time Worlds Inting Champion had returned from his Voyage to the Washroom. 
    Kkoma later commented after the match "We strive for healthy competition in the team, I hope Guma and Smash learn something from a personality like Doran


    Shyvana’s vagina

      Shyvana's from LoL copypasta

      The infamous Shyvana’s copypasta first appeared from an anonymous comment under her NSFW art early 2013. It was later expanded and used as a comment in a popular League AMA which brought it into mainstream popularity.

      Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor). She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices...
      
      In addition, Shyvana's vagina may even be larger than those of human women, or at the very least anatomically different. The vaginal walls of human women only contract significantly during sex if experiencing orgasm. Due to her half-dragon nature, Shyvana may resemble some member of the known animal kingdom in that her physical control over her vaginas muscles is much greater. It would not be unreasonable to suggest that Shyvana could flex and contract the muscles in her vaginal walls to masturbate and in effect "milk" a penis for all it's worth. Her cervix may even be penetrable with little to no pain experienced, a sort of inverse "knot", a way to ensure that not one drop of her mate's semen will escape her.
      The thing about Shyvanna is...
      
      Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right.
      
      Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor).
      
      She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices. 

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      "Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor). She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift.But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices..."

      Faker

        Faker is a professional League player

        Faker is a professional League of Legends (LoL) player for T1 and is arguably the most popular esports player to date due to his achievements and legacy.

        If Faker has a million fans

        If Faker has million number of fans I am one of them. If Faker has ten fans I am one of them. If Faker has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is against Faker, I am against the world. I love Faker till my last breath.

        When both teams are even in gold, Faker feels that T1 is at a great advantage

        When both teams are even in gold, Faker feels that T1 is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to start a team fight. When T1 is 3k behind in gold, Faker thinks that T1 is at a small advantage, and he so he starts a team fight to secure their “lead”. When T1 is behind 7k in gold, Faker thinks that T1 is at a disadvantage and so he looks for a team fight to regain control of the game. When T1 is 10K behind in gold, Faker thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not start a team fight 

        Who is Faker

        Who is Faker? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Faker thinks, I agree. If Faker speaks, I’m listening. If Faker has one fan, it is me. If Faker has no fans, I don’t exist.

        Who is Faker (Twitch version)

        Who is Faker? GIGACHAD For the blind, He is the vision. GIGACHAD For the hungry, He is the chef. GIGACHAD For the thirsty, He is the water. GIGACHAD If Faker thinks, I agree. GIGACHAD If Faker speaks, I’m listening. GIGACHAD If Faker has one fan, it is me. GIGACHAD If Faker has no fans, I don’t exist..

        For You -20LP or -20RR Delivery (Valorant)

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          ╰┓┳╰╯┳┏╯ For You
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          -20 RR DELIVERY (Valorant)

          Valorant -20RR Delivery to be copy pasted in game

          It looks distorted here but when inputted into Valorant in-game chat it works!

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          BEEP BEEP -15 LP DELIVERY

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          ▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ -15 LP DELIVERY
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          BYE, THANKS FOR THE LP

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          ╬═╬ T H A N K S . F O R . T H E . L P S.
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          Easy Game TY for TUTORIAL

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           ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯Easy Game
            ╰╮ ┳━━╯TY For
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            ╰╮ ┳━━╯ EASY TUTORIAL
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          GGEZ! *Middle finger*

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          OINK

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          Ambessa👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦

            Parody of the K’sante copypasta but changed to Ambessa.

            Ambessa👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 0 Mana🧙‍♂️
            Ambessa💁🏾‍♀️4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Suppression 🚫A Shield That Does Damage🛡 Infinite Dashes🧱It Costs No Energy🙏🏽Stun🌪Resource Refund 🕕 Unstoppable Ult👀 It Goes Over Walls 🏃Slows😩 

            Sick of all this copium

              I’m getting a bit sick of watching these cringe analysts and costreamers talk with so much copium everytime there’s an international event.
              
              For example, regarding this GENG x FNC series, I’ve heard already so many absurd takes and cope angles, when in reality it’s very likely that GENG will simply not even take a single game off FNC.
              
              Let’s go FNC quick 3-0